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#49627 +(202)- [X]

(@existx) I CANNOT LISTEN TO TRANCE AND MAINTAIN A HARDON!

#49629 +(285)- [X]

<`3pX^Manitoba>  If you sleep with a guy, it doesnt necessarily mean you're gay right?--PM ME plz, I need to kno
<Jivedue> what's the setting? prison or at home?

#49630 +(319)- [X]

<Ifrit> Hey H-fan?
<H-fan2002> hmmm?
<Ifrit> Have you heard it?
<H-fan2002> what?
<Ifrit> Have you heard it?
<H-fan2002> heard what?
<Ifrit> Have you heard the jokes they don't tell fags?
*** Cybil has joined #digiartistsdomain
<H-fan2002> no
<Ifrit> ......
* Ifrit stifles laughter
<H-fan2002> fuck of ifrit
<Ifrit> :D

#49641 +(355)- [X]

<DjSeph> I actually haven't had the Cup holder call, but I did have one where the customer dropped the computer out a 3 story window and blamed the fact that it shattered on Windows not being "stabile & tough enough".........they then told me that Linux could withstand the fall.........

#49642 +(540)- [X]

<@LazyMan13> [包 Lag: 1.048 seconds [包 Project Infusion v0.0.3 [包
* @LazyMan13 gives up
* +Knights slides his dick out of Lazy's connection and zips his pants...
<@LazyMan13> [包 Lag: 0.102 seconds [包 Project Infusion v0.0.3 [包
<@LazyMan13> .....
<@LazyMan13> damn you Knights

#49647 +(157)- [X]

DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.

#49660 +(218)- [X]

<Radiosity> Mom sells baby for $2,000, buys VCR and PlayStations
<Frizlefry> who'd actually buy a baby?
<Frizlefry> like I want to take care of someone else's kid
<Frizlefry> I mean, the only way I'd buy a baby is if I were a pedophile or a cannibal
<Frizlefry> BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME
<Radiosity> or both!
<Frizlefry> yes. tenderize the shit out of it before cooking

#49666 +(137)- [X]

<Kevyn> Fappy Spanksgiving.

#49668 +(760)- [X]

<{FDISK}> I've listened to so many MP3s I can identify the encoder and bitrate by ear.
<{FDISK}> Surprisingly, I'm still single.

#49669 +(328)- [X]

<Toby> can people stop useing the internet its getting slow for me

#49675 +(299)- [X]

<@Cav> the tvs on, and the really pretty lady that reads the news is smiling at you
<@Cav> and you think to yourself, shes smiling, i think she fucking likes me
<@Cav> i think im gonna have to rub me cock on the tv
<@Cav> and you cant help yourself!
<@Cav> you rub your cock on the tv and shes still smiling
<@Cav> and you think oh! im gonna have to have a pull
<@Cav> and you having a pull
<@Cav> and you close your eyes at the moment of your high enjoyment
<@Cav> and dont you hate it
<@Cav> when you open your eyes, the programs changed
<@Cav> and youve shot in don burkes mouth!

#49682 +(133)- [X]

<Yoshon> every year my family gets 40,000 dollars because of music, because we sell records.
<Yoshon> We get it in december
<Yoshon> you know how much we got this year
<Yoshon> FOUR THOUSAND
<Yoshon> ONE TENTH
<Yoshon> That's BS
<Yoshon> Five, six years from nwo
<Yoshon> maybe it'll be four hundred
<Yoshon> I'll be suffering, maybe starving
<Yoshon> And it'll be because of your fucking MP3's
<Emperor_Pryn> Uh-huh...

#49683 +(107)- [X]

<etiolate> vegas is just like the internet
<etiolate> porn everywhere
<etiolate> and open all night

#49687 +(451)- [X]

<MerliN`> want kinda cable u using?
<Cypress> a blue one

#49691 +(297)- [X]

(tactics) i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once in a while
(tactics) im thinking about renting one of those little monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter
[BlackDragon] EW!
(tactics) im kidding :P
(tactics) their hands aren't big enough

#49694 +(1474)- [X]

<fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org?  they don't approve any of the quotes i post.
<h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right. 
<fred32>  eh?
<h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word fag at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape, allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be funny or clever.  hope that helps.
<fred32> sure does, thanks. you FAG.
<h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your dick out of my ass so i can go back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks enough mang.

#49723 +(58)- [X]

<mutex> im so glad my ancestors killed indians and enslaved niggers so that i may have this feast

#49725 +(312)- [X]

<trollusk> lol, theres this girl at my school who is always obsessing about being fat even though she's pretty damn skinny
<trollusk> and one day, she goes up to this buddy of mine
<trollusk> and she's like "pull up your saggy pants"
<trollusk> he was like "i don't like your shirt and you should lose some weight"
<trollusk> she cried for hours

#49734 +(-45)- [X]

<c-rOCK> man im gonna smoke like an 8th to my dome right before food time
<c-rOCK> munchies like fuck.

