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[4th]Tortu: i've never had a single STD...but i think it's cause you have to have sex to get em
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<rH-rogue> just cuz there's no bulge because i don
<rH-rogue> 't asdlhfaslhdfasdf
<rH-rogue> damn it
<rH-rogue> i just had premature enterkeyation
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<Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server
<Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do.
<Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.
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<thetourist> just watched my lotr dvd
<antiuser> nice :D
<thetourist> yea, those 30 extra minutes are awesome
<lech> what do they consist of?
<lech> as if the movie wasnt already long enuff
<thetourist> man, the new scenes add a lot to it
<soap> 30 minutes of the hobbits masturbating doesn't "add" anything
<thetourist> ok, i'm lying it's all hobbit porn
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<Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles.
<Ed> They were a long time coming, but still.
<IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the Apocalypse.
<IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy."
<IQpierce> direct quote.
<Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient!
<IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is "Apocalycious!"
<IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666 forehead tattoo!
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<faR_away-> i won 30 grand
<faR_away-> so i have some $$$$
<Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really
<faR_away-> no i'm just kidding
<Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand
<faR_away-> i know
<faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds
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<WonderMut> Interesting, if Khan died from the Genesis thingy, and Spock was sent to the planet the Genesis thingy exploded on, how did Spock come back from the dead while Khan didn't?
<halcyon--> this is like watching movies with my grandmother
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icbm: my entourage is coming over
icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas presents
icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators
kuruption: you mean your "friends"
kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets them their weed
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([rSu]iridium) xenex and I are on the same train of thought today. I want to get off :)
([Ci]XeneX) the train, I hope.
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<MilitiaX> yo guys, anyone know a music irc server?
<dustin> if only goatse had an ircd with an ascii version in the motd
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* Sticks whoops for joy
* Sticks cheers insanely
* Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted frock whilst screaming with inane joy
<VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?
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<ACityBus> brb sleep
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<ilovebeer> dont hate just cuz i fuked ur gurl
* GBL|DJ_Huxtable thinks......socrates.........can you even get a gurl?
<Socrates> hey yeah... ilovebeer i dont even have a girl.. so how can you fuk her....
<Socrates> gg i win
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[12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe
<Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow, ok?
<darkvibe> no hurry
<darkvibe> and much appreciated
<`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING ROOM.
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way we discussed.
<`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about meeting?
<[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with law enforcment and animal rights
<`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also, the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined prior to this conversation.
<`rush> this is getting rediculous.
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<Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese.
<ZippyOne> oh, that's not me then
<Spooky42> its stinks so bad
<Spooky42> i WAS eating.. now im not and cant breathe
<ZippyOne> got some air freshener?
<DarkPhan> <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese. <-- uhm... just how do you know what that smells like?
<Spooky42> lets just say i have an unpopular scratch and sniff book
<Spooky42> and dont ask why i scrathed the 'sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese' sticker.
<ZippyOne> you were tired, and it was next to strawberry
<Spooky42> across the page from runny baby poop
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<autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?
<autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation
<autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?
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<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your deleting stuff on it just to make space
<zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available.
<dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn.
<dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the salesperson, clearly.
<Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my computers now cause it takes up to much space
<dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z
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* drdink ponders getting his dad the Magellan Meridian Gold GPS
* drwiii watches irony strike as it gets lost in the mail.
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<nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay?
<nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances.
<nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are?
<Jon-> she has problems?
<Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty
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<@LinkinEp> in 15
<@motherb|tch> dont come back
<@motherb|tch> itz all good
<@kmad> hes masturbating
<@kmad> u said brb
<@kmad> go brb
<@motherb|tch> thats right
<@LinkinEp> i dont need to go
<@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it
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<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb
<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch
#51057 +(960)- [X]
Geo: You know, I would be a straight A college student if it weren't the the internet.
Chronologist: for the internet, you mean.
Geo: IT'S EVEN TAKING MY ABILITY TO CONVERSATE PROPERLY!!!!
Hidoshi: Conversate isn't a word.
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* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code.
<Nimduin> Wow, you're unattractive. Congratulations.
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* Kazz grunts.
* ROJO returns grunt
* Kazz takes off loincloth.
* ROJO shudders
* Kazz bobs.
* Kazz takes off ROJO's loincloth.
<-- ROJO has quit (Quit: (i leave when it takes a turn for the homoerotic))
* Kazz weeps.
<Kazz> Ro... jo....
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<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n
<StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your sister?
* StalkerofurSoul shivers
<Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..
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<Duck> Gullible isn't in the dictionary
<Fred> Yeah it is dumbass.
<Fred> gul•li•ble - adj. ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gl-bl)
<Fred> Easily deceived or duped.
<Fred> god dammit...
#51084 +(967)- [X]
<Rivorus> my dad actually called the other day, and he goes "You want to talk to mom" so I say "yeah" and then I hear him shout "Gina, you wanna talk to your son" and I hear her in the back say "I'm watching TV right now, I'll talk to him at Christmas" and my dad's like "She's... in the shower"
#51085 +(145)- [X]
<WTM2K> Sub: ========( )
<WTM2K> Here's a spoon...
<WTM2K> now EAT MY ASS.
#51089 +(340)- [X]
<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to use a keyboard with a capslock key
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<wabba> If u want a fight we better take this to #outside
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<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes
<Epesh> Kae: make them up!
* l_oke hands kae a unicode character
<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations
* Kae pads with 0's
#51099 +(-31)- [X]
<Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file.
<Manaz> Depend which OS
<Rain-Movie> i must edit it
<Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads.
<Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think
<Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE.
<DrillSGT> curse the adds
<Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?
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dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
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<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;)
<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap?
<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?
<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.
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<+||smallville||> im from philippines
<+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u
<+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel
<+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.
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<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot prove it, its a matter of faith
<EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you speak are not lies passed down from your fathers
<EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything written is truth
*** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@22.214.171.124) (Ping timeout)
<EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?
<EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin
<EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!
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<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
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insaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass
dogz: are they gziping it as well?
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<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?
<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might
<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother fucker.
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<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same
<Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.
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<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with again!
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<hafree> then there's all my friends
<hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality
<hafree> yes, i come from jewland
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<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons
<Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.
<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.
#51152 +(167)- [X]
<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"
<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
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<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!
<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!
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<Korbel> hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today
<Korbel> wow what?
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<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
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<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz
<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !
*** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt
<+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to decifer his message.
<@Thraf> tell him to return
<+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war against the USA and the UK.
<@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely
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<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its fun til someone sees you