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#34148 +(202)- [X]

<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me cry
<sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop

#34153 +(171)- [X]

<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? -> [Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home! (pid 10048)
<mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them everything is ok now.

#34154 +(1034)- [X]

<BOB_LOE> If you dog shits on the pavement you get a fine of $500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your dog shits on the pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its yours.

#34156 +(383)- [X]

*** ClayStudy is now known as Claymen
<Dingbat> ClayStudy means Clay is dong study.... so does Claymen mean Clay is doing men? :P
<Claymen> stfu Dingbat

#34157 +(21)- [X]

(Guardian_Knight): hey last female HNG I saw I suspect was a boy about 13 or so and didn't know a vulvia from a volvo

#34160 +(286)- [X]

<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for sex...
<Elly_May> what do you call it again...
<DrNick668> hahahah
<qrg> hahahha
<DrNick668> thailand

#34161 +(394)- [X]

<Nyphur>Dude, my wee sister has TITS!
<CWGerard>...
<CWGerard>...
<Nyphur>Fuck, did I just think that, or did I type it?

#34163 +(42)- [X]

<Mdk>Incest...a totally new meaning for "fun for the whole family"

#34167 +(123)- [X]

<_Nor> I can spell, I just choose not to

#34168 +(261)- [X]

<Digby> what if the man empirically measure them ? ;)
<Digby> length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;)
<_Matty> volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ??
<_Matty> wtf?
<Tig`One> "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?"
<^Dozy^> that'd be an impressive chat up line
<Guede> Brings new meaning to pump up the volume.

#34169 +(273)- [X]

* Finn apologises for her rabbit like activity
<Finn> that could be read a few ways..I mean jumping about

#34170 +(606)- [X]

defiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night

#34173 +(174)- [X]

<xhg> we're not allowed to have dogs in our condo. But judging from some of the women present at the condo meeting, I'm not  sure that bylaw is obeyed.

#34174 +(355)- [X]

<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now

#34177 +(109)- [X]

<Azif> I want a computer that i can plug into the back of my neck. That way I can have both hands free when I'm looking at  internet porn

#34178 +(356)- [X]

<Azif> Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...

#34181 +(528)- [X]

<NeonMorning> I'm scared I'm going to say something random and sound really stupid.
<Urban_Hermit> be like me - always say something stupid and it never appears random

#34182 +(539)- [X]

<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you  or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like  to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under?  i Know u want me under   ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....

#34183 +(358)- [X]

<Emmy> When I was in Helsinki, I couldn't stay at the house of a friend, because they had - well, crawly things, too
<Azif> babies?

#34184 +(185)- [X]

<BlinkingBear> 'manipulating' is a catholic term for masturbation
<flawd_> !dict manipulation
<MarvinAndroid> - 2: the action of touching with the hands or the skillful use of

#34186 +(266)- [X]

<stupidMM> A District council must have designed woman.
<stupidMM> Only a they would put a playground next to a sewage plant

#34188 +(41)- [X]

<El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does.
<El_Duderino> HUH!
<DevonCase> Fuck you.
<El_Duderino> ...
<El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life.
<Al_Koholic> Dear God!
<El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond.
<El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure my illness.
<Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and he's curing it by making you gay?

#34192 +(262)- [X]

<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?
<KArmA-> were you sleeping?
<KArmA-> is your ass sore?
<JustAGirl> no on both counts
­ LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose
<KArmA-> then no

#34196 +(208)- [X]

<Trak3r> hmm, qdb has new rules
<Trak3r> SUBMISSION RULES:
<Trak3r> 3) PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE QUOTE YOU ARE SUBMITTING, IS IT FUNNY? PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT QUOTES WITHOUT ANY MEANING OR HUMOR
<Trak3r> that third one pretty much eliminates their database thus far

#34198 +(661)- [X]

<nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I stuck my wang in the butterscotch.

#34199 +(254)- [X]

<Joel> i like legos but the red ones give me heart burn...

#34201 +(11)- [X]

<Dalener> My common thread would be a needle and some string.
<Lady_Sharlintier> damn this dog is skin hanging on a frame
<Porco-Russo> my common thread would be a Single white rose! muahahaha
<Porco-Russo> well.. with steel stems
<Porco-Russo> Jammed thorugh thier heads
<Duloth> Why steel stems?
<Duloth> WHy not just a dozen white roses stabbed through the right eye socket of each victim?
<Porco-Russo> rose stems aren't strong enough
<Lady_Sharlintier> See I knew there were things I liked about you Jack J/K
<Dalener> Why not a John Tesh cd?

#34203 +(66)- [X]

<Dalener> "Indentured Servant" is just a nice way of saying "Bitch ass slave"
<Porco-Russo> "Landscapers anyone?"
<Dalener> Did you know the Alabamaian with the most slaves was a black man who OWNED his mother?

