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#51746 +(133)- [X]

<Samantha> What bird was named for what was wrongly thought to be its country of origin?
<Kevyn> Turkey
<Samantha> Kev is da man
<Kevyn> It was either that or the Mexican

#51753 +(555)- [X]

<Kevyn> Ooh PeeTree has his webcam on, and he has GIRLS in his room. I hope they get naked.
<Uncle_Tobias> WOW GIRLS? WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE THINGS AND DO THEY COME WITH MAC OS 6?
<Kevyn> That'd be awesome if he left the room for a minute and the girls started making out, unaware that the webcam was on.
<NuttO> I think it'd be funnier if they pissed in his shoes when he left the room.

#51758 +(327)- [X]

<LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone
*** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left abt 2 say ur my life...)
<Viggo> hmmm
<Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang

#51765 +(187)- [X]

<wanman2> c++ is so much more intuitive than any language i've learned
<wanman2> that's my thought of the night
<wanman2> and with that, good night.
<fib> let us bathe in its profundity
<wanman2> and lather ourselves with its wisdom
<lbandit> and watch it flow down the drain
<lbandit> amidst our pubic hairs and semen
<lbandit> and urine
<wanman2> and vaginal discharge
<fib> my bishop delivers no sermons in the shower

#51783 +(156)- [X]

<@Daybreaker> bah
<@Daybreaker> i got sick oF that bin laden game the first time i played it
<@Daybreaker> like a year ago
<@Daybreaker> fuck flash games
<@Blur> hentai?
<@Daybreaker> shush
<@Daybreaker> i caN't stand a game where the difficulty levels are "poorly made" "badly made" and "free 15 day macromedia preview"
<@Blur> lol
<@Daybreaker> fuck all that

#51807 +(338)- [X]

<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?"
<Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

#51823 +(354)- [X]

<Myst> It would, however, be funnier.
<Myst> Since Canadians are funnier by nature.
<WTM2K> just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny

#51825 +(651)- [X]

* Nazgul thinks it's amusing when people are soooo anal retentive that they can't even pass up a single mistyped letter.
<Rico||Sleep>: Anal-retentive is hyphenated...

#51830 +(524)- [X]

<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first. 
<Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up.
<Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.

#51861 +(491)- [X]

<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'.

#51890 +(560)- [X]

<bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows(tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD.

#51899 +(350)- [X]

<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade the shock!
<Cow> ....
<Cow> ...
<Cow> seriously.

#51904 +(242)- [X]

<orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE
<orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT
<orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT
<orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've ever heard him talking about
<orion> even models and shit
<orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot
<orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED"

#51915 +(1142)- [X]

<MerryXmouse> My mum and dad were just yelling at each other and I walked up and said "Can you two stop being wankers?" and my mum hit me on the head and goes "I'll wank you!...... No I won't..."

#51990 +(132)- [X]

< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh
< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?
<+insight> damn
<+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version

#51991 +(81)- [X]

<Area-51> wanna know a good one?
<AOLuser> a good one what?
<Area-51> i mistyped the "yes | rm ..." command and deleted my entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P

#51994 +(282)- [X]

* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`FUCKING`PARENTS
<tP-InfamousGadget> ewww

#51996 +(176)- [X]

Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah
Joe Fox : they need that in real life
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL
Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings
Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping
Darth_Bowser : shit
Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low
Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too
Darth_Bowser : =P
Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS
Darth_Bowser : heh
Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing
Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains
Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P
Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain

#51999 +(509)- [X]

<Tak777> I have returned
* Feops disbelieves
<Feops> 1d20+1
<Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6)
<Feops> damn
<Feops> fine, you're here.

#52000 +(219)- [X]

<_pLaGueD_> do you know a cheat for invincibility?
<Dead_One> yeah
<_pLaGueD_> how?
<Dead_One> type bind "mouse1" "kill"
<Dead_One> it blows up what ever you are looking at

#52004 +(103)- [X]

twinturbo: hmm, why is my name green on the right?
Swinny0: coz it's teelin you that's YOU
barnz: to show which one is you
twinturbo: like i don't know?
barnz: indeed
Swinny0: some don't!!

