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#22253 +(486)- [X]

<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN
<GuyIncognito> It's delicious.  Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area.
<GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!"
<AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?

#22256 +(360)- [X]

<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.

#22260 +(134)- [X]

<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik
<Atreides> stupid gms..
<[Blitzkrieg]> lol
<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?
<Atreides> yep

#22281 +(140)- [X]

<Oz> Psionic?
<Oz> oh my god
<Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles?

#22290 +(663)- [X]

<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?
*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.)

#22295 +(226)- [X]

<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?
<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman
<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.
<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.

#22298 +(737)- [X]

<Mojojojo> omg
<Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor
<Sureshot> yours?

#22301 +(584)- [X]

<maddox> You know what I hate?  Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings.  Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that."  Yeah?  Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp
<professor> hahaha.
<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."
<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't.  You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.

#22334 +(13)- [X]

<drdink> do it again and i'll have your dick surgically shoved up your ass

#22338 +(198)- [X]

<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather
<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?

#22339 +(169)- [X]

<Moo|TH> hi tyr
<Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo
<Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?
<Moo|TH> erm
<Moo|TH> well
<Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman
<Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again
<Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me
<Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?

#22342 +(434)- [X]

<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row

#22352 +(411)- [X]

<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion.

#22362 +(130)- [X]

<TECHNOBOY> hý...a s?
<Para||e|> What?!
<TECHNOBOY> speak englýsh*

#22366 +(404)- [X]

* ClusteR- is away [log: on]
<Icecream> What script are you using?
<ClusteR-> huh?
<ClusteR-> I don't use any script
<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what?
<ClusteR-> yeah...

#22372 +(255)- [X]

*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies
<_Kenny> who kicked me

#22378 +(38)- [X]

<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?

#22380 +(357)- [X]

<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?
<Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit
<ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.
<Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it
<ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.
<Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??
<ZeroContent> who?

#22381 +(174)- [X]

<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line:
<_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus Found!)
<razzi> why ?
<_tARG0N> damn i test it
<_tARG0N> and my win crashed
<_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH Virus Found!

#22386 +(155)- [X]

(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits

#22387 +(288)- [X]

<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago

#22389 +(915)- [X]

<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower
<DEZM> uhhhh
<DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that
<sortof> i tape up my knob real good
<sortof> to keep it down
<DEZM> uhhhhhhhh
<sortof> noo on the shower
<sortof> the drain wont stay closed

#22393 +(132)- [X]

(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2
(cubeman) I just found it
(cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava
(cubeman) you kill a few then...
(cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance
(BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava? I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with it?
(cubeman) ummmm
(cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses

#22398 +(-65)- [X]

<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in their heads very well :)

#22409 +(1110)- [X]

* TheRiff bricks _404notfound
* _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff.
* TheRiff makes a ! barrier
* _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &.
* TheRiff traps the & inside a #
* _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #.
* TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his weapons
* _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs a Glock.

#22413 +(241)- [X]

<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any
<phats> heh
<phats> mail that is

#22417 +(176)- [X]

origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder of knowledge up a mountain of reps today
origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty
GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day
GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung
GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility

#22419 +(748)- [X]

<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?

#22420 +(77)- [X]

digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.

#22426 +(175)- [X]

<j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it would take a hour to say it

#22429 +(142)- [X]

<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.

#22430 +(340)- [X]

<ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle, can't even make a sadwich or something?
<BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p

#22431 +(655)- [X]

<halo@home> i LOVE childrens books
<halo@home> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
<Ronak> i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints before...
<halo@home> WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!
<Para@Work> "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by Genichiro Yagyu
<halo@home> "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu
<halo@home> "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu
<chawk> "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
<Ronak> 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
<Chro> "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all friends by Genichrio Yagyu
<chawk> LOL Chro

#22438 +(222)- [X]

<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING!

#22443 +(358)- [X]

<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it

#22450 +(115)- [X]

<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea

#22454 +(528)- [X]

{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies.

#22459 +(640)- [X]

<Chucklez|afk> sweet merciful jeesus
<Chucklez|afk> smells like melting plastic in my room
<Ranged> you called?
<Chucklez|afk> I said sweet merciful jesus... not hey dumb little punk bitch
<Ranged> oh
<Ranged> my bad

#22466 +(297)- [X]

<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?
<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke?

#22471 +(161)- [X]

[15:30:32] ------- <miro> anyone remember the dot com explosion ads? "congratulations, you are 7662786493's visitor to this site, click this space to close this window and claim your prize

[15:30:54] ------ <Magus> "If this is flashing, you've won!"
[15:30:54] ---- <cortana> miro: if this banner is flashing you are a WINNER!
[15:30:54] ------ <Kurin> "If this is flashing, you're a winner!"

#22475 +(212)- [X]

<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour hood hacker.
••• (s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls)

#22479 +(189)- [X]

<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
*** ChanServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net)
*** HelpServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net)

#22483 +(-1)- [X]

<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv
<Boko> no way
<Boko> that guy fucking rox

#22487 +(172)- [X]

<Tovart > I have high standarts. I want to be like janet reno.
<Locke|Away > K, lie down and let someone beat your face with a stick for an hour.

#22489 +(1321)- [X]

<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me

#22493 +(284)- [X]

<Tovart > I have alot of people in my aim thingy
<Neris|ffx > you professional thing you =P
<Tovart > neris stop laughing I use windows 98 MOUSE EDITION'
<Tovart > where i use a mouse
<Tovart > i could hack u so bad your ancestors house would burst into flames

#22496 +(168)- [X]

<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal.

#22497 +(28)- [X]

<Haru> Shinji! Do you like Black Cock?
<Solacido> Kyou: Three words for you: Oven - fresh - pizzas
<Solacido > That's right kids, that peperoni, isn't what you thought it was
<Spank > i thought it tasted like soul food

#22503 +(341)- [X]

<alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can lose 21 lbs in 7 days
<alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday!
<cevik> alis:  I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of penis
<@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute.
<alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners
<Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip girls holes apart.
<@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really.
<Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me.
<Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial.
<Taerkar> Along with the rich African families.
<Taerkar> who need help with their money

#22517 +(560)- [X]

*** Now talking in #jesus
<God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.
<God> Ive created the universe..
<God> It was a mistake
<God> I didnt really like it from the beginning..
<God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.
<God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
<God> ta.
*** Parts: God

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