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#45663 +(242)- [X]

* Fighter notes at his store Pepsi Blue is cheaper than water......

#45669 +(295)- [X]

<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242
<LightningX> I am so happy
<Ron-Ton> awesome
<LightningX> think there could be sex?
<Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra

#45670 +(68)- [X]

<Phactorial> I think HTML is a better structural language than C
<xcabbage> HTML isn't a language

#45690 +(1039)- [X]

*** Joins: Vicious (WayfaringG@ffchat-36391f10.dial-access.att.net)
<Vicious> -_- alright, what smart ass banned me?
<Chubbzilla> uh gk
<Chubbzilla> did you try to get on using java?
<Vicious> well first my MIRC wouldn't work
<Vicious> then I tried that
<Chubbzilla> ah well
<Chubbzilla> i banned java att.net a few days ago
<Vicious> oohhhh
<Vicious> ok
<Vicious> that's cool then~
* Chubbzilla wasn't banning der gk, just java lamers
* Vicious huggle
* Chubbzilla huggle + luffluff
<Prometheus> .msg chubbzilla heh, she totally doesn't realize that no one likes her
<Prometheus> er
<Prometheus> whoops

#45691 +(138)- [X]

<Adiemus> IIS has many features
<slicer|Java> such as bugs, security leaks, etc... =]

#45694 +(114)- [X]

<narby-away> fucking stoners
<narby-away> get high on life lol!
<Rottencrotch> lol
<Rottencrotch> no we have to get high BECAUSE of life

#45695 +(150)- [X]

*IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance
<IgnusDei> ZING!
<m|tutorial> if i didnt like the current topic
<m|tutorial> that would be there right now
<DrFurious> it could be worse
<DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store

#45700 +(62)- [X]

@NocSchool:  3 hours left...1 page a half left...
@NocSchool:  then i'll smoke a good bowl to forget all i've learnt :P
+SnypeTEST:  NocSchool: isnt that the american dream?

#45703 +(16)- [X]

<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> well im off to fuck up at installing linux prolly wont be back
<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> nice knowing you all
<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> lol
<Satans_LiL_HeLLper> k cya

#45704 +(398)- [X]

<Messiah> I remember what's her name
<Messiah> ok granted obviously not that well

#45709 +(695)- [X]

<^wigus> fuck me
<DJ_Random> now?
<^wigus> its up to you
<DJ_Random> k
* DJ_Random looks up his book on how to "cyber"
<DJ_Random> asl???

#45717 +(339)- [X]

<kawawang_bata> hi!
<kawawang_bata> can i join this channel?
<El_Brian> ... isn't it a little late to ask that?

#45718 +(93)- [X]

<oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics
<oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is
<oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good
<Sumez> lololololol
<Sumez> "rap olympics"
<oneo> he battles a girl in it
<oneo> whats so funny about that
<Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad

#45762 +(404)- [X]

<SillyTweeker> yea, so i got  with this one girl last night.  dude, she was hot as hell. we went at it while we ate cheetos.
<uniboarder> same here man, i was alone last night, so i dressed up my hand with make-up and a little skirt and she jerked me off for 6 hours straight.
<SillyTweeker> ...
<Uniboarder> Oh don't get all high and mighty!

#45768 +(458)- [X]

<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty years of pain
<DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser.
<Joe> fuck you

#45783 +(303)- [X]

<juice> i overheard one of the girls in my dorm saying they wanted to win an orgasm competition
<spinks> who was that Laura?! Would I know them?!
<juice> they said they wanted to _win_ the competition spinks

#45789 +(1553)- [X]

<[j0n0]> games dont make people violent, lag does.

#45796 +(699)- [X]

*** Guest_011 (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games
*** PlayMate sets mode: +b guest*!*@*.*
*** Guest_011 was kicked by PlayMate (No Guest**** nicks here, type " /nick newnick " to get a real nick and come back)
*** newnick (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games

#45797 +(120)- [X]

*** Chitwonk (~u6020955@210-54-229-7.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined the channel
<Chitwonk> hey chitwonk
<Chitwonk> are you from new zealand?

#45799 +(25)- [X]

* ApoIIyon is now in the look for perl camel shirts
<top_dawg> thinkgeek!
<ApoIIyon> thinkgeek == think$$

#45801 +(217)- [X]

* Sunblade slowly turns insane.
* Tron is already quite mad.
* Lion-O starts to feel quite at home :-)

#45803 +(345)- [X]

<Kevyn> Ugh. I just had to explain to Jessica what fap meant. Thanks guys.

#45804 +(42)- [X]

<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an atari.
<fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org does.

#45806 +(305)- [X]

<Mime> Fruit Pastelles are also acceptable.
<Mime> As are Wine Gums.
<Chris_A> Oh yeah.
<Chris_A> But never Fruit Gums.
<Mime> No.
<Chris_A> It's like the worst half of each!
<Mime> Wine Pastelles!
<Chris_A> Note to self: Invent Win...
<Chris_A> ...Mime, I'm going to have to kill you.
<Chris_A> You know too much.

