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#43102 +(685)- [X]

<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?
<lsd> Ellesdee
<LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?
<LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name
<lsd> thanks :)

#43105 +(91)- [X]

<MoShun› i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair
<MoShun› n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth
<Janemba› omg
<MoShun› im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate
<Janemba› dont go there
<Janemba› ...
<Janemba› nasty....

#43107 +(958)- [X]

*** MoBart has joined #mmorpg.ger
<MoBart> @find forgotten realms
<MoBart> @locator forgotten realms
<nemesys> wtf?
<TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @ www.goatse.cx
*** MoBart has left #mmorpg.ger
<TechWar> hehehe.

#43113 +(617)- [X]

<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my sister was that hot

#43132 +(377)- [X]

<Celia> la la la
* Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig
<Archy`> oops
<Archy`> damn TAB
<Archy`> erm....
<@Azhrarn> HAH

#43161 +(294)- [X]

@TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn
@TokSic:  i would be a billionaire
@SnypeTEST:  cool!
@SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your selling is usefull

#43163 +(373)- [X]

<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY
<zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME
<zamros> HAHAHA
<_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD
<zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES
<zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT
<_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD:
<zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER
<zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT
<zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"

#43191 +(-3)- [X]

<bobthedinosaur> umm
<The_StarWarz_Dude> heh.
<bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot
<bobthedinosaur> the ram
<Raid[Shower]> lol
<okram> ram = memory you idiot
<The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT

#43203 +(113)- [X]

TagDN: 20 min to install
TagDN: 30 sec to delete
TagDN: gotta love m$

#43207 +(208)- [X]

<sev> asus makes shitty mobos
<sev> overpriced too.
--> omega (medusa_a@A4B2D84.20510306.1C9FC6DF.IP) has joined #hell
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to omega
--- ChanServ sets mode +a #hell omega
<asus> loud out laugh's
<asus> i have 3
<asus> :P
<sev> cool
<sev> i have 1
<sev> but it's dead
<sev> ;)
<omega> I have 0
* omega wonders what the convo was
<sev> japanese love slaves.
<omega> oh
<omega> yeah, I have 0

#43210 +(244)- [X]

(peregrine): you know
(peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv
(peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon
(Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like
*** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: I AM A FAGGOT)
*** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2
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(xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really?
(Breianna): WTF is that
(peregrine): i'm really not sure
(Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever
(Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass!
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#43213 +(381)- [X]

<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16!
<Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old
<Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado!  >:D
<Lyssa> ...
<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12**
<Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky!
<Spazz`> >:D
<Lyssa> hahahah
<Koloran> ur not related
<Spazz`> Oh shit.  :(

#43216 +(470)- [X]

<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???

#43239 +(591)- [X]

*** Now talking in #c++
<ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here*
<larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back*
<larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/gender/profession/sexual habits*
<djSwish> *insert kickban*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*

#43242 +(660)- [X]

<Angel> Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer

#43243 +(792)- [X]

<+Camus> im palazed!
<+Fleebis> Palazed?
<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?
<+Camus> yea
<+Camus> close
<+Camus> kinda
<+Camus> i just type in the first letter
<+Camus> and hit a couple keys
<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd

#43247 +(1717)- [X]

( dogbert ) how do u do those action thingies?
( cams ) alt-f4
·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)
( cams ) ...
( mmmalice ) haha
( cams ) are you kidding me?
( Psy ) hahahaha
* dogbert has joined #pacult
( dogbert ) haha funny
( Psy ) It's alt f4
( Psy ) you hit alt f5
·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)

#43253 +(583)- [X]

<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.

#43254 +(858)- [X]

<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/

#43270 +(241)- [X]

<Gerudo> i just thought of something
<Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a question...
<Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy?
<Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??

#43272 +(193)- [X]

<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother
<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth.
<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years.
<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes
<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak
<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there...
<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?
<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage
<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely
<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!

