#33725 +(229)- [X]
<_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #gunclub and #goths
#33726 +(350)- [X]
<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.
<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."
#33729 +(29)- [X]
<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz
<@PookaIN> that's where it is
#33734 +(248)- [X]
<@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight
<@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON?
#33735 +(567)- [X]
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
#33736 +(105)- [X]
<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover
<@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
#33739 +(180)- [X]
<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now
<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?
#33740 +(96)- [X]
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#33741 +(228)- [X]
<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1
<Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft"
<Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else
#33746 +(22)- [X]
<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")
#33747 +(103)- [X]
<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry
<@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
#33748 +(23)- [X]
<@Pooka158> *** Topic is '!Newshows | !Rules'
#33750 +(316)- [X]
<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die
<@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating
#33761 +(30)- [X]
<evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK
<evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!
#33763 +(40)- [X]
<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying
#33766 +(73)- [X]
<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?
#33770 +(534)- [X]
<lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.
#33773 +(948)- [X]
*** ^TheTruth^ has joined #catholic
<Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom?
#33775 +(353)- [X]
<TheMadHatter> I eat heads.
<Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating...
<Devilution> but keep trying.
<TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads!
<Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!
#33778 +(194)- [X]
<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too.
<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
<Hatamoto> ... thank you.
<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
#33783 +(312)- [X]
<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere
<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand
<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
#33784 +(182)- [X]
*** Joins: ph30tu5 (~firstname.lastname@example.org)
*** Joins: ReadingZu (~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com)
<ReadingZu> oh... wait
<ReadingZu> hey wait
<ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her
*** c-rOCK sets mode: +b *!~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com
*** ReadingZu was kicked by c-rOCK (banned.)
#33786 +(191)- [X]
<ericmm13> yr azz si mine
<hoser-work> oh my.
<hoser-work> Strange. There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13"
<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
#33787 +(36)- [X]
<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls
#33795 +(190)- [X]
<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P
<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
#33797 +(33)- [X]
<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool
<greenl1284> arise hellfire
<greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer
#33799 +(222)- [X]
<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6?
<mirabile> lol toaster
<mirabile> you know them :)
<RichiH> you just wait...
<RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines
<Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it."
* RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code
<zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand
<RichiH> or it could punch the toast
#33800 +(123)- [X]
<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues
* RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends"
<Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez.
<RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr"
#33801 +(355)- [X]
* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...
<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?
<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him
<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
#33802 +(213)- [X]
<eng> someone will *always* have it better
<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out.
#33803 +(268)- [X]
<Ice9> ether is fun....
<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity
#33810 +(124)- [X]
<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez
#33812 +(10)- [X]
<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation
<Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation
<Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
#33814 +(225)- [X]
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
#33815 +(454)- [X]
<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D
<Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX"
<Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
#33816 +(249)- [X]
<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women
<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?
#33821 +(168)- [X]
<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...
<deTwisj> So true...
-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? --
#33827 +(99)- [X]
-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
#33828 +(-94)- [X]
<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast
<endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast
#33832 +(212)- [X]
<active1> how to become a bot ???
<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself
<active1> it is so easy :))))
<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
#33834 +(24)- [X]
<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro?
<Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up?
*Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
#33835 +(224)- [X]
<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old
<jstepka-w> i know
<jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life
<jstepka-w> two bitches at once
<jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
#33837 +(248)- [X]
<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards
<The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!!
<Chucklez> this coming from you, bob?
<The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there
<The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
#33838 +(307)- [X]
<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes
<@temptah> eat less corn
<@temptah> and more fiber
<@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
#33841 +(-15)- [X]
<c-rOCK> this is great
<chikster> whats that one quote
<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
#33845 +(-9)- [X]
<rel> well some random guy msg's me
<rel> im assuming its you
<rel> so rufk off
<rel> oh shit
<rel> wrong channel heh
#33846 +(263)- [X]
Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot
RokChik7: what'd he do now?
#33847 +(207)- [X]
BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him
BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick.
BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
#33848 +(177)- [X]
edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall
edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him
BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
#33852 +(424)- [X]
<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard
<@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical
<@FKnight> no custom