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#25483 +(546)- [X]

<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked
<BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet

#25502 +(356)- [X]

<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea
<dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware
<dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware
<dalias> ?
<dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth
<dalias> hahaha
<dalias> dude, go get some
<dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster
<dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing
<dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession
<dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip
<dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second
<auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet

#25503 +(1172)- [X]

<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world.
<infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.

#25510 +(224)- [X]

<dive> hey
<dive> i got something we can debate
<dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft
<dive> i honestly am not sure.
<zan> heh
<zan> microsoft is
<dive> yeah
<zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still

#25511 +(1384)- [X]

<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex.
<Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.

#25544 +(199)- [X]

<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now
<The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??

#25572 +(53)- [X]

<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...

#25574 +(370)- [X]

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack

#25703 +(188)- [X]

<Sphinx0r> i know shit but some shit is still unclear to me

#25778 +(531)- [X]

<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> weirdo.

#25986 +(182)- [X]

<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns'
<DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense
<DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS
<DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged
<DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server

#26135 +(128)- [X]

<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is?
<@Haggis> about 6"

#26164 +(1221)- [X]

<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?

#26195 +(261)- [X]

<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."

#26208 +(109)- [X]

<kuro> dork? whale penis?
<timmo> we have some in the fridge

#26234 +(446)- [X]

<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar..
<Camus> dog*

#26242 +(169)- [X]

<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/
<Xisor> fu robo u aint
<RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am
<The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most
<RoboJoe> i'm never idle
<RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon
<Xisor> I see
<RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you!
<The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life

#26282 +(268)- [X]

<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac?
<Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??

#26283 +(247)- [X]

<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with
<Masa> very unsatisfactory
<Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh.
<Kevyn> I was too young to know better.
<Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much
<Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose.
<waffle> you're quite the enlightened male
<Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it.
<Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids.
<Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.

#26286 +(475)- [X]

<Echo5ive> I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I canít type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.

#26290 +(43)- [X]

<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds!
<tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him
<Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.

#26296 +(120)- [X]

<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?

#26307 +(450)- [X]

<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x
<Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%

#26312 +(377)- [X]

<@skold> im still happy with my tbird
<@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money
<@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron
<Flux> where?
<Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's
<@skold> wtf did that come from :P

#26335 +(1011)- [X]

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<Fleebis> finland is crashing

#26337 +(563)- [X]

<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
<durt> yes of course
<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)

#26349 +(4)- [X]

madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P
<LordCrey> :)
<Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me
<Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave
<Gh0stFac3> ;)
<madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P
<Gh0stFac3> haha
<Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them

#26357 +(271)- [X]

*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'
(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs
(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?
(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.
(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.

#26369 +(3561)- [X]

<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect

#26371 +(45)- [X]

<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette
<Page> hahaha
<flash67> bah
* azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]

#26383 +(79)- [X]

<Magus`> XP style
<zinguvok> XP gay stylin'
<Magus`> incorrect
<zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica
<Magus`> incorrect
<zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it...
<zinguvok> you're still a faggot

#26387 +(319)- [X]

[@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
[@Jimlad] uhm ok
[@Jimlad] you didn't see that.
ļ @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard

#26397 +(564)- [X]

<Sir_Robin> warning:  there are some inbred fucks in the USA.
<Sir_Robin> even bigger warning:  they're allowed to vote.
<Sir_Robin> worse yet:  they tend to vote for each other.

#26452 +(337)- [X]

<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would  be in a shit load of trouble"

#26494 +(519)- [X]

<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet
<Akira> oh
<Akira> can I watch your meat?
<cruisinxx7> ...
<cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead

#26516 +(378)- [X]

<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?

#26524 +(197)- [X]

<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid
<Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships

#26534 +(520)- [X]

<TobyToby> you know what's great
<TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer
<TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into
<TobyToby> a black rapper
<TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson

#26541 +(123)- [X]

<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19
<DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious"
<argent> Blackalicious is pretty good
<DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band?
<argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.

#26543 +(74)- [X]

< Rubicant> sorry...its been a strange week
< ShellGh0st> -week +life

#26562 +(359)- [X]

<kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules
<nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college
<nyisles> i could never have a roommate
<nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward
<Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower
<Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness
<Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend
<nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD!
<DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron?
<Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone
<nyisles> it would be to me
<Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick
<kisama> hmm
<kisama> on mondays, wednesdays
<kisama> and fridays
<kisama> i can wack it
<kuro> i won 't be anywhere around
<kuro> i 'll be in class
<kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home
<Guilty> Snow is so honest
<Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class"
<kuro> i won't come back early

#26563 +(318)- [X]

<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime?
<LStranger> Sorta.
<Squall^> then go fuck her up
<LStranger> I'd like to.
<LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet.
<Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape

#26575 +(327)- [X]

<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the
+human population :D
<Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?

#26579 +(413)- [X]

<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep?
<DeVante`> No...
<DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others.
* Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout
<DeVante`> Er..
<DeVante`> I mean..
<DeVante`> Yes...
<DeVante`> Litestep shell.
<DeVante`> That's us!

#26581 +(686)- [X]

<jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third?
<R0y2> yeah
<R0y2> when i cum in you
<R0y2> i feel the law is broken
<R0y2> you are twelve years old
<jayo> haha
<R0y2> ^_^

#26582 +(551)- [X]

<saint_> i should masturbate
<saint_> but like
<saint_> my sister lives with me
<Agent_069> hahaha
<Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P

#26586 +(573)- [X]

Kid1: What are you, illiterate?
Teacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people.
Kid2: Yea, we write about them.

#26590 +(733)- [X]

<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today.
<Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online...
<Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK

#26597 +(285)- [X]

<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore.
<matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow.
<iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?

#26602 +(613)- [X]

<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
<+gabu> yes
<+gabu> but you're from australia
<+gabu> you sleep during the day
<+gabu> don't you ?

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