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#26985 +(130)- [X]

-=  fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-=   x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-=   x1bncwn] :P

#26987 +(198)- [X]

<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.
<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!

#26988 +(349)- [X]

<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok

#26989 +(977)- [X]

<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.
<Fleebis> Was it JPEG?

#26994 +(697)- [X]

<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking off to the girls in playboy
<Ronwe> sean: you've jerked off to a barbie doll?
<iTM> wtf
<Ronwe> that' just pathetic
<sean> yes, many MANY times
<Ronwe> I mean, I've done it to Charsi's ass in D2.. but never to a barbie doll
<Ronwe> and it was only once... too lazy to go find some decent porn to smack to
<Astro> lol
<iTM> Charsi's ass?
<Ronwe> yeah... it's tight and firm
<Ronwe> I'm not going to explain any more
<Ronwe> I'm already afraid of this making it to bash

#26995 +(900)- [X]

<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me

#26996 +(653)- [X]

* nephlite is listening to korean pop
<Anwar> is it about starcraft?
<nephlite> probably

#26999 +(34)- [X]

<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like
<+MaNiAk> webcams
<+MaNiAk> since she has win95
<+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam?
<+Munkey> lol
<+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough*
<@Magus> eww
<+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off

#27025 +(545)- [X]

<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

#27028 +(211)- [X]

<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs?  The terrorists have won!
<Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.
<Everdraed> Exactly Luna
* Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs
<Skyday> :OP!!!!!!

#27111 +(880)- [X]

<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"?
<Ronwe> wtf is bash
<viro|away> http://www.bash.org
* Ronwe goes
<Ronwe> oh fuck.

#27168 +(465)- [X]

<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
* PERL_ZEALOT has been kicked by PERL_ZEALOT (cock in mouth)
* PERL_ZEALOT (~perlzeal@d-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.dynamic.umr.edu) has joined #xxxxxxxx
* ChanServ sets mode +o PERL_ZEALOT
<PERL_ZEALOT> whoops XD
<PERL_ZEALOT> Stupid auto-complete

#27181 +(194)- [X]

<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water

#27232 +(3)- [X]

<crnk>  I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I DON'T LOOK AT PORN
<crnk>  BUT I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I CAN'T NUT

#27238 +(297)- [X]

<Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail
<Boogaleeboo> Eh.
<Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me
<Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's really a blow to the ego for three seconds
<Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the fuck I am"
<Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans
<Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and it's making me impotent

#27275 +(221)- [X]

<kisama> these penguin mints are weak
<Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines
<Guilty> No weak caffeine mints

#27289 +(211)- [X]

(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room
(timmo) and woke up
(timmo) and they were fucking whacking
[Gimdb] i'd finish them off

#27306 +(364)- [X]

(timmo) her boobies are fake
(timmo) ;[
[nyisles] hmm
[nyisles] are they photoshopped
[nyisles] ?
[Guilty] No
[Guilty] They're implants

#27312 +(1189)- [X]

* Xian just heard a loud bang out side
<Xian> OMG
<Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car!
<Valv|tuba> WHAT?
<Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?

#27386 +(962)- [X]

<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite
<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy
<gortho> we're happy for you
<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries
<psmylie> what?!?
<psmylie> ...
<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?

#27388 +(-17)- [X]

<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar
<SmMeTh> heh
<Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar
<brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only manifests mental problems as a symptom
<soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo?
<NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO
<Eightba||> lol
<soup> lolo nate
<soup> you are to witty for your own good

#27406 +(223)- [X]

* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school
<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school

#27421 +(283)- [X]

<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)

#27427 +(62)- [X]

<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work
<Phucker> You mean masturbation?
<weed> i havn't done that in a while
<weed> i must be gettin old
<Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday
<Phucker> So I'm good
<weed> 6 times?!
<Phucker> Yeah
<weed> you must be 'chapped'

#27433 +(347)- [X]

TC3743: My laptop is ghetto.
sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like 'bling bling'?
TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the toaster to the coffee machine =/
sgtpudding: LOL
sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater" right now
TC3743: lol
TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...

#27436 +(151)- [X]

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no?
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ?
Eric3934: no
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks

#27437 +(166)- [X]

<Bitstorm> i like that "Dead bodies in the trunk" air freshener

#27438 +(207)- [X]

<synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain
<synjaWrk> $300/year
<synjaWrk> daamn
<sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ?
<synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one
<synjaWrk> :)

#27440 +(599)- [X]

<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking?
<MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder
<Wonderboy> what you're coding?
<MastaB> Hack tools.

#27441 +(299)- [X]

(|Robot|Bender): Kronos, so angry. So mad. so full of hate. Have a salad, a lite beer and take a nap.
(jot): salad, lite beer? you want to make him happy, not gay

#27443 +(321)- [X]

<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration"

#27444 +(265)- [X]

<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH
<Nicklon> ·Aximili· => puberty

#27447 +(389)- [X]

<Aximili> aha Kids' Jeopardy is like Celebrity Jeopardy except they know the answers

#27452 +(293)- [X]

<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in order to manage my time

#27455 +(61)- [X]

<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN

#27460 +(206)- [X]

<Markie> i dont hate dido, i just don't think she's got a particually great voice
<Woody> she sounds better than mendy in the shower and thats good enough for me ;)
<Markie> how do u know what he sounds like in the shower ?!
<Mendez> I'm very quiet in the shower I'll have you know... you have to be otherwise they hear you coming up behind them as they bend down to get the soap...

#27462 +(76)- [X]

<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p
<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.

#27466 +(432)- [X]

(@Xolution): what is this "social" you speak of?
(moriarty): it's like IRC, but with touching

#27467 +(365)- [X]

<Lilmuckers> i watched this great program about gays getting murdered
<crt2k> ...
<Lilmuckers> well, 
<Lilmuckers> gay people being persecuted
<IUG> ...
<Lilmuckers> damnit
<Lilmuckers> i'm not making this sound good am i?

#27474 +(409)- [X]

<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD
<Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy?
<Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT
<Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH
<Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP
<Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DAMN CEILING
<Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD GIRLS BE FOR
<Funk> Masturbating over.

#27477 +(232)- [X]

* Joins: Julie_ (~warez@63.243.0.98)
Julie_ is ~warez@63.243.0.98 * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc *
<jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix.
<jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size
<Julie_> ha
<jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form

#27478 +(42)- [X]

<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I run ICQ in there ?

#27481 +(37)- [X]

<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once
<freeweed> it really fucks things up

#27483 +(644)- [X]

<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like marioland
<bri> :
<kitten> heh
<bri> i hum the theme music
<bri> and jump on bushes
<bri> but then i get all cut up
<bri> :

#27484 +(147)- [X]

<bri> 12
<bri> er
<bri> 22
<napalm_> sweet...
<napalm_> oh
<bri> either way
<napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score.
<napalm_> lol
<bri> im not gonna ask
<napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.

#27485 +(74)- [X]

<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down?  was it shut down?
<ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive

#27489 +(163)- [X]

<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn

#27491 +(366)- [X]

<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison, on probation, or on parole.
<@Riffraff> COOL!
<+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.

#27494 +(115)- [X]

< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!
< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds
< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram
< cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?
< cristib> that's deep

#27510 +(162)- [X]

<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1
<@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick
<@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.


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