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#37936 +(1001)- [X]

<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries
<iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man
<Taz> really? a prelude can do that?
<iPRoTiuS> err, yea
<Taz> bullshit wot year is it?
<iPRoTiuS> 88
<Taz> 1988?
<iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it

#37945 +(-35)- [X]

<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses
<Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business

#37952 +(243)- [X]

* @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started

#37953 +(196)- [X]

<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick
<Mad_Matte> geting kids...

#37954 +(718)- [X]

[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon (~DJAngelic@12-231-113-90.client.attbi.com)]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...

#37959 +(-33)- [X]

* Wiggle sighs
* boardwild wiggles
<Wiggle> :(
<boardwild> crybaby
<Wiggle> thanks
<boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?
<boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!
* Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)

#37964 +(47)- [X]

<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess
<@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-

#37967 +(103)- [X]

<Sean> haha you don't like the finns
<Skywalker> i have the finns
<ed|work> in a small box?
<Skywalker> hate*

#37968 +(278)- [X]

<Dllem> I like free stuff
<EyePulp> Like herpes?

#37986 +(15)- [X]

<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga
<h2o> ?
<h2o> my connection?
<Lordy> no your hair style

#37988 +(562)- [X]

*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@ has joined #photography
<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?
<pd_corax> A what?
<danno> wtf is a photo
*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@ has left #photography
<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...

#37995 +(213)- [X]

<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.

#37996 +(194)- [X]

<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if  a rpm is installed or not
<toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.

#37997 +(259)- [X]

*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.)
*** markus (~wh00p@132-31-254-64.cognicase.net) has joined channel #rmipeople
<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?

#38003 +(246)- [X]

<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny hats.

#38005 +(206)- [X]

<LarsC> i have women issues.
<LarsC> namely, I hate them.

#38011 +(281)- [X]

<A-KO> heh
<A-KO> so
<A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh
<@crw> eh, apparently it's still there.
<@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P
<A-KO> lol

#38020 +(29)- [X]

<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer
<MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet
<MikeG520> er isp

#38028 +(147)- [X]

<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine"
<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!
<Huntress> LOL
<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*

#38035 +(287)- [X]

<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.
<gigfood> who is that
<gigfood> everybody says that word
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop
<gigfood> shit he is?
<Blazen> is that a challenge?
<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))

#38043 +(449)- [X]

<IICV> This is freaky.
<IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.
<JeremiahSmith> He wants you.
<IICV> He wants my grapes.
<JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?

#38062 +(342)- [X]

<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers

#38063 +(318)- [X]

<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers.

#38064 +(107)- [X]

<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?
<Valgar_> On Tuna?
<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much

#38069 +(551)- [X]

<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man

#38080 +(152)- [X]

(saboteur) whoa cool
(saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
(saboteur) /disco
˙˙˙ signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)

#38085 +(435)- [X]

<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

#38089 +(504)- [X]

<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :

#38091 +(925)- [X]

(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
(@starbucks_mafia) thats great
(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now

#38104 +(196)- [X]

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus
<@Anubus> ░ I got the Powwa stick! ░
<+DaS> how'd you know I called it that?
<+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?

#38114 +(751)- [X]

<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game

#38115 +(370)- [X]

<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it.
<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.

#38133 +(967)- [X]

<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"

#38135 +(124)- [X]

<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on

#38145 +(1113)- [X]

<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS"
<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
*** Parts: dbanks (banksey@
<petey> lol dumbass
*** Joins: dbanks (banksey@
<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@
*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)

#38156 +(465)- [X]

<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.  It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast
<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that

#38161 +(369)- [X]

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

#38162 +(255)- [X]

*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore
<CloneMar> I have beat the system!
<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
*** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined)
*** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined)
<DaBeast> Ah, the system works!

#38180 +(-2)- [X]

<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me

#38182 +(448)- [X]

<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

#38204 +(384)- [X]

<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump
<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it

#38207 +(18)- [X]

<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?

#38215 +(280)- [X]

<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?

#38223 +(245)- [X]

<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !!
<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?
<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses
<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet

#38230 +(1030)- [X]

źTiGryphon╗ ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...

#38231 +(965)- [X]

<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park!
<mordac> I totally haggled.
<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.
<mordac> He even gave me the change.

#38233 +(486)- [X]

<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz
<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it
<MegamanX2K> x
<MegamanX2K> err
<MegamanX2K> damnit
* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"

#38235 +(-96)- [X]

<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period

#38240 +(234)- [X]

<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us!

#38244 +(272)- [X]

<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D

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