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(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#1092 +(877)- [X]
<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself
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<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
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<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
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[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine.
[D1] when everyone was playing for pogs
[D1] I put down my slammer
[D1] and it started a huge trend
[D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers
[Guilty] You put it on the pile?
[Guilty] Thats just stupid
[D1] I was a high roller.
(McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics?
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<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
#1101 +(702)- [X]
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001?
[Guilty] When did that come out
#1103 +(350)- [X]
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
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<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
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* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
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<MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
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<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P
<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
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<@D1> OMG! MOM?
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<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop
<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling
<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner
<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
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<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY
#1119 +(833)- [X]
<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it
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(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous"
(pervert_) not cuz im gay
(pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked
(pervert_) wait....that sounds bad
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<SYch0> maybe in your dreams
<SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me
<MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc
<SYch0> which is never :|
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<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard?
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<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you
<`Tag> and it shows
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~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
(letty) or an ingrown toenail
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<homerj> a robot on Futurama
<homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?"
<homerj> because it always locks up
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<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick
<timmo> i was talking to in the record store
<McMoo> the imaginary one?
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<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT
<notgoth> i shot cum in my eye
<notgoth> fuck that burns
<notgoth> i was jerking off
<notgoth> and damn!
<enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?
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* SYch0 has a great family
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
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[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too?
#1142 +(572)- [X]
<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?"
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<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is:
<MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<MadHatter> that's great
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<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats.
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<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound
of a hard drive spinning down
#1149 +(411)- [X]
<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father".....
#1151 +(714)- [X]
<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies
<th0m> no, that's *cock*
#1152 +(527)- [X]
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an
asshole's bank account
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(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
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<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station
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<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline
<Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there
<Viscant> thanks dr. drew!
<ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok
<ise> ew thin white worms?
<ise> WTF are those
<ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing...
<ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house
<Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month"
<Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap
<Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?"
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<maff> 84 of 127 emails...
<|Chris> god damn
<|Chris> aren't you popular
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<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water
<DeadPan> then just tried to push em over
<DeadPan> and laugh as they drown
<th15> theyd call you a wuss :)
<DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :)
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(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you
#1169 +(513)- [X]
(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
(konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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loofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++)
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<Loser> i just got an idea
<Loser> i bet noone's done this before
<Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle
<Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it
<AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about
<ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it.
<ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge
<ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.
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(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson"
#1177 +(-287)- [X]
<gecko^> shit my firewall is flashing like a niggers eyes on foodstamp day
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<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix?
<yaragn> with those green lines of flying text?
<yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl
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Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...
loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
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(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten
(notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him
(notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum
(notME) i watched it
(notME) i wasn't going to spank him
(notME) d00d no
(notME) i turned around
(notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass
(notME) i didn't want to spank him
(notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster
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<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
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(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P
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<Guilty> You see
<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"
<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"