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#44157 +(303)- [X]

<MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun

#44158 +(17)- [X]

<gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178 languages

#44175 +(261)- [X]

<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.
<Radon> power went out.
<Radon> thank god for UPS
<Shel-afk> lol
<Shel-afk> Thats great
<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.
<Radon> phone did.
<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer
<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"
<Radon> and flashlights.
<Shel-afk> "Played quake"

#44186 +(105)- [X]

<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off?
<Simbill> lmao
<Simbill> prob not
<Simbill> lucky for you
<Simbill> =)

#44204 +(169)- [X]

<TBNE> does it cost ?
<Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819

#44205 +(332)- [X]

<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D
* Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name.
* Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks.
* Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker
<Lameseeker> better, eh?
<Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!

#44213 +(716)- [X]

* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way?
<Kyle_Physalis> Yes.
<Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?

#44215 +(703)- [X]

<Vhalros> You are what you eat.
<Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?
<Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.

#44228 +(404)- [X]

<Kurin> Whee new window manager
<Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg
* NinjaStu wonders...
-> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom
* Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu)))
-Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed
<NinjaStu> amazing
* Kurin (~kurin@ip68-0-224-168.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #megatokyo
<Kurin> Well that was rude

#44230 +(148)- [X]

<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me
<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"

#44231 +(247)- [X]

<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. :
<Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s
<datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s
<datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them
<datacide> gives you more on the long run
<pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.

#44232 +(201)- [X]

[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS right?
[Ben`] nope
[JaymoFish] thats gay
[Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the first place :P
[JaymoFish] no
[JaymoFish] they're set in right
[JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD
[JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer
[JaymoFish] then take it out
[Ben`] dude
[Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an EXTERNAL hard drive
[Ben`] Won't YOU!
[JaymoFish] oh yeah
[JaymoFish] damnit

#44243 +(308)- [X]

<Martel> i'm naked
<gotenks> i'm disgusted

#44262 +(320)- [X]

Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =)
plan-9: why? noone will ever see that

#44266 +(781)- [X]

<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?

#44279 +(438)- [X]

* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

#44283 +(301)- [X]

* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org
<mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and addons ?

#44287 +(24)- [X]

<Genome> im getting emacs for windows
<Genome> this should be worth a laugh
<SirLudicrus> oh my god
<SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari

#44293 +(36)- [X]

<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet
<[UpK]ELYX1R]IR[> www.efnet.com?

#44295 +(328)- [X]

<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.

#44296 +(259)- [X]

<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?
<kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz
<kbhit> he's not a member
<kbhit> and he keeps getting oped

#44297 +(-74)- [X]

<DonThorino> en der kan låne mig en cd-key
<FeliX> 1. English only
<FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed
<FeliX> 3. Good bye
* FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorino!*abw@0x503e007e.albnxx8.adsl.tele.dk
* DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)

#44304 +(316)- [X]

Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before
KarpenkoSoup: Probably.
Wan Xion: yeah
Wan Xion: it's s simple concept
Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots
KarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.

#44305 +(494)- [X]

* Joins: Niro77
<Niro77> hi
<Niro77> anyone here?
<Niro77> ...
* Niro77 yawns
<Niro77> hellloooooo
<Niro77> Am I talking to myself?
<Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat"
<@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in this ".

#44332 +(202)- [X]

<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger
<Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek.  "Increase your font size three inches with this miracle pill!"

#44340 +(219)- [X]

<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets
<placid> xmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<placid> url?
<manos> C:\program files\anfy\applets.htm
<placid> get a life
<manos> ?

#44373 +(140)- [X]

<Guff> .l
<Guff> lol
<HipPriest> LOL@guff having a /l command

#44411 +(-14)- [X]

<daralc> going to bed, night
* daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ
<daralc|zZZ> hmm
<daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked
<daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive
<iHarrison> Hah!
<Aaron> thats a good indication i think.
<iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!

#44414 +(337)- [X]

* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s
<Kajun> Pickup or delivery?

#44425 +(345)- [X]

<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?
<guanosan> ok?...shoot.
<jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a person can have sex without stopping?
<guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69, you stop and turn around >8D
<jane1980> asshole  LMFAO

#44534 +(650)- [X]

<arpee> um
<arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02
<arpee> oh
<arpee> i guess that's the next business day
<arpee> nevermind
<arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my money

#44536 +(315)- [X]

<Daishi> ...
<Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on irc
<Daishi> too let people know they suck

#44537 +(169)- [X]

<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile
<richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in coffee-refill time
<richardt> it's a feature.
<richardt> with C, there's no time.

#44539 +(89)- [X]

[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]
[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]
<dj|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm.
<dj|black> :)
<Zoogle> chanel sex, eh?
<Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots
<Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity

#44543 +(42)- [X]

<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc
<spd_dmn> read it?
<WillaCuz> reading is for faggots
<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz

#44545 +(533)- [X]

<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand(5-8):00 tomorrow
<BobTheGoat> damn

#44550 +(56)- [X]

<squall999991> whats a psx
<squall999991> what the psx look like
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation

#44562 +(271)- [X]

<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass, and constantly full of shit

#44566 +(362)- [X]

<Paddy> well hello there
<Paddy> ok
* Paddy dies
* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
<Paddy> umm
<Paddy> thats just wrong
<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )

#44574 +(294)- [X]

Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher
<Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it

#44584 +(878)- [X]

<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows"
<+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google
<+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that.
<+Azhrarn> hah

#44587 +(536)- [X]

<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"

#44588 +(118)- [X]

<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia
<physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read...
<issuez> retardia
<jonathans> sorry
<jonathans> mentally-challengiaria
<issuez> thank you.

#44594 +(380)- [X]

dragon9995: oh man
dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that?  apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke
dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me
dragon9995: holy shit
dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist

#44606 +(340)- [X]

<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day :
<ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj?
<FunG> yep
<FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable

#44612 +(875)- [X]

One fine day in #support on GamesNET...
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau

#44620 +(227)- [X]

--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
--- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.???
<-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL.  Use another ISP.  Permban)
<thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too

#44624 +(154)- [X]

<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work
<+Yeti> .. What doesnt work
<GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site">  or [img]http://site[/img]
<GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere?
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\dogbert1.jpg

#44635 +(249)- [X]

<TFA|MikeRotch> it's that Yamaha CRW-D1
<TFA|MikeRotch> F1 I ean
<TFA|MikeRotch> mwena
<TFA|MikeRotch> god damn
<TFA|MikeRotch> my fingers are getting to dat
<TFA|MikeRotch> fat
<TFA|MikeRotch> I need to go on a diet just so I can type properly on IRC
<TFA|FulDog> haha
<v3ktor> rofl

#44636 +(122)- [X]

<aum> real hackers don't use Mozilla, they don't even use links or lynx
<aum> *real* hackers surf the web with 'telnet somehost.com 80'

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