#43306 +(259)- [X]

<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98

#43310 +(269)- [X]

<AlbinoEatpod> You both need to get MSN, so we can have multi-user chats.

#43313 +(149)- [X]

<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts?
<liiwi> you take the first byte and display it
<liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it

#43316 +(394)- [X]

<shapr> whoa, my erc mode line is [#h,#e,#l,#p], I think my computer is trying to send me subliminal messages.

#43319 +(100)- [X]

<Frank> Dude, I Just came back from the gamers guild!
<Eli> Yea, And?
<Frank> The Owner is Like 80, And He was hitting on me!
<Eli> Dude, Thats Like Necrophilia, Except, He's not dead yet!

#43320 +(294)- [X]

<StarlightShine> I have a sore stiff hand and a sore mouth :(
<InvalidUser> *snicker*
<StarlightShine> I got my trombone yesterday,

#43330 +(227)- [X]

*** bflyblue (shaun@a4-jhb-57.dial-up.net) has joined #gothik
<bflyblue> identify d
*** bflyblue has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Jezebel)))
<Jezebel> *blink*
<Jezebel> omigod
<Jezebel> hahahahha
*** Jezebel is now known as Wither
<Wither> no one say a thing :)

#43335 +(314)- [X]

<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 02:32min] Mary-kate & Ashley Olsen & Fri - Hugged by you
<_ry0suke_> THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF YOU GODEDRP
<godedrp> :)
<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 01:02min] Anal Cunt - Your kid commited suicide because you suck
<_ry0suke_> SO DOES THIS ONE STRANGELY

#43337 +(272)- [X]

<Theogony> must not like trick or treaters
<phr0work> I didn't get ny
<phr0work> fucking kids
<Theogony> at least that greatly reduced the possibility of a lawsuit
<phr0work> hehe
<phr0work> also greatly reduced my chances of getting laid
<phr0work> kids in shitty costumes can't run worth a fuck

#43343 +(221)- [X]

<@kmad> yah im switching majors
<@mr420> so whats your new major
<@kmad> English
<@mr420> yuch
<@ChAmP> o.O
<@mr420> from what
<@kmad> cpsc
<@kmad> so boring and stupid
<@ChAmP> english is boringer

#43348 +(34)- [X]

<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> wtf did u do on a mac
<[RUA]Mibby> look at porn
<[RUA]Mibby> porn is all their is
<[RUA]Mibby> not like there are games
<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> and since it was a mac, its only capable of gay porn
<[RUA]Mibby> hahah
<[RUA]Mibby> yea

#43356 +(24)- [X]

(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old
(@ian) and i was in like 4th grade
(@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)
(@ian) we drank some cokes
(@ian) and we were bored
(@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans
(@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up
(@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it
(@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!
(@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX
(@ian) *drinks some more*
(@ian) GROSS
(@ian) throws it down
(@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK
(@ian) *leaves*
(@ian) then his mom got all pissed off
(@ian) now that i think about it
(@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on
(@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss

#43360 +(108)- [X]

<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass is already registered
<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
<Cloud> hmmm...
<Cloud> strange
<Cloud> it said it isnt registered
<Cloud> although i keep saying register it
<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
* Cloud has quit IRC
* Cloud has joined #radio
<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
<Cloud> hey it worked
<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password

#43366 +(482)- [X]

<fo0bar> "Thank you for calling SBC Nevada Bell DSL help.  If your cupholder is broken, please press 1.  If you want an actual knowledgable support person, pleas enter the IP representation of a /28 netmask

#43370 +(103)- [X]

*** Signoff: dejay (Quit: If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?)

#43376 +(226)- [X]

<Nate> NathanG - just a tip - on that factory8.com page, you spelled "their" worng.
<cyn> Nate: just a tip - on that last line, you spelled "wrong" wrong

#43403 +(105)- [X]

