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#45990 +(100)- [X]

<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with bad English skills.
<KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms.
<@Habeeb> hahahha
<@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop
<KutDrop> I don't want to claim them.  I want to HAVE them.
<KutDrop> :
<roto> can you buy them on ebay?
<KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes.
<roto> cool

#45998 +(1165)- [X]

tom: lol
tom: bbspot rocks
tom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/2yr_sucks_dad.mpg
tom: err
tom: fuck
tom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html

#46001 +(72)- [X]

<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself
<Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :)
<Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush st00pid to copy the things they do
<Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun
<Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)

#46004 +(179)- [X]

<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv
<precid> brb
<antiuser> o_O
<precid> wow those nips are like an inch long
<antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate

#46008 +(289)- [X]

<gerald> i am hungr
<antiuser> so hungry you ate a letter aye?

#46012 +(554)- [X]

<gas> games are getting too confusing now.  what ever happened to click and shoot.  now the key board doesn't have enough buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift + right click + masturbate  = move forward.

#46014 +(577)- [X]

* Sock_Monkee deletes some games
<Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig
<Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3
<Sock_Monkee> !
<Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!

#46015 +(216)- [X]

<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something
<DrgdHmstr> its posessed
<sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not
<sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance

#46023 +(671)- [X]

<aen> I am so hungry.
<aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth.
<aen> And I can taste it.
<evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans

#46024 +(-47)- [X]

<zero|b5> you know those pimples you get three inches inside your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch them out? thats what you are.
<loretian> Your know the puss that comes out when you pop those pimples?  That's what you drink.
<zero|b5> ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD

#46025 +(-215)- [X]

<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org
<Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking punchlines.
<Gyokuran> XD
<Spazz> NEVER send your own quote.
<Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline.
<Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one
<Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker.
<Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those people up with it.  :D
<Gyokuran> >:
<Spazz> xD

#46026 +(227)- [X]


#46036 +(247)- [X]

<xjeff> the other day a tree almost fall on my house!
<Mithandir> damn
<xjeff> a big tree
<Mithandir> better luck next time

#46041 +(128)- [X]

<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights"
<Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus

#46047 +(503)- [X]

* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D
<Jon-> just need the operation eh?

#46048 +(23)- [X]

<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a mouse feet replacement?
<VooDoo> that might not work
<VooDoo> but feel free to try it

#46058 +(73)- [X]

<Dregneck> i dont find sperm perverted
<Dregneck> at least my girlfriend doesnt
<Dregneck> :)
<Boro> :P
<Dregneck> boro knows exactly what i mean lol
<Dregneck> look at that tongue of him
<Dregneck> :)
* Boro looks aorund innocently

#46061 +(205)- [X]

<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer
<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer

#46064 +(150)- [X]

*** EvilikkiN has quit IRC (Quit: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them)

#46069 +(396)- [X]

<dsherret> :(
<dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :) on its side u can see a face
<dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)

#46070 +(136)- [X]

<jimiw> billy put on channel 10
<jimiw> too late
<Evil_One> w00t!
<Evil_One> I don't have to get up!

#46075 +(536)- [X]

<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be dreaming and freak out?
<ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling?
<ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt I? :

#46076 +(477)- [X]

<Skum> had a nigerian woman try and take me home, which was amusing
<Mendez> did she use the chatup line "my brother, the former economic minister recently died in suspicious circumstances but before he died..."

#46078 +(236)- [X]

<|-|00PsTa> sup spikey
<Da-cHeF> lo lo
<|-|00PsTa> does your mom live in uk too?
<Da-cHeF> 50% london, 50% athens
<|-|00PsTa> she commutes daily??
<Da-cHeF> heh
<Da-cHeF> no
<Da-cHeF> she lives 50/50
<|-|00PsTa> u mean shes almost dead?
<Da-cHeF> errm no

#46079 +(195)- [X]

<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers???
<|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com
<freestyle> metco?
<|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation
<freestyle> thanks!
<freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!

#46093 +(345)- [X]

<mhardyx> temporarily
<mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed
<mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the screw out

#46098 +(-8)- [X]

<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format

#46112 +(693)- [X]

<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them?
<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness
<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym
<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper
<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown
<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes
<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick
<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room
<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe

#46129 +(298)- [X]

<darknation> wtf
<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username

#46130 +(187)- [X]

<Para> OH BOY!
<Para> i just won a free disney world vacation
<Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets
<Para> wow, what a deal
<Para> damn telemarketers

#46133 +(833)- [X]

<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower
<HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule

#46145 +(254)- [X]

equate976: omg
equate976: never
equate976: ever
equate976: no matter what
equate976: ever
equate976: use the soap and washcloth method
equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation

#46150 +(23)- [X]

<Jugsy> I've gotta read the "bible" in exchange for intraweb time

#46161 +(169)- [X]

<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well
<toad-> haz3l, yes
<toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out
<haz3l> toad
<haz3l> pm

#46167 +(782)- [X]

<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled with people like me
<Maxamillion> hardcore gamers
<Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of weapon
<Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000"
<Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke
<Maxamillion> even the teacher
<Yemen> omg... nerds
<Maxamillion> i love that class
<Yemen> :D

#46179 +(184)- [X]

<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot.
<Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me?
<GBD> I don't know.  I just have no real friends, so I thought maybe you and I could be friends.

#46182 +(215)- [X]

<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table
<chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV
<chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a window
<chop> We were running everywhere
<chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons
<chop> christ
<chop> alarm people
<chop> jesus
<chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"

#46187 +(364)- [X]

<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing music when we're already depressed.
<Spock> Misery loves company?
<@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.

#46195 +(180)- [X]

<JPMorgan> sup chris
<XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os
<dann> what do you usually do under linux?
<XulChris> idle on irc

#46205 +(298)- [X]

<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million
<jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so
<jpp> have any plagues recently?

#46220 +(239)- [X]

<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period
<Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague
<Messiah> those bastards.
<RingLass> yeah
<Messiah> i propose we kill all the children
<Messiah> so that never happens
<RingLass> ...
<RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns

#46245 +(242)- [X]

<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me
<gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/

#46250 +(221)- [X]

* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray
<phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;)

[some time later]

<phx^mod> ow
<phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/

#46251 +(26)- [X]

<+Fung-Ji> @find works?
*** odin sets mode: +b *!*@pc-14.public.uwindsor.ca
*** Fung-Ji was kicked by odin ("@find" is not allowed in this channel (24 hour ban))

#46253 +(367)- [X]

* Aboo * we have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'

#46258 +(239)- [X]

«Kenty» I got a chick customer's number today. :) I'm so proud of myself!
«fiend`» Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for acount verification." is not something to be proud of

#46259 +(171)- [X]

TaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser.
weird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly
TaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.

#46260 +(119)- [X]

«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory?
«@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip!
«@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in
«@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running
«@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!!
«@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something
«@rewobo» blah!
«@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip!
«@rewobo» legs
«@buzz» rofl!!!
«@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip?
«@rewobo» oopz!
«@rewobo» no wonder it's so fuken tight!

#46282 +(231)- [X]

<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3>
<@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK
<@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???

#46295 +(140)- [X]

<crum> 1-800-We Are 18
<crum> good number
<crum> they were lucky
<nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12
<crum> lol
<bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too

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