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#55784 +(41)- [X]

Dr SpaZZo: http://members.tripod.com/tempestgames/razor.jpg
Syphit: lol, who uses your razor?
Dr SpaZZo: My sister keeps fucking taking them
Dr SpaZZo: Theres like, 3 of mine in the shower...
Syphit: lol, how old is your sister?
Dr SpaZZo: 20.
Dr SpaZZo: Youd think she'd be competent to get her own damned razors, wouldnt you.
Syphit: yeah

#55785 +(416)- [X]

* StorDuff has joined #suicide
<ManInMoon> tell me something I didn't know already

#55800 +(131)- [X]

* SonRyoga is now known as SR[phone-with-hat-girl]
* SR[phone-with-hat-girl] is now known as SR[phone-with-hot-girl]
* DJ-Freedom is now known as freedom|sexwithhand

#55804 +(420)- [X]

<AGodlyHeretic> and i installed enough security equipment on my computer, that even i think i might have gone overboard
<smokedbrown> lol
<AGodlyHeretic> no seriously, it records every keystroke i make and is totally hidden. can only be DETECTED with my password, and requires a second password to open it. it also is designed to take screenshots everyso often when a specific strings is typed
<smokedbrown> Dude.
<smokedbrown> um.
<smokedbrown> the white people of waco called. they want thier paranoia back

#55832 +(265)- [X]

irc.aol.com Message of the Day - 
irc.aol.com (If you packet us, we will send you a bunch of cd's)

#55852 +(214)- [X]

<gadget73> Oracle gave out bobble head dolls of thier CEO to thier employees for Christmas
<gadget73> i want one, as well as a Richard Stallman and Bill Gates one, then I could have mock discussions about shit

#55855 +(262)- [X]

<evilroot> "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad
<evilroot> "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
<Madiarin> evilroot: That's horrible.
<|-Shin-|> Is it a TV ad or a banner or what?
<Beanoo> erk .. bill 'adolf' gates
<evilroot> |-Shin-|:  not sure
<|-Shin-|> aw.
* |-Shin-| was hoping to get a link out of it
<evilroot> One World. One Web. One Program.
<evilroot> Microsoft advertisement, 1997
<dafatdude> thats M$ in a nutshell
<|-Shin-|> Heh, looks like you're not the only one to have that opinion. I just did a google search on it
* Madiarin was searching altavista in the futile attempt to see if anyone could verify the MS part of the quote.

#55866 +(-13)- [X]

<krakerman> i had a pimple on my pen0s te other day. i had to get a boner so i could pop it.

#55872 +(49)- [X]

<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves
<[N]> it just rules
<[N]> for lazy ppl
<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done
<WTM2K> would that be like road head?
<[N]> hahah
<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head

#55876 +(624)- [X]

* saxxonpike has joined #wtf
<gt64> i wanna suck some DICK
<saxxonpike> wow i like this channel already

#55882 +(197)- [X]

<Chernoskill> it's scary when people start measuring time in dowloaded megabytes...

#55888 +(365)- [X]

<Velario> where the fucks john gone?
<My`Albanian`Ass> outside to piss in a bucket
<Velario> long piss
<My`Albanian`Ass> big bucket

#55899 +(296)- [X]

<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on
<tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :|
<hardlined> lithps are cool.
<hardlined> they thound thuper.
<DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial reaction
<DaggerIRC> or erectile..
<hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes.

#55900 +(854)- [X]

<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'

#55911 +(194)- [X]

<Dingobloo>You know you're an IRC addict when you try to type "LOL" after reading a quote on bash.org

#55912 +(119)- [X]

<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids at the local high school who are vrgins
<CRC> US based I guess?

#55914 +(373)- [X]

<LamB> God touches me
<LamB> daily
<LamB> through Priests

#55915 +(-75)- [X]

<txrx> ive been reading heaps of bash.org.. but prolly still not as much as u CRC.. ;)
<CRC> so true
<CRC> that would be quite an achievement :)
<txrx> i always expect to see ppl from here. liek this is the center of the irc universe or something.. ;)

#55918 +(155)- [X]

<Koobze> hiii
<Koobze> I'm kind of angry at my friends... I paid the $50 for the hair bleach and dye, since one or two of them were supposed to join me and split the cost, and yet they're not and I'm stuck with all that cost.
<Fat-Burrick> and gay hair
<Koobze> hheh
<Koobze> yeah, it's pretty gay
<Koobze> just adds insult to injury

#55924 +(589)- [X]

* Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her missing fingernail
<utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"
<@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've ever said

#55929 +(137)- [X]

<Flossie> depends how much you get paid for staying in bed
<Brocken> I get payed 100 an hour for the things I do in bed
<nameinuse> you run a law firm from under your duvet?
<Brocken> no, I'm a gimp ;(

#55930 +(91)- [X]

<DSmooth> u guys see Moby got beat up in Boston?
<DSmooth> i guess now if you are a superfan of an artist
<DSmooth> you stalk them
<DSmooth> then beat them up
<DSmooth> to show respect

#55936 +(136)- [X]

<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13

#55937 +(153)- [X]

<geth> everyday is your birthday when the candles are lodged in your asshole

#55940 +(391)- [X]

<cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram
<cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit
* harrellj looks at cravecave
* Astral does too
* harrellj puts that in her quit messages
<cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the system I used to be

#55950 +(306)- [X]

vickiholt: do you know what I hate?
fyrestorm: What?
vickiholt: I spent over three months writing a friggin' manual for our document control system and people still do a quick tutorial around the desk
vickiholt: I don't mind that
vickiholt: what I hate is when THEY DON'T READ THE FRIGGIN' MANUAL FIRST
vickiholt: A tutorial should not include the words "lets just see what happens if I do <click> this"
vickiholt: The friggin' book tells you
vickiholt: it's not a big document as I spent time making sure it was short
vickiholt: <fume>
vickiholt: 3 f***in' months
vickiholt: of having meetings with some of the most boring (admin) people in the world
vickiholt: <super power fume>
vickiholt: Oooh chocolate
vickiholt: </fume>

#55951 +(199)- [X]

<Wolfy> if i ain't a geek i'm certainly not a nerd :p
<Wolfy> so that leaves normal or extrovert
<Wolfy> :p
<+damadm00> or 'wanker'

#56017 +(648)- [X]

<@X-G> makes you wonder ...
<@X-G> why a penguin?
<@X-G> who invented tux?
<@X-G> and how did it become the linux symbol?
<@elver> there's a long story behind it...
<@elver> Torvalds loves penguins, one of them once bit him too at a zoo
<@elver> and that's basically it
<@X-G> story. too. long. can't. stay. awake.

#56037 +(278)- [X]

<Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations today
<drm> hows that?
<Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey 2 weeks ago
<Murr> received them 1 week ago
<Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems reading my CC#

#56044 +(1616)- [X]

DasKrav: Know what I hate?
DasKrav: Repeating myself.
Destroy_Boy2000: What?
DasKrav: I said I hate repeating myself
Destroy_Boy2000: Huh?
DasKrav: Oh wait

#56048 +(417)- [X]

<Affe> god damn black socks
<Affe> i need to start pairing them together
<Affe> i pulled some out figuring 'oh if i pull out a few, i'll eventually end up with a pair'
<Affe> i had 8 different kinds of socks in my hand
<Ouroboros> Wow, Affe.
<Ouroboros> Your life must be incredibly boring if you thought that was interesting enough to tell us.

#56053 +(3)- [X]

<Terra-ist> i need roms
* Terra-ist wants a good rom site
<Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[
<lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google?
<lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.

#56074 +(1416)- [X]

<@exit2eden9> my mother just told me the funniest story ever
<@exit2eden9> she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart...
<@exit2eden9> she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any"  and this is going on for a while
<@exit2eden9> so the kid yells really loud:
<@exit2eden9> "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth"
<@exit2eden9> the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there

#56107 +(181)- [X]

CcLpRPG:  it was like, my friend saw a chick at the movies, but she had a boyfriend  
CcLpRPG:  My friend says, screw him  
CcLpRPG:  I say, you screw him, i'll screw her

#56118 +(405)- [X]

<Mystiq`> i wish you spoke better english
<[SePtOr]> i should not
<[SePtOr]> i dont have why... you understand what i wanna say... It even matter

#56120 +(181)- [X]

G3nki: my printer is printing subliminal messages on my paper
Keerax: ...o_O
G3nki: it's printing out "Join the Military!"
G3nki: like cutting half of it at the top of the page
Keerax: yvan eht nioj
G3nki: never!

#56122 +(107)- [X]

<Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album?
<`2L> best of nirvana?
<`2L> whats that?
<`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?

#56130 +(274)- [X]

<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice
<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now

#56143 +(758)- [X]

<Dugimodo> ever notice miracles stopped happening when the video camera was invented
<pog> and then they started up again when digital editing came by

#56149 +(256)- [X]

<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies
<Christina> bewbies?  What are you? 3?

#56151 +(382)- [X]

<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed
<mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews
<mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"

#56155 +(243)- [X]

[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.

#56167 +(430)- [X]

<Krypt|LOTR2> i was given 200 dollars to survive a month alone while the rest of my family went to dominican republic
<Krypt|LOTR2> i blew half of that on games
<Krypt|LOTR2> and didnt eat for like 2 weeks
<Krypt|LOTR2> i lost alot of weight

#56170 +(25)- [X]

TaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend hahaha
EyezBloodshot: lmao
TaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though

#56174 +(151)- [X]

<atheir> microsoft is a bunch of soulless swine.
<quannum> with jobs

#56188 +(215)- [X]

<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink?
<rizzoh> tcp

#56194 +(314)- [X]

<Winkingdog> Cute toll collector At the Harbour tunnel this morning.  Blond,  young and very cute.  I'm gunna ask her out..
<Winkingdog> I wonder how many round trips Ill have to do before I get the chance  :)
<DD> Shit!!! She's already costing you money!:-)

#56222 +(333)- [X]

<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare.
<DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak?
<Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".

#56229 +(509)- [X]

<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros
<Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality
<pont> my penis is the slackware of penis
<pont> :D
<pont> Hard and stable
<Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?

#56230 +(999)- [X]

<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year
<Rin> 63 in UK
<Rin> 64 in Australia
<Rin> 11,456 in USA
<Ram> we win!

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