<eurotrash> ok, wouldn't '/bind ^w next' bind ctrl-w to next window?
<eurotrash> heh
<eurotrash> err, I just u||bou||d my || key
<eurotrash> by mistake
<eurotrash> this sucks
<IceKarma> eurotrash: because there are several things that start with "next"
<IceKarma> eurotrash: just saying 'next' on its own isn't enough
<eurotrash> heh, IceKarma must teach me this bi||d key stuff

#43406 +(270)- [X]

ComTraXG3: i dont usually shave... but i got a haircut a couple of weeks ago, which was the first haircut ive had in almost a year. Now i have short hair and my beard looked dumb, so I shaved it off.
ocaJ+: Did you also get a new set of dice for D&D?

#43420 +(278)- [X]

<ShenLong45> anyone know where to get a texture map of the planet earth, neptune and uranus?
<mikesch> heh, texture map of uranus...
* mikesch dies.

#43423 +(556)- [X]

<blade[fd]> i have this damn hole in my lips
<stolenrims|fd> yeah, that's your mouth

#43438 +(812)- [X]

<Chimerasame> rap would be so cool if it were like
<Chimerasame> ~i enjoy large posteriors, and i do not possess the ability to fabricate statements
<imaginari> it is entirely nothing but a g thing, infant
<Chimerasame> please allow me to view your skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment

#43468 +(233)- [X]

<@Porn-Star> (OS) Windows XP Home Edition (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 40w 1d 13h 12m, (uptime) 2d 3h 50m 28s, (record) 3d 11h 6m 1s
<@Cheez> (OS) Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 6d 7h 2m, (uptime) 13m 2s, (record) 16h 31m 43s
<@Porn-Star> 16hrs
<@Porn-Star> tee hee
* @Cheez shrugs
<@Cheez> its only on when im using it
<@Porn-Star> scary enough, so's mine

#43469 +(245)- [X]

Wayfarer[GX] has joined the channel.
<Wayfarer[GX> wow, takes a few minutes to connect to chat :( But it sure is nice to be here :)
<MrMac> Wayfarer: only happens to me when going through a NAT
<MrMac> through direct its fine
* Wayfarer[GX] doesn't do nat
<Wayfarer[GX]> wots NAT?
<MrMac> Network Address Translation
<Wayfarer[GX]> But mines english :)
<Wayfarer[GX]> it doesn't need translation

#43474 +(218)- [X]

<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food?
<milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird
<Firemoth> Plover.
<Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet.
<milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security

#43475 +(188)- [X]

<jamao> cat shit on floor today
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> you find out which one? lol
<jamao> twice, either that or each one went once
<jamao> nope
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> sniff your cats bungholes, i'm sure you'll find out quick lol
<jamao> i tried that already
<jamao> 8|
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> ....
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> i was joking, but ok haha

#43476 +(282)- [X]

<Jezabel-n-hell> im in a size 7 jeans now
<TheMusclesFromBrussels> no you're not.
<Jezabel-n-hell> my ass looks bangin
<TheMusclesFromBrussels> no it isn't
<Jezabel-n-hell> i stopped traffic today
<TheMusclesFromBrussels> Jezabel-n-hell: it was probably near a red light

#43477 +(1473)- [X]

<JohnnyZZ> my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he was grouchy a lot of the time.
<Padijun> Maybe he was grouchy because you fucking threw it down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius.

#43479 +(974)- [X]

Davo: i made a carrot cake once.
Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole
DW: hahahahahahaha
Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top
Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust

#43480 +(-49)- [X]

<zeno> we need to take out saddam
<SirSpic> i say they just send a bunch of black guys over
<enclaved> i say you shut the fuck up
<enclaved> before you say something that i consider out of line.
<RageFury> SirSpic: And what the hell would the black people do? Introduce Iraq to Welfare, basketball and hot sauce?
<RageFury> SirSpic: Don't mind enclaved. he's probably pissed because the towelheads at 7-11 didn't heat up his hot dog all the way through.


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