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< 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork
<13@Nemian|Stuff > haha
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands
<@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb?
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w e e e e e e = )
*** CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary was kicked by Great_Teacher_Musashi ( don'ttauntmeIstillhaveright-click )( —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— )
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<Lynyc> that's so last month
<Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd
<Measure> OF LAST MONTH
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<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.
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<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater
<@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation
<@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation
<@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring
<@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer
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<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US?
<POPOON> Your mother is.
<Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago.
<POPOON> Your mother was.
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<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure
<pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch
<datacide> hmm....who to choose?
<datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch
<D3KK0N> im poor ;[
<datacide> pros and cons
<temple-> ima bitch! spend on me
<datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please.........
<McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
<temple-> oh real
* datacide looks desperate
<temple-> now you want to get technical
<pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll
<miteymous> i can get you a hooker
<datacide> is it life like?
<D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for
<datacide> dekkon wins
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<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college
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<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate
<chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE?
<AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
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<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think
<Soimafrea> kool whats that do?
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<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around ?
<Gryvix[FoN]> I have a little problem
<Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work
<Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :)
<Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right
<Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it
<Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB.
<Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish?
<Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle?
<Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it.
<Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.
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<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it
<nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals?
<hiaku> you're impossible
<nerved> no i'm serious
<nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything...
* nerved glances around innocently
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<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry*
<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.
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<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ?
<phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led
<conZ> will make sure of that
<conZ> it doesnt work
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<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once
<@mcgyver> there i was
<@mcgyver> wang in hand
<@mcgyver> (shut up you lot)
<@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me
<@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly
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* sean estimates the age of Low as 11.
<Low> uhhh higher
* Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4
<Low> im amazed u can type
<Low> let alone breathe
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<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"
<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.
<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
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<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone
<Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time
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[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler?
[@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes
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<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either...
<Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...
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<Denkan> ASP is like a chat-dialog with the server... in PHP you type codes
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<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?"
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<K`> mithrandi: where's this bash.org ?
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<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
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<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ?
<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
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<KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet
<KillerClo> thank you god
<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network
<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing with the reverse DNS
<KillerClo> holey crap
<KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year
<KillerClo> this is a big night
<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD
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<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy
<Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts."
<Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts
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<Jim> hello good sir
<Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang
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<Dan``> Frying Blintzes...
<Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes?
<Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well
<Lasse> oh, one of those
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<CowInParachute> Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus.
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<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory
<Daniac> Who's that?
<Daniac> Oh yeah
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<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU
<Mother> so what's new?
<alakahil> some new type of spam
<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
<alakahil> "we are looking for you"
<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone?
<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
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<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :(
<Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?!
<Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?
<Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan?
<Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!
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<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already
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<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love
<evilpie> my love
<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose
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<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge
<@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day
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<fo0bar> it's 5PM and I haven't put pants on yet. I consider this a good day
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<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire
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<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate.
<loophole> I don't know
<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated
<loophole> all over the inside of it
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<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ==D~~~....what do i do with that???
<Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ??
<Resi0> its a cock
<Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...
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<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby. it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk. I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it, will it push me up to the second level of the mall?"
<static> I think I play too many video games.
<FJ> test it
<FJ> throw a cat into the stream
<FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off
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<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.
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* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
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<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks
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<Avalanche> !seen bud
[@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
<Avalanche> !seen vagina
[@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina.
<Avalanche> why does that not surprise me
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<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF
<@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right..
<+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god
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<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting
<@genutech> there all dubbed
* @genutech cries
<@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed
<@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors
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<SouLjY> im rot netarded
* SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On]
<SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u
<Pelleas> im going to go look at the water
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<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly
<Powerlord> erm... paid enough
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<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!
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