#34016 +(109)- [X]
<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs?
<wilnixAFK> the handbook?
<halcy0n> trash can, and ebay
<razorini> lol halcy0n
<hash> why did i even bother asking
#34018 +(203)- [X]
<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker
<TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
#34025 +(305)- [X]
<rizen> accept cock
<rizen> accept, cock
#34026 +(397)- [X]
<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times
<hypo> my friend told me that
#34027 +(255)- [X]
* @andy blows his load.
* Khross eats a child.
<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
#34031 +(332)- [X]
<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position
<rizen> do you mean missionary?
<rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
#34035 +(291)- [X]
<CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
#34036 +(342)- [X]
<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus
#34037 +(255)- [X]
<rizen> huge tits are not good
<rizen> but then
<rizen> I fuck guys
<rizen> so take it as you will
#34038 +(459)- [X]
<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
#34040 +(193)- [X]
<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button.
<rizen> Envy me.
#34041 +(224)- [X]
<fenix> YOU VARNISHED PINOCHIO'S GENITALS???
#34043 +(557)- [X]
<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
#34044 +(122)- [X]
<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation.
<aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"
#34045 +(336)- [X]
<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK
<andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
#34049 +(43)- [X]
<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people.
<andy> There's plenty of room.
#34051 +(59)- [X]
<asterick> My dad sucks ass.
<andy\food> what does he suck out of asses?
<andy\food> small rodents?
#34053 +(667)- [X]
<mchem> what does less do?
<Rizen> it's like more
<Rizen> but better
<aegis> conversations about unix are funny
#34056 +(306)- [X]
<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...
<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D"
<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
#34058 +(2416)- [X]
<Nydus> hey whatsup
<Nydus> dude whats wrong with you
<Nydus> i just wanna talk
<Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are...
#34059 +(603)- [X]
<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy
<Canasian> LoL exploring?
<Canasian> Girls explore their body
<Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
#34062 +(301)- [X]
<cwd> if you use mirc in wine then i'm going to fucking kill you
#34065 +(238)- [X]
<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever
<Mepitans> and bakula made it that way
<Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek
<Mepitans> never watched that show
<Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything
<Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass
<Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.
#34066 +(406)- [X]
<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help
<Duckie5147> with what?
<SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard.
<Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen
<SenorWeird> and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar"
<SenorWeird> and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."
#34070 +(887)- [X]
<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo
<piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo]
<piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)][5m38s/192kbps/stereo]
<melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:|
<piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]
<piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]
<melvin> that's it assmunch
<melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry
* melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !!!
* melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
<melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002
<Kitsa> melvin: fuck off
#34083 +(177)- [X]
<t0ast> fuck you
<Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)
<t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F
<Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.
#34085 +(287)- [X]
<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal.
<Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx
#34086 +(254)- [X]
<mikezilla> say that again threeboy
<mikezilla> i'll do better
<mikezilla> i promise
<Threeboy> say what?
<mikezilla> that thing about having power
<mikezilla> i will comeback this time
<mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt
<mikezilla> from the pain
<Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC.
<Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today
#34087 +(238)- [X]
<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once
<Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.
<Didjital> taht game was hard as hell
<Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.
<Didjital> mario is missing = win
<Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the ball twice.
<Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.
#34089 +(376)- [X]
<*kraken> my mom sent me an email
<*kraken> and in it at one point she said
<*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the internet...ever thought of placing one?"
<*kraken> THANKS MOM!
#34090 +(211)- [X]
<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball?
<katester> mom to kid: "i should have swallowed"
<tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once
<tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera
<tyler> by some other guy's junk too
<mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know
<PaddyBoy> I'm not,
<PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :)
<tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties
<tylerox> he got kissed
<tylerox> what is he complaining about
<sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,.
<mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then
<tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful
<tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really
<tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything
<PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck.
<LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk.
<tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco
<sureshot> haha. christ.
#34094 +(1011)- [X]
<AtnNn> <me> asl? <her> 20/f/uk u?
#34095 +(57)- [X]
<webhax> ipfw deny dildo from any to me
#34096 +(188)- [X]
* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance
#34098 +(153)- [X]
<infra> read the freebsd handbook
<infra> then read it again
<phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself
#34099 +(272)- [X]
<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol.
<WoodenPlank> hes good angry music
<WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are fucking sheep more than anyone else on the planet
<WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic
#34100 +(162)- [X]
<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first step to getting caught mastrubation
#34103 +(1215)- [X]
*** V is now known as MissScarlet
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Quits: MissScarlet (email@example.com) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
#34107 +(187)- [X]
<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards.
<Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards
<BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards! I got a computer right next to my gravedigging shovel!
#34110 +(194)- [X]
Cursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt
RokChik: stop breathing so much
#34113 +(355)- [X]
<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on)
<Lath> Er, no
<DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?"
<IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.
#34115 +(213)- [X]
<Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!!
<L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay?
<Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and have my kid...hell fuckin no
<L0ne_W0lf> why not
<Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit
<L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it
#34116 +(238)- [X]
<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut this program down every now and then
<delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time?
<Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer
#34117 +(198)- [X]
<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the right place
<RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in the trash
#34118 +(22)- [X]
<treepop> ok fire alarm is over
<treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!!
<treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???
#34123 +(163)- [X]
<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white strips™ you find three complete strangers, and give them oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your mouth"
#34124 +(460)- [X]
<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is funny
<R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that his shoes untied
<R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him over
#34131 +(73)- [X]
<PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave
<PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day
#34139 +(430)- [X]
<Tarrant> the condom pack says
<Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."
#34146 +(35)- [X]
<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian
<sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the mouth of a canadian