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#38491 +(16)- [X]

<@Godfather_> ?? french army
<AnswerBook> french army: undefined term
<@Godfather_> lol
<@Godfather_> exactly!!!!

#38500 +(193)- [X]

<LunchBox> i'm not all that intoxicating
<LunchBox> er, intoxicated. i think i just disproved my point.... :(

#38503 +(545)- [X]

<27946889> hola.
<Losifer> Do I know you?
<27946889> No, I found you on random chat.
<27946889> What, just because you don't know someone you won't talk to them?
<Losifer> Pretty much.  This is my work account.  I conduct business through this account.  I don't have time to chat.
<27946889> Sorry.
<27946889> i think you're very rude
<Losifer> That's interesting.  I find it more rude to continue to send unsolicited messages to a stranger once you've been told that the stranger in question isn't interested in talking to you.
<27946889> why are you in such a bad mood, you are so young, sorry that i thought it would be nice to talk to you because i saw your info and i found you interesting,,,
<Losifer> I'm in a bad mood because I'm working and you keep interrupting me.  Please go away.
<27946889> so where do you work?
<27946889> let me ask you something, how come it says satan ate your ears in your info?

#38506 +(51)- [X]

<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!

#38511 +(-9)- [X]

<deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women
<SForce> i fuck hotties
<SForce> thats the difference between us
<SForce> there's no hotties in thailand
<SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy eyes bitches you bring home
<deathr0w-> yeah there is
<SForce> not in your house
<SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there?
<SForce> Americans

#38516 +(168)- [X]

<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean

#38525 +(117)- [X]

<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory.
<willyy> which is the problem ?
<Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.
<willyy> which ?
<loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)

#38529 +(261)- [X]

<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming
<Razzar> lol
<Smax> darwin awards candidate
<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags

#38539 +(378)- [X]

<+JerryGodd> last time i lost internet i made a kid

#38543 +(169)- [X]

* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given>)))
<Ukyo> gah
<Ukyo> damn misclicks

#38552 +(234)- [X]

<[TX]-KnacK> I removed irc from the office and saw a 300% increase in productivity

#38556 +(434)- [X]

<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health

#38565 +(123)- [X]

<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off
<KrayZie> all those damn contests that offer as their grand prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii.
<KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as their prizes as well

#38569 +(10)- [X]

<robbie-a> for shure
<orion> sure*
<orion> ;[
<robbie-a> really?
<robbie-a> sure?
<robbie-a> fuck thats whack

#38573 +(281)- [X]

<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been admitted for the last three centuries.

#38579 +(2142)- [X]

<TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up
<Mj> I

#38580 +(27)- [X]

<Opie> tell her to sing on aol
<Puck> To sing on AOL?
<Opie> that is all she has
<Puck> I didn't know you could sing on AOL
<Urban> Keyword: Karaoke

#38597 +(791)- [X]

<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is
<Loopy1> yea
<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in

#38614 +(98)- [X]

<FLB> v700s?
<Syfoon> Sony headphones
<FLB> Ahh
<FLB> What is so custom about them?
<Syfoon> £100 :)
<Syfoon> well
<Syfoon> they should be silver....
<Syfoon> but picotto has his custom coloured by sony
<Syfoon> to be green and yellow
<FLB> Ahh.
<FLB> So they are better, like a ricer, right?
<FLB> Green and yellow makes them pound harder?

#38617 +(533)- [X]

<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$
<kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages
<kluster> oh, it is a link. nm

#38618 +(293)- [X]

Quit: FliPmodE`!r43w_8@AC9934E0.ipt.aol.com  Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network: Harassing opers on this network is not allowed. If you feel this akill is in error, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE BITCH (ID: =ZYJgAzlVFwPzgQ<))

#38636 +(161)- [X]

<Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident.
<Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.

#38638 +(130)- [X]

*** Joins: Mikey (~Mikey@microsoft.com)
<Mikey> Whoops, gotta go to a meeting, sorry guys
*** Quits: Mikey
<Fayn> Poor guy...

#38640 +(1061)- [X]

<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please:
<darthv> ok
*** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

#38645 +(217)- [X]

<KamiNoBaka> like a version, wooo, ctcp'd for the very first time

#38646 +(689)- [X]

<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good...
<@Eve>No Adam!
* @Adam eats the apple.
*** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve

#38659 +(2121)- [X]

<wangsta`> damnit
<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off
<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up
<@Ele|HW> oh?
<@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx

#38667 +(170)- [X]

<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.
<ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job
<ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness. 20:00 - close"

#38687 +(352)- [X]

<Creedy> fucking jesus
<Creedy> i have to kill that bitch
<logicalentity> jesus?
<logicalentity> the romans beat ya

#38697 +(270)- [X]

<GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and sophomore year
<GenLeo> er, sex ed even

#38699 +(880)- [X]

<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions?
<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers
<SinclairC> >:(

#38703 +(302)- [X]

*** MC-Magical_Tetris_Challenge is now known as MC-MarioGolf
<Magisa> do you like
<Magisa> run all the way over to the computer to change your away nick every time you put a new cart in your n64

#38705 +(449)- [X]

<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble
<Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words

#38716 +(199)- [X]

<Loopster> im acculy very smart

#38717 +(347)- [X]

<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch
<TRC> yeah
<TRC> they have had it for a while
<Stom> does it go over the vagina?

#38719 +(276)- [X]

*** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #vgmusic
<ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male?
<TriforceOfMusic> ?
<TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean?
<ProgrammerX> Cyber.
<TriforceOfMusic> ...?
<ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet?
<Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place to an AOL chatroom

#38722 +(777)- [X]

*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos sick)
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) has joined #vgmusic
<Alluro95-School> I mean
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos suck)

#38725 +(308)- [X]

<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this?  mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz
<stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not sure
<Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that have mysql in the filename?
<stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher than what i speacified it should be fine
<Apollo-> stuu: I see
<Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just named the file this and it was really something else?
<stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in the files boot sector
<Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector?
<Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it?
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot
<Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start

#38732 +(217)- [X]

*** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi
<BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(

#38740 +(624)- [X]

<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too
<dannthr> wheres the b4 button
<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key

#38753 +(300)- [X]

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)

#38755 +(173)- [X]

Ibor132: what network u on?
engel of nien: my asshole
Ibor132: efnet then?

#38758 +(1052)- [X]

*** Joins: homoman (----------)
<eMans> homoman!
<limpBiz> homoman!!
<hexogan> homoman!
<osiris> homomannn!
<tuckawar> homoman!!
*** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)

#38759 +(510)- [X]

<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
<H4Z3> how so?
<Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find?
<H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
<Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red
<Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps
<H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly.
<H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?'  'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'

#38772 +(254)- [X]

<RichiH> yay
<RichiH> my glasses have arrived
<RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points

#38787 +(212)- [X]

<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel
<+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god
<+Ava|anch3> and he understood it
<+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him
<+Ava|anch3> and he loves me
[+cerb] hehehe
<+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/

#38796 +(583)- [X]

<sparcv9> i'm such a dick
<sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve
<sparcv9> so i did an:
<sparcv9> echo " " | lpr
<sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"

#38815 +(442)- [X]

<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'

#38819 +(238)- [X]

<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be interested in both technology and biosecurity issues—so we’ve arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. "
<KeeperX> wtf
<KeeperX> i write about video games
<KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity issues?
<Legacy> You've played RE right?

#38825 +(285)- [X]

<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what?
<revc> heehee
<Daedalus> ?
<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what the hell are you saying
<Daedalus> whats an asphincter

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