#52006 +(94)- [X]

<Thep> I want to clean up bio-waste
<Sora> Um.
<Sora> Hint: That involves other people's shit and piss.
<Sora> And amputees wiggling their stumps at you and moaning. That always creeped me out.
<Thep> I'd like to retract my last statement during the minute of 5:30 EST
<Sora> Ah ha ha
<Sora> Yeah.

#52013 +(62)- [X]

<Brainstew> Eww..
<Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth.
<Citation> let alone on your penis.

#52021 +(360)- [X]

<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min
<Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc
<Dzza|Wants-SI> i once read a book
<Dzza|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school
<Dzza|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog
<Vaun> anyone else?

#52022 +(335)- [X]

redpoint13: brb
MoRgAn4978: k
redpoint13: back
MoRgAn4978: that was fast
redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk

#52028 +(309)- [X]

<@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2 sentence points for using a computer
<@jsb> you've got jail

#52029 +(178)- [X]

<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other

#52034 +(16)- [X]

<toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear things now
<toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the 6th.. bullshit
<#1 Webbie> Because EBay bought them out

#52036 +(197)- [X]

(@|404|Destro): you just got banned from #life, nerd.

#52041 +(320)- [X]

* KiLLerMiK has joined #tonyhawksproskater
<KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk?
<bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger
<KiLLerMiK> best combo?
<bens0nio> best combo is #2

#52056 +(496)- [X]

<@kram> !banme wibble
* @Arrow throws a brick at wibble
<@kram> cool
<@Smidge204> !banme everyone else
* @Arrow throws a brick at everyone else
<Stryke> !banme
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*bopper@dialup-63.214.93.70.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net
* Stryke was kicked by Arrow (You fell for it; hook, line, and sinker.)

#52063 +(175)- [X]

*** VirginUmboo has joined #html
<VirginUmboo> lo
<VirginUmboo> how do i gret a shocwave file in my html?
* Anapaest googles for "gret"
*** VirginUmboo has left #html

#52083 +(101)- [X]

*** Joins: Currawon1 (~currawong@GizNet-43538.b.006.syd.iprimus.net.au)
*** Quits: Currawong (~currawong@210.50.98.GizNet-34072) (Client exited)
<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel

#52087 +(802)- [X]

<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?
<Seifer> Nope.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl today. >:
<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...
<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.
<Mog> ...
<Seifer> Lol.
<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...
* rabid_si[FFX] whistles.

#52089 +(344)- [X]

<@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
<Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared of a 4 inch dick

#52100 +(261)- [X]

<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
<dredg> it was nice
<chevrofreak> i jerked off today
<chevrofreak> it was boring
<dredg> heh
<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
<dredg> *looks at watch*
<chevrofreak> yeah basically

#52112 +(1259)- [X]

<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
<Billo3121> later dudes
* Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.

#52125 +(242)- [X]

notkmad: whats the 35 for
Stemp35: how many times I give head a week
iluvduke213105: wjat?
iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?
Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name
notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?

#52136 +(536)- [X]

<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?

#52141 +(141)- [X]

<Al-Koholik> hm
<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence
<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3
<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?

#52154 +(514)- [X]

<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)
<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?

#52155 +(374)- [X]

<-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you limp.))
<Pixelated> limp !
<Pixelated> that got me rock hard
<hardlined> you too?
<hardlined> Got a cam?

#52174 +(182)- [X]

<JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?
<Threeboy> its a book man.
<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.
<Threeboy> go for it.
<JynxDaddy> :|

#52186 +(230)- [X]

<Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!
<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!
<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.
<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?
<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.
<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!

#52193 +(578)- [X]

<KoaL> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia

#52207 +(183)- [X]

<PuchikoChan> it's like the least spoken strand of jewish language
<PuchikoChan> like some kinda porno movie
<PuchikoChan> eerrr, disregard that last comment
<SkyLancer> err
* js8|finals wonders how tera went from linguistics to porn in one sentence

#52229 +(1264)- [X]

* okram is sad
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?

#52251 +(290)- [X]

<Terrorwolf>YES! NOS CHOOL!
<ALW>Sounds like you need to get your ass back there to me.

#52267 +(50)- [X]

<@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck there
<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg together, then trying to run a race
<@da4> hehe
<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"

#52270 +(529)- [X]

<CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good, you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2 bags worth already
<CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea
<Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed


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