#50784 +(125)- [X]
<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim[z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y)*sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks 26mins 45secs)
#50787 +(166)- [X]
nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic?
p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise me to buy a cam this x-mas...
nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing in my head
nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like
p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman...
nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay guy
#50793 +(569)- [X]
<EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all.
<EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid.
<EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so.
<EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign.
<EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick'
<EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash.
<EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty.
*EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon
#50800 +(473)- [X]
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* ALW cackles
<ALW> Well that was fun for two-minutes.
#50804 +(251)- [X]
<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
#50809 +(348)- [X]
#natfans on GamesNET, 01 December 2002
<dzee> want to try again sara
<sara_sig> gay thing
<sara_sig> too pissed off with it
<dzee> why does it crash?
<sara_sig> ^ see that?
<sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage
<sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot
<sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that
<sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it
<sara_sig> It goes way beyond that
#50811 +(356)- [X]
<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit?
<Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?
#50812 +(677)- [X]
<SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character names on MSN Messenger.
<SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo
#50818 +(341)- [X]
<Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell but rich?
<crunchyfish> Would you?
<MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?
#50824 +(1073)- [X]
jim: top one :D
#50827 +(366)- [X]
* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants.
<Ouroboros> I mean.
<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?
<FLB> Yeah! Of course!
<FLB> That's what you meant
<Ouroboros> It is.
<FLB> You can keep that pair.
<FLB> They're on the house.
#50833 +(165)- [X]
<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on periscope, no knicks on
<Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol
<Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope lol
#50838 +(375)- [X]
<indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\
<LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did here, in a repetitive manner?
<indefactorX> shut up
<LoneJackal> or aggressive language
#50839 +(594)- [X]
(@icono) what is it your mad at?
(@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you
(NecroMort) same thing ;)
#50841 +(309)- [X]
*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there is less penis / and no sticky mess'
#50850 +(389)- [X]
<jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something.
<jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.
#50852 +(543)- [X]
<Matt> What shape is a gamecube?
#50869 +(97)- [X]
<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K
#50871 +(92)- [X]
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] what was i going to say
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] oh yeah
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] im the best at blowing
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] shit
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] blowing bubbles***
[ jamao ] lol
#50872 +(2)- [X]
<[1RB]sika> once you fuck a ham it will change your life forever
<Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks
<[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle already cut
<Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that act perfectly for handles
<[1RB]sika> balogna is good too
<[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can call your pets to clean up the mess
#50873 +(198)- [X]
Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is the better suicide option ?
True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide
kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect
#50877 +(113)- [X]
<Juridian> 'You have reached the 1-800-HACKERS tech support line, all of our operators are currently busy. Please leave your IP, username and password at the beep and we'll get right back to you....' *beeeeeep*
* The-Rev is calling 1-800-HACKERS
<The-Rev> Bet its some sort of adult line
#50884 +(325)- [X]
<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o
<CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.
#50887 +(468)- [X]
<rootd> Got my room down to about 35-40% fragmented... much better than the 70-80% earlier
<Jeian> you defragmented your room?
<Jeian> too much computer for you... :]
#50891 +(13620)- [X]
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
#50892 +(570)- [X]
<bionicfen> OK I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE CATHOLIC
<Sak> BW - Do everything you do now, except feel guilty about it.
#50896 +(-3)- [X]
<Hammer> im pretty good at typing with one hand
#50906 +(38)- [X]
<Coult> im 65 years old
<Coult> and I still get more pussy than you
<Daishi> 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count
<Aamperix> I know.
<Aamperix> I feel bad for you.
<Aamperix> Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice Bitesize butterfinger...want one?
#50909 +(26)- [X]
<dlewis> anyone want to buy an iPAQ H3670?
<RichiH> not really
<RichiH> it has windows on it, after all :)
<dlewis> you can install linux on it.
<RichiH> hmm, right
<RichiH> but it will still be a compaq :)
#50915 +(172)- [X]
<CitizenErazed> I dunno, there are other, better things to do while you're in bed
<tomjone5> like play chess. always does it for me, anyway
<CitizenErazed> so THAT'S what you and Jen spend all your time doing, matt?
