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babaobuey: well, ok
babaobuey: that was like watching lemmings run off a cliff or something
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<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch:
<Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry
<ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL
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<woz> wouldn't it be great if they renamed scotland - scatland
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<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you
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(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune
(@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short
(Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note
(Vapr): after i cut it in half
(@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no staff
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<Delirium> AFK, tornado
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<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well
<mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"
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<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again
<ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian
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<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip
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<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get hit by a car
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<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.
<dalias> hahaha iretd
<dalias> did you learn that the hard way?
<iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :)
<iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.
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<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms
<abraham> your hand have an STD?
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<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress
<DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?
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MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal
MysteriousPepit0: what would you be?
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(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for appreciation of the quote.)
[22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies.
[22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at once...
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*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card
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<nzc> Speak n Spall.
<nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.)
<drwiii> obviously not.
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Mike: you don't need anything to score in college
Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest
Mike: eventually you hit a tree.
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<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
<RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt
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<_rm> xp is great
<_rm> better than fucking me or 98
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<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2
<ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series, cuz there will be idiots in it
<ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster
<ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...
<ToddBored> im serious dude
<ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into
<ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got owned
<ToddBored> i roxx at FF11
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<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG
<milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?
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<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!
<Stalker> WHERE are you going?
<kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!
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<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ
<Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you
<Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44 PM) are you from afganistan
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<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded
<timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people
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<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile'
<pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit
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<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs
<@fraggle> is it a good high
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<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...
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[+Duds] brb phonesex
[+Duds] well not really
[+Duds] depends who answers i suppose
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<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.
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<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude
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<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight
<GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?
<zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die
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<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient
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<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :)
<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??
<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?
<Andy> Hehe ;)
<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once...
<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.
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<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female??
<@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet.
<@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
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<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!
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<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions
<RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?
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<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes.
<Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head.
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<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq
<Sean> which is quite cool
<eddy> just some random iraqi? :)
<Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag
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[Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom again!
[Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma
[Daishi] fucken brb!
»» quits Daishi (firstname.lastname@example.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[Cae] I guess his bro won
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<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them
<PovRayMan> and drink
<PovRayMan> and dance
<PovRayMan> i said no
<PovRayMan> because star trek is on
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<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but
<@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS
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<Heather> penises are scary =/
<Kevyn> how so?
<Heather> they feel weird.
<Kevyn> how do they feel?
<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
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<b0at> <------------ FireHeart
<SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care
<pr0t0> <-- bonehead
<SeXaH> indeed ---^
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<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover?
<Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above
* [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming
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<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child
<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists
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<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends
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<Base2> Win2k has that feature where I can be logged in, then "suspend" or whatever, and let my girl user her account right?
<Cosmok> Base2 • thats xp
<Base2> damn it
<Floach> your girl needs her own damn computer :)
<Cosmok> who are you kidding, you dont have a gf, just a sock
<_mrG> I guess socks could use a computer, if they are the type with toes