#34207 +(32)- [X]

<Jackknife> hey you eat jesus christ Every Communion
<Jackknife> talk about Demonic Sacrifice.
<Duloth> Hmmm?
<Duloth> Only the Catholics are cannibals, Jack.
* Jerec is expanding his worldly knowledge of Cooking
<Jackknife> dave is catholic, duloth

#34209 +(-57)- [X]

<Jerec> I bent my glasses =/
<Reykemias> lol
<Jerec> I need new ones anyways
<Lady_Sharlintier> you are supposed to take them off during sex Jerec
<Jerec> What is the fun in that! then I can't see you !
<Lady_Sharlintier> what you can't see you can always feel... besides if you are seeing or feeling me it must be in your dreams cuz you are a lil far away for anything else
<Jerec> hehe
<Jerec> :P
<Lady_Sharlintier> hey only show me your tongue if you intend to use it
* Jerec takes Lady_Sharlintier into a private room
<Lady_Sharlintier> LOL
* Lady_Sharlintier stuffs Jerec back into his pod... not done yet
* Jerec sulks inside his pod
<Lady_Sharlintier> I think you need to hibernate for awhile longer :)
<Jerec> why so?
<Lady_Sharlintier> Age a few more years :)
<Duloth> Note: While hibernating, you will age more slowly than her.
<Lady_Sharlintier> yeah and when he comes out I will be on geritol
<Jerec> how about i put you  In the pod?:)
<Lady_Sharlintier> I'm strange enough without being a pod person :)
<Jerec> aww come on :D

#34211 +(28)- [X]

<Khrath> brael fucks himself in the ass cause he's thinks it would make him gay to let his boyfriend
<Brael> so true

#34215 +(199)- [X]

<Duloth> BRB, the dorm is on fire.

#34216 +(34)- [X]

* Carson_Marl looks at the remnants of the lightsaber on the floor.
<Kalista_Frenta> "I wish those damn nuthouse doctors would hurry up and show. I'm ready to get out of her."
<Kalista_Frenta> ((heheheheh. her = here))
<Carson_Marl> ((Yeah, SURE it does!))

#34220 +(95)- [X]

-!- Maxx-Gothic [Maxx_Gothi@ubju.lekc.rikn.uoap.this.chat.server] has quit [(signed off)]
<@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is Mexx-Gothic
<@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that produces o_O

#34221 +(15)- [X]

*** Armagon has quit IRC (Quit: [07:45pm] ĚDide_BotĚ I last saw Bel's ass, I think it got sold on ebay 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours 37 minutes 55 seconds ago.)

#34222 +(26)- [X]

* Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!"
* Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."

#34223 +(146)- [X]

<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD
<goat> WTF
<goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld?
<goat> no wonder they're all starving

#34224 +(123)- [X]

<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth
<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch
<RageFury> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp
<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?
<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".

#34225 +(16)- [X]

<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell
<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth
<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch
> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp
<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?
<deadkode> free till payday
<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".

#34226 +(342)- [X]

<AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more.  That means I have to be able to throw them further.

#34228 +(210)- [X]

<D3KK0N> if a woman broke in you had a little thing with and left you some panties and a card....you wouldnt be happy?
<bluewolf> er for a start i'm female

#34229 +(113)- [X]

<@Brains-Lans> women suck, thats why i love cat5, slender, sexy, doesnt annoy me.

#34231 +(319)- [X]

<signine> i walk into work wearing a hawaiian shirt, with pink hair, wearing paint-covered shoes, a server is down, stuff is happening that sucks and is causing massive fallout and my job is probably in danger
<signine> and what do i get from my coworkers?
<signine> "nice shirt, where'd you get it?"

#34232 +(657)- [X]

<dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go?
<Nyphur> What exams?....
<Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;)
<Nyphur> FUCK... Those exams....

#34238 +(148)- [X]

<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig
<SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.
<SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too

#34239 +(236)- [X]

<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so
<Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on myself in an hour
<Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now
<Dark-e> omg
<Dark-e> shit
<Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom

#34241 +(373)- [X]

<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak
<AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home
<AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation"
<AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal"
<AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son"
<AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work"
<AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ"
<AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"

#34242 +(189)- [X]

<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit
<DouXXX> oppps bowl
<Diablos> tecmo bowel
<Diablos> hahaha
<DouXXX> LMFAO!
<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT
<DouXXX> totally shitty!

#34243 +(231)- [X]

! Admiral_Justin is an equal opportunity asshole
( Admiral_Justin ) ummm
( Admiral_Justin ) that sounded soooo wrong

#34244 +(438)- [X]

<Shiningun> the day peoples faces start looking like ^_^ in real life is tha day i buy a flamethrower


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