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#42691 +(1172)- [X]

< 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork 
<13@Nemian|Stuff > haha
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands
<@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb?
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w e e e e e e = )
*** CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary was kicked by Great_Teacher_Musashi ( don'ttauntmeIstillhaveright-click )( I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n )

#42711 +(247)- [X]

<Lynyc> that's so last month
<Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd
<Measure> OF LAST MONTH

#42714 +(411)- [X]

<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.

#42716 +(149)- [X]

<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater
<@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation
<@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation
<@Hardedge> yummy
<@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring
<@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer

#42721 +(851)- [X]

<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US?
<POPOON> Your mother is.
<Sprint_DSL> Oh.
<Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago.
<POPOON> Your mother was.

#42728 +(129)- [X]

<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure
<D3KK0N> hi...im....tina
<pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch
<datacide> haha
<datacide> hmm....who to choose?
<datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch
<D3KK0N> im poor ;[
<datacide> pros and cons
<temple-> ima bitch! spend on me
<datacide> wow
<datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please.........
<McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
<temple-> oh real
* datacide looks desperate
<temple-> now you want to get technical
<datacide> anyone?
<pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll
<datacide> hmmmm
<miteymous> i can get you a hooker
<datacide> is it life like?
<D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for
<datacide> haha
<datacide> dekkon wins

#42737 +(531)- [X]

<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college

#42741 +(880)- [X]

<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate
<chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE?
<AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER

#42743 +(81)- [X]

<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think
<Soimafrea> kool whats that do?

#42758 +(200)- [X]

<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around  ?
<Gryvix[FoN]> I have a  little problem
<Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work
<Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :)
<Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right
<Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it
<Gryvix[FoN]> ???
<Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB.
<Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish?
<Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle?
<Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
<Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it.
<Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.

#42773 +(180)- [X]

<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it
<nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals?
<hiaku> ...
<hiaku> you're impossible
<nerved> no i'm serious
<nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything...
* nerved glances around innocently

#42783 +(283)- [X]

<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry*
<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.

#42797 +(200)- [X]

<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ?
<phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led
<conZ> will make sure of that
<phaxx> good
<conZ> fuck
<conZ> it doesnt work

#42801 +(16)- [X]

<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once
<@mcgyver> there i was
<@mcgyver> wang in hand
<@mcgyver> (shut up you lot)
<@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me
<@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly
<@mcgyver> :$

#42805 +(-76)- [X]

<Low> wassup
* sean estimates the age of Low as 11.
<Low> uhhh higher
<sean> liar.
* Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4
<Low> im amazed u can type
<Low> let alone breathe

#42806 +(177)- [X]

<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"
<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.
<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing

#42816 +(126)- [X]

<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone
<Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time

#42817 +(115)- [X]

[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler?
[@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes

#42820 +(114)- [X]

<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either...
<Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...

#42821 +(24)- [X]

<Denkan> ASP is like a chat-dialog with the server... in PHP you type codes

#42824 +(51)- [X]

<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?"
<Blastrax> yes

#42830 +(225)- [X]

<K`> mithrandi: where's this bash.org ?

#42831 +(529)- [X]

<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.

#42834 +(103)- [X]

<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ?
<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?

#42835 +(163)- [X]

*** Joins: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has joined #EFnet
<KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet
<KillerClo> thank you god
<KillerClo> finally
<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network
<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing with the reverse DNS
<KillerClo> holey crap
<KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year
<KillerClo> this is a big night
<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD
<KillerClo> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KillerClo> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*** Parts: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has left #EFnet

#42848 +(111)- [X]

<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy
<Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts."
<Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts

#42854 +(207)- [X]

<Jim> hello good sir
<Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang

#42856 +(134)- [X]

<Dan``> Frying Blintzes...
<Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes?
<Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well
<Lasse> oh, one of those

#42859 +(16)- [X]

<CowInParachute> Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus.

#42868 +(683)- [X]

<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory
<Daniac> Who's that?
<Lyricwriter> You
<Daniac> Oh yeah

#42874 +(234)- [X]

<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU
<Mother> so what's new?
<alakahil> some new type of spam
<rambopfc> lol
<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
<alakahil> "we are looking for you"
<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
<Mother> hehehehe
<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone?
<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis

#42882 +(744)- [X]

<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :(
<Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?!
<Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?
<Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan?
<Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!

#42888 +(1168)- [X]

<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

#42891 +(230)- [X]

<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love
<evilpie> my love
<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose

#42899 +(340)- [X]

<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge
<@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day

#42913 +(473)- [X]

<fo0bar> it's 5PM and I haven't put pants on yet.  I consider this a good day

#42919 +(177)- [X]

<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire

#42923 +(101)- [X]

<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate.
<loophole> I don't know
<loophole> but
<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated
<loophole> all over the inside of it
<cinnabar> uh...

#42948 +(87)- [X]

<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ==D~~~....what do i do with that???
<Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ??
<Resi0> its a cock
<Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...

#42949 +(374)- [X]

<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby.  it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk.  I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it,  will it push me up to the second level of the mall?"
<static> I think I play too many video games.
<FJ> test it
<FJ> throw a cat into the stream
<FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off

#42958 +(385)- [X]

<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.

#42964 +(277)- [X]

* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'

#42996 +(208)- [X]

<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks

#43000 +(374)- [X]

<Avalanche> !seen bud
[@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
<Avalanche> !seen vagina
[Respecter] lol
[@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina.
<Avalanche> why does that not surprise me

#43005 +(208)- [X]

<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF
<@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right..
<+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god

#43012 +(686)- [X]

<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting
<@genutech> there all dubbed
* @genutech cries
<@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed
<@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors

#43030 +(-13)- [X]

<SouLjY> im rot netarded
* SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On]
<SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u
<maj> ...
<PyRo_> =[
<Pelleas> im going to go look at the water
<SouLjY> :1

#43056 +(436)- [X]

<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly
<trythil> laid?
<trythil> rofl
<Powerlord> erm... paid enough

#43069 +(13)- [X]

<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!

#43088 +(294)- [X]

-!- LWashu [LWX_IRC_Cl@ti100710a143-0330.dialup.online.no] has joined #Channel
< LWashu> /j harstad
< LWashu> join asd
< LWashu> JOIN Harstad
< LWashu> JOIN #HARSTAD
< LWashu> #JOIN Harstad
< LWashu> /JOIN Harstad
<@unixpeon> wow
-!- LWashu was kicked from #channel by sybase [shut the fuck up]


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