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<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
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<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\
<denium> thats why we have #floodhelp
<denium> that outside thing?
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<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am
<Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
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<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...
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(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one
(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
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<jc> I have a dream.
<ailie> I had a dream.
<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women?
<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.
<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
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<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life?
<thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream
<thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
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<troll> my speakers are off
<troll> so I can listen to some deaf mp3 :D
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<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot
<NovaKANE> plantboy: or head
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<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living room, or is it best to slip out quietly?
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<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading?
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<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A FARTING JEW? GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS
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<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER
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<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend you're swimming
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<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends. What you need is an older man to help you experiment wisely. Please call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.
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<Fang> 2002 will suck.
<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.
<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
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<Bezzy> i mean scyence
<Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8
<Jenna> Your doing fine
<Bezzy> that's "you're"
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* unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined #bitchx
<unknown__> i got a prob
<unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?
<Ven0m-> its day light savings
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<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were invented
<JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya
<tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating
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<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.
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<rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button - and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the table when i try to lean back, as i usual do..
<rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\
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<Warwitch> you speak German? :o
<travelyan> sure i do.
* Warwitch nods
<travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das mittengrabben
<Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!
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<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk men
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<nido> am i on the internet
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<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?
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<plugaway> if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling it to anyone
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<rTc|teDz> Thursday, Practice
<rTc|teDz> Everyone can make it ?
<rTc|miao> i can
<rTc|Teatime> i was planning to invite a whore, but i guess clan matter are more important than my sex life
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* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the 166, and omitted my dad's accounts
<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
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<NLAL> Can you guys change my ip?
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<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?
<Callick> I sure hope not.
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--> cue_ball (~firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #WOPN
<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they trade books?
<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me
<^_sdh_^> book warez heh
<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?
<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel for book warez
<cue_ball> ok thanx
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<SchoolyD> if women couldn't talk, i bet we would be living on mars right now
<SchoolyD> but women keep nagging men
<SchoolyD> "leave those equations alone and mow the lawn!"
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<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more
<badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here?
<elister> give it up
<elister> go to AOL
<elister> do not pass go
*** badfysh has left #seattle
<elister> I won!!!
<jul-> crap that actually works?!?
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<MY3K> someone kick my2k.
* Midknight kicks MY2K
* MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^
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<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
* madog (email@example.com) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))
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<JBerg> I once did a project for an asshole I hated. His name was Jack. Project name: JackOff.exe
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<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid
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<MpTaNk> one time on a test we had to find answers to questions that were in a book and insted of looking for the page I tryed to ctrl+f
<MpTaNk> it was a shocking feeling when I realized I couldn't do it
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<cass> 13 year old with the nick
<crucial-> means she wets the sheets
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<Richard> i just got possibly the gayest email ever
<Richard> $mp3(Lolly - Micky,3m17s).rand
<Yates> well you managed to pick out possibly the gayest song to go with it
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<poserman>what is considered a long distance girlfriend?
<poserman>10, 15, 20 hops???
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<Sureshot^> you never do all nighters though
<NyseriA> i did one with you yesterday you fucking idiot
<Sureshot^> yeha apart from that
<NyseriA> YOU NEVER DO ALLNIGHTERS APART FROM THAT TIME WHEN YOU DO
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<zig> i remember when i was on AOL and i thought the internet was divided into sections like... GAMES MOVIES SPORTS NEWS
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<DiNky> hey guys
<DiNky> anyone have the black heaven soundtrack?
<DiNky> I'm looking for the song they play in the last ep
<Parak> ack, you used ne1...
<Parak> that term is so...20th century
<Parak> this day and age, we use something like //e| |-|4/3z0rz T|-||z z0ngz0rz?!$!@!!!111
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<Jessica6> I may not be good at languages but I'm a lot better at maths than you two! :P
<Jessica6> Er....I mean 'you three'
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<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand
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<Vis> ill open it in notepad, print it
<Vis> fax it
<Vis> and you can type it up
<Vis> and save as .avi
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<MiK> dont question me
<abuse[phone]> about what mik?
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* Ethiopian is now away: away eating
* Ethiopian is now known as Ethiopian_eating
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<Kosta> I saw Debra Messing at a resaurant today and we had anal sex in the bathroom. (only half of the previous statement is true.)
<AmbushBug> I saw Street Magician David Blaine at Best Buy today, and he bought like six copies of True Romance on DVD (100% of the previous statement is true.)
<MrFixIt> six copies. . . that's enough for every orifice
<AmbushBug> I was just watching him, waiting for him to use street magic to steal shit.
<AmbushBug> I assume it was Christmas shopping. he got like five copies of ET too, and several iPods.
<MrFixIt> Should've challenged him to a battle of magic
<MrFixIt> and then shot him
<AmbushBug> I was really hoping he was gonna steal shit.
<AmbushBug> I didn't want to mess up his scam.
<Kosta> Maybe he did and you couldn't notice
<Kosta> He's really magical so he might have.
<AmbushBug> I thought the multiple copies were part of his schtick.
<AmbushBug> "I see you're going to buy six copies of True Romance, Mr. Blaine." "Six copies? OR ONLY ONE?"
<AmbushBug> "I know this looks like an X-Box... but it is really a single AAA battery!"
<Kosta> He probably buys multiple copies of movies like that so people on IRC will talk about it and it makes his reputation all freaky, cause WHAT KIND OF FREAK BUYS THAT MUCH TRUE ROMANCE? Also, Sicilians are spawned from niggers.