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<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE button.
<NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing "<ACTRESS NAME> nude"
<NapkinEater> work sucks
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<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser
<blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny
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<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet?
<Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms
<Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock.
<slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?
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<Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing
<AC|Malaki> it not working..
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<daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up
<daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam
<daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up
<daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore fucking gets xtreme!!"
#36621 +(33)- [X]
<m2-Cruiser> i gotta big fat dick for your mother fuckin mouth
<moof> like this one? www.tnww.net/it/dick.jpg
<m2-Cruiser> not a valid url
<asmodius> omg you clicked on it
<moof> wtf you sick fuck.. you wanna see dick?
#36622 +(-68)- [X]
<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday
<+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours
<+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo
<+Kuro_> for 24 hours
<+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well
#36623 +(532)- [X]
<jessepence> look I can lick my nose
#36627 +(366)- [X]
<+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy
<@chikster> no beards at school?
<+RushMore> no beards
<@chikster> gayness to the extreme
<+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school
<+RushMore> run by nuns
<+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either
<@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard why cant you
<@chikster> he had long hair too
<@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say
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<[C-22]Octal> one word duck tape!
<[C-22]Octal> well 2
#36633 +(295)- [X]
<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has chicks completely naked
<@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now?
<@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn
#36635 +(63)- [X]
<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay
<Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results, please check later
#36636 +(163)- [X]
<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut.
<Phucker> Is it a mullet?
<Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome.
<Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet'
<Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated
#36640 +(335)- [X]
<iggz[work]> mav you might like this
<iggz[work]> not that
<iggz[work]> the second one
<iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies
#36641 +(307)- [X]
<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car
<MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them
<Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay.
#36643 +(173)- [X]
[18:17] * +SoberGuy smacks dalnet
[18:17] <+SoberGuy> stay together u humpty dumpty of networks
#36645 +(537)- [X]
<jay\> the cock from burger king tastes better, dunno why tho :|
#36646 +(585)- [X]
<punchcard> you know you're a geek when you read the headline "Bush won't order ports reopened" and think they are talking about a firewall
<punchcard> "By order of the President of the United States of America, -A input -p boats -l -j reject."
#36648 +(416)- [X]
·cronO· !8ball why is •darklyte• gay?
·Darklyte· cronO, You answer can only be found within yourself.
#36658 +(751)- [X]
<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump
<ParadoX> he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny
#36661 +(229)- [X]
<Dulan> And if anyone here doesn't know what bukkake is....ask Unifex to explain it. :P
<unifex> It's a kind of pastry, obviously.
<unifex> From Sweden.
<unifex> Not alot of people like that pastry though.
<unifex> People get so messy when eating it, too.
#36664 +(200)- [X]
* Topic is 'Download help NOT available here.'
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<eats> i need to get a trial version of maya 3d software. were in this program can i go to look this up?
<eats> not that comon
<@corm> you mean on mirc
<eats> yes sir/mame
<@corm> push Ctrl and F4 at the same time, it opens the file search dialog
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#36669 +(623)- [X]
<HoaX> did you get your ticket?
<FLB> No :(
<FLB> My dad got home to late.
<FLB> I will get it tommorow *he* says
<FLB> He's kinda unreliable.
<FLB> Been smoking pot so long.
<HoaX> like your soldier in bed?
<FLB> Pardon me?
<FLB> Did you just comment on my sexual performance?
<HoaX> no... never
<HoaX> i wasnt so asleep during that camping trip
<FLB> That's what I thought.
<FLB> I jizzed in your water bottle.
<HoaX> it happens
<FLB> Sorry about that.
<HoaX> no hard feelings
<FLB> It was there, and I didn't want to disrupt nature with my man seed.
<HoaX> but... why was it green and orange?
<FLB> I have issues.
<FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.
* Peloquin changes topic to 'http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty2.htm | <FLB> I have issues. <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.'
<FLB> Would you jizz in her face? Would you jizz on her lace? Would you jizz here or there, would you jizz anywhere? Would you jizz FLB, would you jizz, jizz on me?
