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#1637 +(425)- [X]

<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly too." -my cs professor

#1639 +(697)- [X]

<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf.
<acestus> What a sick job.
<acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?"
<acestus> "qmail."

#1640 +(1551)- [X]

<Inoshiro> Wth
<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval"
<harb> Er?
<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?

#1641 +(467)- [X]

[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it.

#1645 +(525)- [X]

n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce

#1648 +(673)- [X]

IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"

#1651 +(612)- [X]

(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age

#1654 +(363)- [X]

Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass
<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya 
<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...

#1655 +(892)- [X]

<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better

#1656 +(468)- [X]

<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an
    erect penis.
<JD> Really!
DigiGn­me> I thought they all were.
DigiGn­me> Oh no, that's the Kama Sutra.

#1658 +(519)- [X]

<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?
<kink> yes
<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong

#1659 +(419)- [X]

<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be

#1660 +(7954)- [X]

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

#1661 +(446)- [X]

<DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.

#1663 +(948)- [X]

<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.'

#1667 +(526)- [X]

(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring

#1670 +(409)- [X]

<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem
<kisama> motive*

#1671 +(567)- [X]

(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity

#1672 +(860)- [X]

(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player
(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass

#1673 +(299)- [X]

<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.

#1674 +(717)- [X]

<SlimZ> i like my pickup line
<SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink"

#1675 +(547)- [X]

<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed?
<priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh
<priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us

#1676 +(432)- [X]

<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels?

#1677 +(584)- [X]

<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of

#1678 +(857)- [X]

<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous
<SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru
<Xlord> sounds like some women I know

#1679 +(681)- [X]

<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use?
<al-x> strawberry

#1680 +(1265)- [X]

<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what orion is pissed about
<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles
<orion> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye

#1681 +(505)- [X]

<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums

#1682 +(583)- [X]

<stc> all us asians look alike
<stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh

#1683 +(385)- [X]

<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay!

#1693 +(436)- [X]

<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...

#1698 +(450)- [X]

<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern?

#1699 +(63)- [X]

<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day
<thep0et> i might as well be black

#1700 +(113)- [X]

thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy

#1701 +(1331)- [X]

<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and  does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your  throat?

#1703 +(283)- [X]

<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him

#1704 +(1029)- [X]

<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

#1711 +(383)- [X]

<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?

#1713 +(263)- [X]

<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food

#1716 +(102)- [X]

<occifer> my penis was fat
<occifer> not to long ago
<occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy
<occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes

#1723 +(1493)- [X]

<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off
<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it
* linKnee is afk: PUKING

#1727 +(1683)- [X]

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?

#1728 +(1111)- [X]

<Jeffwey> i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming

#1729 +(914)- [X]

<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??

#1730 +(9355)- [X]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

#1731 +(1185)- [X]

<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq
for an hour after I'd gone

#1732 +(408)- [X]

<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?

#1733 +(106)- [X]

<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once
<twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts
<twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved

#1734 +(549)- [X]

::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.

#1735 +(386)- [X]

(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :)

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