#36459 +(245)- [X]
<MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!
<Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!
<MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one.
<MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...
<Marcus> Too late to take it back now.
#36464 +(12)- [X]
<*@Xavier> hey, it's japanese, not ebonics. dem's slanty-eyed' bro's, not
black mo' fo's.
#36466 +(336)- [X]
<sup3rh3r0> kali: give me your user name and password and I'll test it
<kali> yes, that's what it is!
<kali> supadupakali, surge
<sup3rh3r0> (email address censored)
<kali> uh, that's probably bad to say since surge is like my password for everything, huh
#36467 +(17)- [X]
<Arkol> I wanna see the webcam!
<Arkol> as long as its not pr0n
#36468 +(1132)- [X]
<Defcon> dude my new microwave owns
<Defcon> you put the foods in and then the time and then start
<Defcon> then beep beep and yum
<ToastyGhost> No shit, Captain Microwave Handbook
#36469 +(346)- [X]
<liquidhex> ascii a stupid question, get a stupid ansii
#36471 +(145)- [X]
<SquallStrife> unmoo! you all smell
<SquallStrife> logicalentity: thats low, insulting people through binary
<SquallStrife> i mean its low. literally, its low level :P
#36476 +(501)- [X]
<trekkie47> u know how my bros comp is the same room as mine right ?
<trekkie47> well my bro was dling pr0n on his computer
<trekkie47> and he just fuckin left the downloads to go and went to a friends
<trekkie47> then dad went on his computer
<jbean> and then
<trekkie47> i dunno
<trekkie47> he told me to leave
#36478 +(290)- [X]
<_mrG> teh fuck are cam girls?
<@santa|> trashy white whores that put their lives on grainy webcams
<pagnaet> underage porn sites
<mcsuede> jesus you people live in a bubble
<@santa|> no, we just dont visit the trash of the internet
<mcsuede> are you kidding? you're on irc
#36488 +(114)- [X]
<Tweak> did i tell you splits?
<Tweak> i am a camp counslor
<Tweak> for 5th graders
<boysplitter> CAN I COME TOO!!??
#36489 +(710)- [X]
<Edge> Sense we're going to be using all the correct grammer and everything.
<Jon> And the word is grammar.
<Edge> Since isn't a word
#36490 +(356)- [X]
<aphr0> Type "incest rape" into the Google search engine, for example, and the first result is for the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN), a Washington nonprofit that aids sexual assault victims. The second result is for brutalextreme.com, which advertises its content as stories, pictures and videos of the "most violent rapes in the history of mankind."
<aphr0> is it wrong to laugh?
<aphr0> then I'm clear
#36491 +(267)- [X]
<Doctor_Vamp> i got an orange dick
<Doctor_Vamp> i shouldn't eat doritos and masturbate
#36499 +(162)- [X]
þþ joins [THE_HAT (*!firstname.lastname@example.org)]
[THE_HAT] cant i just say sup?
[THE_HAT] sup == whats up
(dosdemon_) nuttin dawg sup wit choo chit nigga got any fly tip on ya.
(dosdemon_) well slap muh fro
(dosdemon_) dese honky muthafuckas aint nevah seen a 14 inch diack befoo
[THE_HAT] nice little server you got going
þþ parts [THE_HAT (*!email@example.com(THE_HAT))]
(dosdemon_) straight up.
#36504 +(232)- [X]
<MrFalcon> wtf is ePlus?
<drwiii> your grade in sex ed.
#36505 +(296)- [X]
<reb> im gonna go eat some cocks
<reb> i mean foood
#36507 +(987)- [X]
<slackor> maybe, send me your pic first. last person i met off the net turned out to be 12 FBI agents
#36508 +(161)- [X]
<MaDCoW> verdana is the best font ever
<Threeboy> its allright.
<Threeboy> for a web font.
<MaDCoW> well yea
<Threeboy> when it gets big it gets ugly.
<Threeboy> like a woman.
#36514 +(670)- [X]
<dOink> brb gotta drop the kids off at the pool
<dOink> i mean... i gotta shit
dOink (dOink@vw27711.pacific.net.au) is now known as dOi[fOOd]
<logicalentity> I thought...
* logicalentity runs away screaming
#36516 +(230)- [X]
< dev> it's getting so bash.org is better to read than irc
#36517 +(333)- [X]
<road_over> some one is hacking me
<@InvadeR> hacking you how..
