#44157 +(303)- [X]
<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> I WANNA BE AN OP TOO!
<MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun
#44158 +(17)- [X]
<gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178 languages
#44175 +(261)- [X]
<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.
<Radon> power went out.
<Radon> thank god for UPS
<Shel-afk> Thats great
<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.
<Radon> phone did.
<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer
<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"
<Radon> and flashlights.
<Shel-afk> "Played quake"
#44186 +(105)- [X]
<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off?
<Simbill> prob not
<Simbill> lucky for you
#44204 +(169)- [X]
<TBNE> does it cost ?
<Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819
#44205 +(332)- [X]
<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D
* Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name.
* Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks.
* Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker
<Lameseeker> better, eh?
<Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!
#44213 +(716)- [X]
* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way?
<Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?
#44215 +(703)- [X]
<Vhalros> You are what you eat.
<Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?
<Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.
#44228 +(404)- [X]
<Kurin> Whee new window manager
* NinjaStu wonders...
-> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom
* Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu)))
-Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed
<NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV PASS
* Kurin (~email@example.com) has joined #megatokyo
<Kurin> Well that was rude
#44230 +(148)- [X]
<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me
<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"
#44231 +(247)- [X]
<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. :
<Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s
<datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s
<datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them
<datacide> gives you more on the long run
<pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.
#44232 +(201)- [X]
[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS right?
[JaymoFish] thats gay
[Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the first place :P
[JaymoFish] they're set in right
[JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD
[JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer
[JaymoFish] then take it out
[Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an EXTERNAL hard drive
[Ben`] Won't YOU!
[JaymoFish] oh yeah
#44243 +(308)- [X]
<Martel> i'm naked
<gotenks> i'm disgusted
#44262 +(320)- [X]
Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =)
plan-9: why? noone will ever see that
#44266 +(781)- [X]
<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?
#44279 +(438)- [X]
* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW!
<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND
#44283 +(301)- [X]
* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org
<mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and addons ?
#44287 +(24)- [X]
<Genome> im getting emacs for windows
<Genome> this should be worth a laugh
<SirLudicrus> oh my god
<SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari
#44293 +(36)- [X]
<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet
#44295 +(328)- [X]
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
#44296 +(259)- [X]
<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?
<kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz
<kbhit> he's not a member
<kbhit> and he keeps getting oped
#44297 +(-74)- [X]
<DonThorino> en der kan låne mig en cd-key
<FeliX> 1. English only
<FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed
<FeliX> 3. Good bye
* FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorinofirstname.lastname@example.org
* DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)
#44304 +(316)- [X]
Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before
Wan Xion: yeah
Wan Xion: it's s simple concept
Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots
KarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.
#44305 +(494)- [X]
* Joins: Niro77
<Niro77> anyone here?
* Niro77 yawns
<Niro77> Am I talking to myself?
<Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat"
<@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in this ".
#44332 +(202)- [X]
<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger
<Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek. "Increase your font size three inches with this miracle pill!"
#44340 +(219)- [X]
<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets
<manos> C:\program files\anfy\applets.htm
<placid> get a life
#44373 +(140)- [X]
<HipPriest> LOL@guff having a /l command
#44411 +(-14)- [X]
<daralc> going to bed, night
* daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ
<daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked
<daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive
<Aaron> thats a good indication i think.
<iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!
#44414 +(337)- [X]
* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s
<Kajun> Pickup or delivery?
#44425 +(345)- [X]
<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?
<jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a person can have sex without stopping?
<guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69, you stop and turn around >8D
<jane1980> asshole LMFAO
#44534 +(650)- [X]
<arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02
<arpee> i guess that's the next business day
<arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my money
#44536 +(315)- [X]
<Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on irc
<Daishi> too let people know they suck
#44537 +(169)- [X]
<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile
<richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in coffee-refill time
<richardt> it's a feature.
<richardt> with C, there's no time.
#44539 +(89)- [X]
<dj|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm.
<Zoogle> chanel sex, eh?
<Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots
<Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity
#44543 +(42)- [X]
<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc
<spd_dmn> read it?
<WillaCuz> reading is for faggots
<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz
#44545 +(533)- [X]
<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand(5-8):00 tomorrow
#44550 +(56)- [X]
<squall999991> whats a psx
<squall999991> what the psx look like
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
#44562 +(271)- [X]
<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass, and constantly full of shit
#44566 +(362)- [X]
<Paddy> well hello there
<Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH
* Paddy dies
* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
<Paddy> thats just wrong
<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )
#44574 +(294)- [X]
Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher
<Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it
#44584 +(878)- [X]
<+Fastolfe> or do a googel search for "perl windows"
<+Fastolfe>  oops, typo, meant google
<+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that.
#44587 +(536)- [X]
<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM
<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"
<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN
#44588 +(118)- [X]
<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia
<physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read...
<issuez> thank you.
#44594 +(380)- [X]
dragon9995: oh man
dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that? apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke
dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me
dragon9995: holy shit
dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist
#44606 +(340)- [X]
<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day :
<ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj?
<FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable
#44612 +(875)- [X]
One fine day in #support on GamesNET...
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan: Covert Underground Neutralization Team #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ? Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
#44620 +(227)- [X]
--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
--- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.???
<-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL. Use another ISP. Permban)
<thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too
#44624 +(154)- [X]
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work
<+Yeti> .. What doesnt work
<GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site"> or [img]http://site[/img]
<GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere?
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\dogbert1.jpg
#44635 +(249)- [X]
<TFA|MikeRotch> it's that Yamaha CRW-D1
<TFA|MikeRotch> F1 I ean
<TFA|MikeRotch> god damn
<TFA|MikeRotch> my fingers are getting to dat
<TFA|MikeRotch> I need to go on a diet just so I can type properly on IRC
#44636 +(122)- [X]
<aum> real hackers don't use Mozilla, they don't even use links or lynx
<aum> *real* hackers surf the web with 'telnet somehost.com 80'