#45808 +(1173)- [X]

<RedMercury> i just checked easyspace for the domain fuck.sport
<RedMercury> and it said its not available and recommended fuck.kids

#45810 +(21)- [X]

* Loopster just found a SHITLOAD Of Wolf Posters for sale
<Orionator> ...
<Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves...
<Loopster> I like wolfs!
<Loopster> there tight
<Loopster> er...cool
<Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy.
<Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with wolves...heh
<Antipothis> :P

#45814 +(175)- [X]

<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too
<Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than a month

#45816 +(20)- [X]

<Tadrith> Good lord
<Tadrith> People sell used underwear on ebay
<Tadrith> What the hell is wrong with people?

#45817 +(26)- [X]

* maduin hates it when photoshop has an orgasm

#45829 +(3)- [X]

Ragnorak: I got a snowboard last night.
geneseostud: u did?
geneseostud: for what

#45836 +(216)- [X]

•psynapse• pfft you think you kid is special?
•psynapse• when i guy cums he releases over 10 million sperm
•psynapse• at once
·seraph· wow
•psynapse• and you're amazed that ONE of these can fertilize an egg?
·Floach-· that's a lot of dead babies
•psynapse• heh :)
·Floach-· ;)
·seraph· ewww
•psynapse• i have let civilizations die on my chest

#45837 +(580)- [X]

<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"

#45840 +(176)- [X]

<HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it
<HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off some heads damnit
<VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie or I chop your fuckin head off !"

#45842 +(326)- [X]

<JaZz0r> I have a sister in the form of my 13-year-old brother
<SummerSong> is she hot?

#45846 +(461)- [X]

<ivan356> Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries.
<Kintanon> And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass!
<jonnythan> "Was" a pain in the ass?  Did you forget once?

#45876 +(167)- [X]

<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and picked up enough dust to choke a midget

#45883 +(219)- [X]

<schwarPC> this icr client fixes spellings...

#45887 +(334)- [X]

<old goat> leet sucks
*1agerda1ek clears throat*
<old goat> sorry
<old goat> 1337 5vx
<1agerda1ek> much better

#45890 +(777)- [X]

Xeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much
Trypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks
Trypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME!
Trypa Likes Cats: ERrr
Trypa Likes Cats: MILLENIUM EDITION
Trypa Likes Cats: God damnit

#45906 +(497)- [X]

<Luigi30> let's play pong
<Luigi30> |   .
<pagefault> pong
<Luigi30> just go like "    .|
<smcn> no
<Luigi30> :(
<VirtuaIce> SORRY THIS IS A SIMULATION AND IS NOT ALLOWED X-O
<Luigi30> ?
<VirtuaIce> (MAME reference)
<Luigi30> oh
<Luigi30> let's play arkanoid then
<Luigi30> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Luigi30> 
<Luigi30> 
<Luigi30>                   .
<Luigi30>                    ______

#45908 +(542)- [X]

<_skitzo_> i need to start getting morning head
<_skitzo_> anti, want a job?
<+antiroach> ya i want a job
<+antiroach> oh wait

#45913 +(229)- [X]

<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs
<@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron
<usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?
<usunoro> she's TINY
<@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4

#45925 +(229)- [X]

<StuGhattz> have you ever had a shit take so much out of you that you needed to lie down after?
<flawed> no, but tell me more.. i'm getting turned on
<Linkadmin> StuGhattz: I had a nosebleed on the shitter once
<Linkadmin> from pushing so hard

#45927 +(465)- [X]

<009> no... i mean, what is the ascii value of the number 10??
<009> like for space its 32
<009> for l its 76
<poo_al> yes i know what you mean
<009> therefore, what's for the number 10???
<poo_al> 10 is a line feed
<009> I DON'T MEAN WHAT WILL GIVE ME FOR THE VALUE OF 10...
<poo_al> then what do you mean?
<009> I WANT THE ASCII VALUE WHICH WILL GIVE ME A NUMBER 10

#45931 +(27)- [X]

<t0nY-m0ntanA> are there other os companys other than linux and microsoft?

#45943 +(142)- [X]

<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or should I?
<Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK
<Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF EXISTENCE

#45950 +(287)- [X]

<sh-> does downloading porn vcd's on dialup count as tantric?

#45966 +(270)- [X]

<DarthSemiAway> man, I passed a church the other day who had something like "Not Christian?" on the top line of their board outside, and on the line below it, it said "Dude, you're going to Hell!" Seriously.

#45974 +(201)- [X]

<Shuzin> Stupid junk e-mail.
<Shuzin> Why would I want to get the porn OFF my PC when I bought all that film and went to all the trouble of hiding in the bushes?

#45978 +(815)- [X]

<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games
<snacky> all you have to do is
<snacky> /join #staff
<snacky> then say "give me the warez"
<snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer
<akamagikman> ok im in
<akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez
<snacky> remember, be persistant
<snacky> yeah
-:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae|biking|quadsux (This isn't a     warez channel, you idiot)))


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