<road_over> the lights on my modem are always flashing
<road_over> is this normal?
#36518 +(421)- [X]
<qtpielucy2002> what country do ducth people live
#36522 +(273)- [X]
<Diablo-D3> I think I will go to bed
<Diablo-D3> Nothing else to do anymore but sleep
<Diablo-D3> besides working on software
* Diablo-D3 hates working on software, anyhow
* Diablo-D3 sighs
(---about 10 minutes pause---)
<Diablo-D3> yay, everyone ignores me
<RichiH> you are sleeping
<RichiH> you don't exist any more
<RichiH> you just dream that you are in front of your box and irc
<RichiH> in truth you are being raped by giant snails
#36523 +(15)- [X]
* Topic is '#studio64: Sex. Angst. Hate. Idiocy. Socio-theological Debate. || <Sigma> topic change please || <Sigma> I'm a big homo. <Sigma> Please stick something large and meaty in my poophole. || <Sigma> Thanks'
#36528 +(201)- [X]
<Karyon> [12:10] * Quits: RainyDay (Will you remember my ass or my brain? :))
<Karyon> WELL THEY BOTH GOT A LARGE HOLE IN THEM, AND ARE BOTH FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
#36530 +(37)- [X]
<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there......
<Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "
#36536 +(26)- [X]
<fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid
<BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of a three year old
<flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?
#36538 +(150)- [X]
<fizzie> like there was this one day I took three grams of sugar and few litres of coke and some assorted lego mindstorm bits and made sense out of them
<DiamonDie> fizzie: i read "and i snorted lego mindstorm bits"
#36541 +(45)- [X]
<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.
<bool> DiamonDie, why not?
<DiamonDie> because they can't!
<bool> they did!
<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben
<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?
<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
#36543 +(353)- [X]
<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ?
<-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker!
<Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E
#36545 +(726)- [X]
* Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish.
<Charion> do you have a teenage sister?
<Charion> ok no idea then
#36549 +(697)- [X]
<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?
#36551 +(103)- [X]
<deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers
<deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working
<QuiKsiLvA> what does it do?
<QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what
<QuiKsiLvA> tell me!
#36554 +(21)- [X]
<smarti> im 18m from sydney
<smarti> any one to chat
<smarti> msg me
<Beerman> as opposed to sydney new zealand
#36557 +(219)- [X]
<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas?
<RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
#36560 +(552)- [X]
<Toad> I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus.
<Toad> And speeches about people with briefcases.
<Chris_A> Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting.
<Toad> It might've been!
<Chris_A> Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end?
<Toad> This joke is now stale.
<NapkinEater> like the cake
<Chris_A> Like the c-- bugger.
<NuttO> Was the cake stale-- FUCK.
<Chris_A> There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately.
#36563 +(154)- [X]
<RichiH> warthawg: define "date"
<RichiH> relatives dount count, btw
<warthawg> hmmm define a date
<warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive gender" no close relatives accepted, however second cousins approved after dna sampling
<RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?
#36567 +(1363)- [X]
*** KronicD (KronicD@vw-2677.bigpond.com) Quit (Exit: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's john.)
#36570 +(16)- [X]
<KaMiKrAe-Z> hahah you zoomed in on a babies nads
#36576 +(61)- [X]
<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening
<T_B2k> k :(
<x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =)
<T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)
#36578 +(479)- [X]
<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
#36582 +(27)- [X]
<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick.
<NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse.
<NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
#36584 +(42)- [X]
<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke."
<RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala."
<Relnereth> Luke and amidala?
<RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second."
<Tenek> Anakin, Rex.
<Sir_silver> HOO HA
<RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin."
<RexExitium> haha oops.
#36587 +(159)- [X]
[@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo
[@agg]: for about 5 mins
[@agg]: with my tv remote
#36588 +(337)- [X]
<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects
<Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!"
<Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?"
<Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work
#36589 +(686)- [X]
<monoxyde`> damn, irc is full of idiots
<toothpik> whos irc?
#36591 +(26)- [X]
<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time
<pagan> true dat CrdStang
#36594 +(92)- [X]
(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks
(@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in
(@Matt) echo the time in red
(TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time
(TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc>
(@Matt) its wrong
(TheOne) i think you will find its right
(@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW
#36599 +(245)- [X]
<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment.
<Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly.
<Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts."
<Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."
#36602 +(166)- [X]
<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the blackboard?
<ibor132> i hate those