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#46759 +(214)- [X]

<Kash_> ouch! cheeze is hot when worn

#46760 +(241)- [X]

<RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create
<fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related words in here

#46763 +(112)- [X]

<Lowbrow> She needs an ass fucking
<rooster> shes 60
<Lowbrow> oh.
<PamelaPeaks> ...

#46766 +(131)- [X]

<Titan> Where is everyone?
<GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass
<Alby> that is sad ;(
<GOLDNFIRE> ya
<GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4 homeless people are there as well

#46767 +(134)- [X]

<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))
<MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an ascii sort of way?
<Dest> Yes.
<Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.

#46771 +(33)- [X]

<sean> That'd be cool megwen if you guys menstrated an actual period, or that Walmart smily face period guy that drops prices

#46773 +(261)- [X]

<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm?
<elSandros> Disgusting.

#46774 +(38)- [X]

[StorDuff] wtf, he left. i cant even pick up people (gay or not) on irc :(

#46777 +(646)- [X]

<@`2L> South Korea is to spend nearly twenty billion dollars to hook up every household in the country to broadband internet.
<@`2L> South Korea, where 60% of the country's 48 million citizens surf, is to ensure all homes can receive broadband connections by 2005, reports BBC.
<@`2L> The Korean Government is funding loans of 13.3 trillion won (around 20 billion Australian dollars) to the country's biggest telecom company, KT Corp, and ISPs to enable the massive infrastructure project.
<div> 20 billion on diablo. starcraft and pr0n
<div> best govt ever

#46779 +(32)- [X]

TwilightKnight: omfg
TwilightKnight: i just lost 2 and a half hours of my life
TwilightKnight: to unreal tournament
DrSpaZZo: Really? I just fucking lost 4 hours of my life to fixing my laptop
DrSpaZZo: So shut the fuck up

#46783 +(148)- [X]

Dr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you.
TwilightKnight00: um i'm cold?
Dr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any moment it'll probably light my pants on fire.
TwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny
Dr SpaZZo: I know...
TwilightKnight00: if it does happen
TwilightKnight00: grab your digicam
TwilightKnight00: i want video

#46784 +(37)- [X]

Dr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire.
TwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie

#46790 +(693)- [X]

<Kio> Blizz.
<Kio> I submitted the Titanic quote to bash.
<blizz_away> Er.
<blizz_away> Kio.
<blizz_away> The titanic quote is from bash.

#46791 +(26)- [X]

<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell.  It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations.
<Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet
<Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype
<Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too

#46792 +(187)- [X]

<Randt> if you go to jail, your best friend is the laxative... then when you're shitting all over the joint, noone is going to ass rape you

#46794 +(300)- [X]

Dr SpaZZo: Simpsons isnt that good anymore
TwilightKnight00: its still good!
Dr SpaZZo: Its just a little sucky, its still good, its still good

#46795 +(512)- [X]

<debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking
<debutante> I say enter and its done
<Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs
<Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years
<Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance
<debutante> well im lying anyway
<Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"

#46796 +(205)- [X]

<charka> that lady you yelled at
<charka> who started crying
<jesus> My retarded neighbor, what aboot her?
<charka> you should scare her with some fireworks :)
<jesus> That is only funny the first few times

#46799 +(304)- [X]

<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to appear on QDB or is just bornt that way
<Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever
<NekoGirl> ok, remaking
<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way

#46800 +(11)- [X]

<R-e-s-t> i know about 3 quarters of the whole html

#46803 +(234)- [X]

(sh) i leave for two minutes and you guys are estimating the ejaculatory capacity of young boy's digestive systems

#46804 +(-99)- [X]

(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit

#46806 +(237)- [X]

(@|TripleH|) would you let a guy blow you for $1 million ?
(EnronExec) 500 dollars
(EnronExec) you can blow me for 500 dollars

#46809 +(13)- [X]

<Freed> jesus got his holy water all over my ass :(

#46810 +(884)- [X]

<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing
--> twentydead has joined #linux
<twentydead> in ur butt
<-- twentydead has left #linux
<twentydead_serv> man who was that
<Freezer> i wonder

#46811 +(192)- [X]

fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole...
fastfido2000: It's SCARY.
Kefka505: ....
Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.
fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"
Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;

#46813 +(-267)- [X]

(code-game) black people like to dance

#46814 +(-28)- [X]

<franx> im suing myself, for being so homo

#46820 +(113)- [X]

* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time
<Arrow> FIRST TIME?!
<BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B
<Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it

#46835 +(300)- [X]

<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight
<Bigbacon> did you?
<krypt> yeah
<krypt> i told her best friend last night
<Bigbacon> what was her responce?
<krypt> her best friend was like
<krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough'
<krypt> then i was like
<krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too'
<krypt> and her friend was like
<krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF

#46837 +(20)- [X]

<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever.
<Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

#46839 +(160)- [X]

<Trousers> Man.  Comments about sperm always quiet channels.  I still don't know why.

#46840 +(405)- [X]

<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room
<The-Fighter> *cough*
<BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D

#46844 +(27)- [X]

> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel
(Scott)  A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!

#46846 +(19)- [X]

<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP

#46850 +(136)- [X]

<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router.
<loucura> Route me baby Route me!  Oh!  Oh yah!  Oh!
<ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through
<loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag

#46858 +(591)- [X]

<CHAT Phut>  I'm a rebel.
<CHAT Phut>  Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT!
<CHAT Phut>  (you are supposed to look both ways)

#46860 +(195)- [X]

Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D"
Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing

#46862 +(211)- [X]

<blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings.
<blu|tired> so you made a sqaure
<blu|tired> a purple square

#46867 +(518)- [X]

<Freaky> y'know what i don't get...
<ButtMcFloyd> laid?

#46869 +(273)- [X]

<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market
<+DrDiamond> no joke
<+DrDiamond> terrible name
<@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado.
<+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one
<+DrDiamond> it's a chain
<@kelea> lordy.  A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.

#46891 +(202)- [X]

(|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...

#46899 +(23)- [X]

(@flawed) it's not rape until you get picked out of the line up.

#46913 +(658)- [X]

<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse?
<CaptainCanada231> *goatee

#46925 +(606)- [X]

<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.

#46927 +(385)- [X]

<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source?  forum.incesttaboo.com ...

#46933 +(180)- [X]

( cyc )  brb
<--  ( Quit )  cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!)
( Cybermutt4 )  oi
( Cybermutt4 )  that kid is annoying
-->  ( join )  cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) joined (#linux).
( Cybermutt4 )  welcome back

#46948 +(596)- [X]

<Drull> OMG
<Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN???
<CowWEB> no whats going on?
<ego-man> ????
<ego-man> what channel is cnn?
<Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn
<LadyNikki> lol
<ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin

#46953 +(955)- [X]

<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today
<OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!

#46954 +(1047)- [X]

<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back
<Usual> oh here it is
<Usual> shit
<Usual> you think god saw that?


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