#49748 +(347)- [X]

<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary
<VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25
<Trimangle> would you do her?
<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving and chatting on IRC what do you think

#49752 +(126)- [X]

<Da_Masta> I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...
<Da_Masta> Join the Ku Klux Klan today!

#49756 +(-1)- [X]

<NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl
<Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl"
<pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P

#49757 +(-7)- [X]

<DeadMouse> you do know what an analogy is right?
<pantherqs> something to do with anal penetration?
<pantherqs> like an anal orgy o sorts ?
<pantherqs> bah. too much bash.org for me. </quit> =P

#49758 +(318)- [X]

<Cozma> if i had breasts i'd sit around and feel them all day
<Cozma> oh wait
* Cozma bbl.

#49761 +(177)- [X]

<Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy

#49765 +(97)- [X]

<Weng> *eat much food*
<Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon
<Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am proud to call my own
<Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming anti-war liberals
<Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.

#49769 +(277)- [X]

<@Beesta> damn
<@Beesta> I really need a sewing machine.
<@Pandaemon> Beesta, of course, is very secure in his masculinity

#49770 +(628)- [X]

* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered human flight
* zYgoat reaches into his backpack
* zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo
<zYgoat> }===========>
* zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass
* zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in
* zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
* zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes
*** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)

#49773 +(293)- [X]

<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl

#49776 +(519)- [X]

<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all!
<Josher> later
<wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off?
<Josher> X top right
<wahitu> thanks. Bye

#49791 +(349)- [X]

<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.

#49794 +(213)- [X]

[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/
[@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike
[@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?
[+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2 games now
[@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh
[@DynamoDan]: lol
[+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american killing berliners
[+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut

#49796 +(6)- [X]

<[Kindred]Fatsaq> i was drunk once and i threw up and it looked like hamburger helper and i almost convinced a friend to eat it.

#49797 +(1177)- [X]

<frenzaldude> I can't believe that around 60% dont want an XBox!
<frenzaldude> I couldn't wait to get mine. XBox is the best gaming console of all time, even look at the stats: http://www.xbox365.com/xp_consoles.shtml
<Flashman> To quote www.maddox.xmission.com, "Saying the Xbox is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made a great painting because you used the best set of paints."
<frenzaldude> not really, coz u might be a crap painter
<frenzaldude> anyway xbox has the best graphics and stuf, and u can put it onto the internet!!! thats my fav feature

#49807 +(148)- [X]

<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe
<ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn?
<sean> lmao

#49809 +(257)- [X]

<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*, what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to clean up the mess!
<LinuxWolf> juhl:  *nod*
<juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!!
<juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems
<RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water to your front door
<juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ?
<RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons
<juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that

#49812 +(232)- [X]

<RichiH> as soon as a joke is available as a thinkgeek tee, it is dead

#49814 +(160)- [X]

<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux
<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...

#49821 +(309)- [X]

<Arydrall> A printout....'Taoist Taichi Style-Missionary Position' on a printout with Kama Sutra stuff...
<Arydrall> WTF IS MY MOM LOOKING UP :O

#49827 +(42)- [X]

<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
<SephiLoTb> shoot boy
<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i really need more space... so what should i do?
<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny

#49828 +(256)- [X]

<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb
<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?
<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.
<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON
<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl

#49841 +(486)- [X]

<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the crotch of my voodoo doll

#49842 +(176)- [X]

* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
<[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?

#49843 +(-2)- [X]

<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain would disapprove of Elvis?
<_Muppet_> Can you suggest one?
<Supe-Away> Mormons
<Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of
<_Muppet_> Tee
<Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything
<Squinky> Except rap music
<Squinky> And carjacking
<Squinky> And KFC

#49845 +(88)- [X]

(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox
(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck
(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your trailer

#49846 +(587)- [X]

* Ultima falls off a cliff
<Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
<Ultima> Wham
<Ultima> oooh dat hurt
<Ultima> lol
<BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt?
<Ultima> naw itz a joke
<Ultima> *drum roll*
<BigGeorgieB> *silence*
<Ultima> *cymbol clash*
<BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*

#49849 +(410)- [X]

Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?
OOPRCT: from YNOS
Hunting Bounties: Where is that
Hunting Bounties: ?
OOPRCT: it's a secret company
OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV
OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator
OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it

#49851 +(701)- [X]

<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station called?
<MegaPucko> the big one =\
<MegaPucko> wait
<MegaPucko> nm
<MegaPucko> im dumb
<Goatman> No shit.

#49870 +(554)- [X]

<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!"

#49879 +(148)- [X]

#Linux on GamesNET
* Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable || don't ask to ask a question...just ask it!'

* Stumpy has joined #Linux
<Stumpy> I have a mandrake question
<Stumpy> mandrake anyone?
<Rev`15th> read the topic
<Stumpy> ok
<Stumpy> later
<Stumpy> idiot
* Stumpy has left #Linux


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