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#1739 +(401)- [X]

<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life.  I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".

#1741 +(1066)- [X]

<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism"
<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.

#1745 +(426)- [X]

(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?
(poopfart) yes
(poopfart) i can
(poopfart) their called accidents

#1749 +(351)- [X]

<timmo> what music should i download tonight
<timmo> oh shit
<timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[
<c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON?
<c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN
<timmo> toon disney
<c-rOCK> dude I loved that show

#1750 +(855)- [X]

~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list
(Deft) uhm ignore that

#1753 +(3248)- [X]

<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

#1758 +(175)- [X]

<< Now chatting in #finalfight
>>Quit! imaginari " Leaving "
>>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout "
>>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout "
[Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!

#1760 +(152)- [X]

*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone

#1761 +(498)- [X]

<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu
<MadHatter> jedi
<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees
<enex> and look like a complete tool

#1762 +(407)- [X]

<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

#1763 +(600)- [X]

<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder
*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net

#1764 +(849)- [X]

<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?

#1765 +(258)- [X]

<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion

#1766 +(238)- [X]

<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high

#1770 +(394)- [X]

<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?

#1771 +(92)- [X]

<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants
<cooey> it owned

#1772 +(192)- [X]

<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition

#1773 +(80)- [X]

<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny
<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.
<Jingoro`> yeah
<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend split after I had the baby"
<rouge> hjaw
<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.
<rouge> god knows where they've been.
<scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I could, anyway"
<scar|home> hjaw @ rogue
<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.

#1774 +(1800)- [X]

<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720
<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for  60  points . . . .
<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"?
<Evil_God> talking
<EtherMan> speech
<D-viant> singing
<Evil_God> ninjitsu
<EtherMan> swordsmanship
<D-viant> violin
<EtherMan> flight
<D-viant> fighting
<EtherMan> homosexuality
<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
<Evil_God> big slapping testicles
<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer.
<D-viant> expanding rectum
<Evil_God> opium addiction

#1775 +(959)- [X]

<wild> i just asked a girl out
<wild> been 6 minutes no reply :|
<wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go

#1776 +(487)- [X]

<cait-sith> being in love
<R0y> i wish
<R0y> it's all just confusing emotion
<R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states

#1778 +(-732)- [X]

<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus

#1781 +(95)- [X]

<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000

#1782 +(1178)- [X]

<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense

#1783 +(110)- [X]

<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong
<Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a
<Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!!
<Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card Instantly Online! Click here and get 500
<Acero> Bigprizes points!

#1784 +(513)- [X]

<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."

#1785 +(573)- [X]

<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX

#1787 +(266)- [X]

<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.

#1794 +(268)- [X]

<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?

#1800 +(978)- [X]

<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.

#1805 +(796)- [X]

(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers

#1807 +(703)- [X]

<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army !
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.

#1808 +(1065)- [X]

<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big

#1809 +(183)- [X]

<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public

#1812 +(299)- [X]

<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like gaelic, only more fucked up.
<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.

#1813 +(519)- [X]

<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.

#1819 +(897)- [X]

<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.

#1820 +(498)- [X]

<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML

#1821 +(635)- [X]

<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men.

#1824 +(272)- [X]

[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb!
[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro
[21:51] <Nakago> >_<
[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?
[21:51] <Nakago> ack
[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.
[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.
[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask
[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1

#1825 +(2818)- [X]

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

#1826 +(383)- [X]

(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out

#1827 +(487)- [X]

(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@

#1828 +(453)- [X]

[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.

#1829 +(87)- [X]

<kisama> fuck english too
<kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"
<kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"
<kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches
<kisama> were getting into it
<kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"
<kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!"
<kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"

#1830 +(114)- [X]

<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there

#1831 +(322)- [X]

<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo
<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0:
<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit

#1832 +(67)- [X]

<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie
<`michael> and we had this room in the basement
<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis

#1833 +(644)- [X]

<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay ~{Polaris IRC}~ v2.04)

#1834 +(840)- [X]

[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean?
[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."
[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for that.
[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words for snow.


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