<tomjone5> yup, I can keep going for hours at a time
<tomjone5> but have you even thought of the positions you can play in? gets me all tingly just thinking about it
<CitizenErazed> tantric chess books, then?
<tomjone5> I'm still writing the kama chess, expect to see it in 'special' bookshops next month
#50916 +(256)- [X]
<@Gallahan> Anyone know the geographic distribution for AOL proxies?
<@Lyle> thats an understatement
#50921 +(180)- [X]
<Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring.
<Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before you start to get tired of it.
<Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every month
#50922 +(270)- [X]
<cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination, promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism.
<jazzstepa> its the american way
#50925 +(336)- [X]
[ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test
[ Genia4 ] i want u to do it
**Approximately 8 Minutes Later**
[ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/
[ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url?
[ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?
#50926 +(194)- [X]
[ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything?
[ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything
[ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the database.
[ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not
#50927 +(884)- [X]
[ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have?
***Approximately 18 Minutes Later***
[ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY
[ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier
[ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself
#50930 +(523)- [X]
[ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5 years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.
#50932 +(389)- [X]
*** Joins: Canadianpirate (java@=YEpe33-53-450-851.om.om.cox.net)
<@Oshi> Eyarrr, eh?
#50938 +(264)- [X]
<RichiH> you could always use netbsd if you want maximum security
<RichiH> ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd box
<RichiH> so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe
#50940 +(117)- [X]
<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20 (751.53 KBps)
<Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of shit
<[Piratez]> be sure to flush
<[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will go down in one flush
#50941 +(92)- [X]
* nick > Stalkaout is now known as Stalkachu
<@Miz> and where have you been?
<@Cheez> considering hes at university hes probably been out drinking / getting stoned / getting laid
<@Miz> considering its Stalkeh i'd wager not
#50944 +(332)- [X]
<@Netwizard> Osamas dead
<@Burned> i just dont want osama to keep releasing albums like tupac
#50946 +(490)- [X]
<yuethomas> so I'm not a psychopath. Boohoo.
<Dom> Well, psychopath doesn't mean murderer or killer
<Dom> They're just more likely to
<Dom> They tend to appear very intelligent, only their vocabulary is very extensive, but if you are intelligible about the topic they're discussing you will usually find it has no real substance.
<Dom> Just lots of misused or illogical jargon
<yuethomas> Case in point. o_o
<yuethomas> and cliches, i'm sure
<Dom> And they drift from topic to topic very easily
<yuethomas> speaking of the weather
<Dom> Thanks, I brushed it this morning
<yuethomas> Did it grow?
<Dom> And how
<yuethomas> I know eh
<Dom> I'll have to paint it one day
<yuethomas> Use some duct tape too
<Dom> and hotpants
#50949 +(82)- [X]
<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me ;(tv channels)
<atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them
<Westy> none here... unless you pay extra
<atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them
<Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs
#50951 +(361)- [X]
<knif> i remember when my cousin had a house with aluminum wiring, when it rained you could open the garage by turning on the stove
#50954 +(762)- [X]
tom: youb willb neverb elieveb this
tom: butb myb spaceb keyb keeps bputtingb ab spaceb andb then bab
tom: ab b
tom: whatb theb fuck
Cube: thta's really funny
tom: MAKEB ITB FUCKINGB STOP
tom: ohb heyb I bfoundb theb problem
tom: there bisb something bbetweenb theb bandb spaceb keys
#50959 +(110)- [X]
<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL
<bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my computer. It failed to work.
<bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red...
<bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne
#50962 +(422)- [X]
<Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info on people via email addresses?
<Enossel> email them and ask them
<Frosted_Frank> oh, thx
#50963 +(167)- [X]
The_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says "Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*
#50965 +(-87)- [X]
*The_Loser_ I'm sorry, lol, but it's just my opinion that the rest of Canada does nothing but make Quebec look bad. Canada sucks. Quebec is cool.