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#1487 +(264)- [X]

<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive

#1488 +(304)- [X]

<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them

#1489 +(391)- [X]

* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket

#1490 +(443)- [X]

* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.
<jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something

#1492 +(103)- [X]

*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco
<_vulture> OMG
<_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass
<CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot
<CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit
<_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too
<CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$
<CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to compile

#1497 +(695)- [X]

<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy

#1498 +(632)- [X]

<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys

#1504 +(467)- [X]

<drgonzo> fuck linux
<drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant

#1505 +(1103)- [X]

<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?
<StacySHWR> hhaha
<StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P
<mrmanic> Oh.
<mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"?

#1507 +(324)- [X]

<nexxai> man, I love having hookups
<MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory?

#1508 +(732)- [X]

<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?
<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep

#1511 +(474)- [X]

(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????
(Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip

#1514 +(533)- [X]

<studmuffn> whenever people talk about ethics the sentences get longer

#1518 +(225)- [X]

*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<ZiGgA> help me..
<ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted!
<ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime!

#1520 +(711)- [X]

<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power

#1521 +(-449)- [X]

(br0kerman) leave him alone
(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u
(br0kerman) he deserves +o
(Skizer) no, he can fuck off
(Skizer) he deserves +JEW
(br0kerman) why?
(Skizer) cause he's a faggot
(Skizer) not even +JEW
(br0kerman) hahah
(Skizer) some jew's are cool
(Skizer) he's gay
(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot

#1522 +(329)- [X]

<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"

#1523 +(288)- [X]

<sev> there is no big brother
<sev> just a big pervert

#1524 +(318)- [X]

(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass
(tiko) bill: I do
(dawly) me too :)
(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first

#1525 +(241)- [X]

(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van

#1527 +(299)- [X]

<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat people before they become redundant.  I think it would help if they all flew to their own personal little island made of gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like some kind of Atlantis.  You know, only really fat.

#1528 +(641)- [X]

<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids....
<VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?
<VillainSede> that one takes me back..

#1529 +(108)- [X]

<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah.  Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties?

#1532 +(-75)- [X]

<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere
<mydgear> every beat sounds the same
<diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same

#1534 +(399)- [X]

<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool
<Spin0ut> cuz it contains the words anus and bi

#1535 +(816)- [X]

<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?
<HoJu> Really?

#1537 +(89)- [X]

<qbpsawk> but try saying
<qbpsawk> "ID LIKE TO BUY A FAG" in a bar in america
<qbpsawk> and you see what happens
<qbpsawk> :D
<St-Knight> Well if I was the bartender I'd know to give the guy a cigarette.
* slow wants to buy a pack of fags
<Rivers> i'd like to burn a pack of fags

#1538 +(579)- [X]

<vermifuge> dude what the f
<vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped

#1540 +(402)- [X]

<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button

#1541 +(472)- [X]

<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.
<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.

#1542 +(159)- [X]

<Evil_Kneival> I see.
<super`radish> dude
<super`radish> stop with the punctuation
<Evil_Kneival> Why?
<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper

#1545 +(414)- [X]

<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings
<Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn
<peng> which time
<Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing
<Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
<Guilty> And well, you know

#1546 +(749)- [X]

(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.
[maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle

#1547 +(2622)- [X]

<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?

#1552 +(731)- [X]

<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop
<ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular pepsi
<ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?"
<ckx> and they'd get all offended
<skmt> haha
<ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead

#1553 +(713)- [X]

<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in the bathroom
<ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing
<ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8 fucking am
*** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th'
<ckx> yah that's pretty funny
<ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth

#1554 +(746)- [X]

<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
<ckx> 102
<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
<HomerJ> HAW
<ckx> but by then i was already into it
<ckx> so i didn't change it

#1555 +(372)- [X]

<ckx> i'm not gay
<ckx> i just like to see people fuck
<ckx> even if they're guys

#1556 +(544)- [X]

<@Patilla> hacking is cool
<@Patilla> i saw it done once in a movie

#1557 +(464)- [X]

<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet?
<freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet
<freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering.

#1561 +(272)- [X]

<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end of fortune cookie messages.

#1562 +(1503)- [X]

*** C2H5OH has joined #finalfight
<MightyQuinn> greetings, Mr. Ethanol
<Rico> Mmm... caffeine.
<Squizzle> Wow, one of you failed organic chem.

#1565 +(732)- [X]

<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it right off the cow or something

#1566 +(421)- [X]

<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math

#1567 +(597)- [X]

<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things
<ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines
<ckx> then i'd be in heaven
<ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball"
<ckx> stupid women
<mdl> haha

#1569 +(1165)- [X]

<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft.

#1570 +(694)- [X]

<tress> i have no arms
<tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw
<tress> i dropped my straw

#1573 +(265)- [X]

<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis

#1574 +(679)- [X]

<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me
<tress> you're grammar astounds me

#1575 +(1329)- [X]

<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> eh...
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care.
<CoN> oh thanks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it.
<CoN> ... thats weird
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> >:D
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice?
*** CoN has quit IRC

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