<Syfoon> You both need to see a doctor... a head doctor
* Peloquin makes it clear that he had no part in the conversation
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Dribblee: how many coursees yo udoing?
Dominion: 5 or 6...I forget
#36672 +(984)- [X]
<Ramza> well how come it's down for me?
<Ramza> and don't say because of windows
<Cyan683> Does it give an error, or does it say "Unknown Host"?
<Cyan683> YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?"
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<Kaz|Work> holy fucking shit
<Kaz|Work> im out of a job
<Kaz|Work> the place blew up
<@Zoot> better change your nick then.
#36675 +(1257)- [X]
<synthie> one of my cats was licking her butt like cats do...
<synthie> farted in her own face and fell off the bed
<Sheri> thats why i hate animals
<synthie> knocked herself out
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<atomicbanana> Realtor came today.
<martha> did you get any on you?
<atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella
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<@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P
#36682 +(344)- [X]
« INH- » hey!
« INH- » you know what i hate?
« INH- » when people pussy out of arguments by using "its my opinion"
« INH- » if its your opinion, shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, bitch!
« INH- » ...
« INH- » ritalin soon.
#36684 +(226)- [X]
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :)
<Claus> woah there G!
<Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching"
<Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking
#36685 +(266)- [X]
<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile
<kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?
<martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet
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<Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids...
<Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're learning about beds
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says "what kind of bed is that?"
<Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind of bed is that?"
<Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!"
<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds...
<Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the other...
<Spork> bunk beds?
<Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!
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<blie> i need a new girlfriend
<blie> mine sucks
<kelseyB> yours sucks?
<kelseyB> ill take her
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<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name?
<MrFalcon> it means you can /disco
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<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there.
<CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet.
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<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch.
<FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave
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<copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make?
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<Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off.
<Moose[DWI]> OK THEN
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<Hexley> Aplo: Please type "no warez here toidinamai" (without quotes).
<Aplo> no warez here toidinamai
<Hexley> Aplo: Thanks for Playing. Now read what you said (last word reversed)... ;)
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<Chucklez> we use to stick icecream down our pants =P course it was melted by the time you got outside and far enough away so they didnt see you eating it :/
<Asmodeus-AFK> I didn't want to know that
<moo_nv> yeah :(
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*** Soze-AWAY is now known as Soze
* Soze is back -( Doin' stuff. )- gone 2 hr 46 min 26 s
<Al_Koholic> that was a long masturbation session
<Soze> It's fucking raw... luckily, the blood can be used as lube.
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<nice_sheep_molester> the united negro college fund: helping youth avoid being on a fox tv show on saturday nights for 25 years
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<krazegurl> i smell like cock
<krazegurl> i didnt wash my face well enough or it went up my nose
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v Desi_pants
<+Desi_pants> WHY DID I GET +VD? I DIDNT SIGN IN!
<*megan_nosebleed> you should do that
<+Desi_pants> oh! megan's here! haha hi megan.
<*megan_nosebleed> you got it from me
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* Topic is '<Tackmer> this is the dirty bisexuals zone'
<JonnYNug> Dirty Bixexuals Zone
<JonnYNug> Whoa i'm out'a here,, tnx for putting that in the topic,,
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<AimBot|Sleep> guys this is insane
<AimBot|Sleep> i have spent 14 hours on one drawing
<rambo> what is it a drawing of?
<AimBot|Sleep> a hallway
<AimBot|Sleep> 14 mouther fucking hours
<rambo> why does it take you 14 hours to draw a drawing of a hallway?
<Captain_Ron> thats more time than ive spent drawing my entire life
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<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of suicide?
<Kueller> every 6.7 hours?
<[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper
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<NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter
<rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands
<NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage
<rzrshrp> ...a quarter
<rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter
<NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands
<rzrshrp> lol, fool
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<carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word
<Audio> Mine is blowfish
<S|eeper> mine is fuck
<S|eeper> oh wait