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#22093 +(182)- [X]

<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg
<supreemball> that sucks poosh
<supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it

#22094 +(1410)- [X]

<g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

#22095 +(252)- [X]

•shaggy• I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem

#22096 +(476)- [X]

<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!

#22098 +(30)- [X]

<supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution

#22106 +(512)- [X]

<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"

#22107 +(199)- [X]

<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay
<supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls

#22109 +(101)- [X]

*** Now talking in #anime
*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
* Kurin looks at the topic
<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin

#22112 +(1866)- [X]

<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!!
<Formin> o great =( what happened?
<Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of
<Formin> hahaha o god
<Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other.
<Formin> lmao

#22118 +(243)- [X]

<Mr_Bandit> its LMAO not imo

#22121 +(150)- [X]

<Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot
<Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit
<Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out

#22123 +(173)- [X]

<Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now

#22124 +(222)- [X]

<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure

#22127 +(193)- [X]

<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago
<Preacher> i'm fecking livid
<Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :(
<Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat
<Mousey> go sell his guitar preach
<Preacher> it's my fecking guitar

#22130 +(455)- [X]

<st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK FUCK...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort

#22132 +(1096)- [X]

<poke> i'm not afraid of flying.
<poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying.

#22135 +(28)- [X]

<kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete:  The dominating-set problem:  given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S?
<Oax> exactly k nodes
<kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no?
<Oax> no
<Oax> it's monotone
<kentyman> like my prof

#22149 +(22)- [X]

<Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them

#22152 +(351)- [X]

<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;)
<liss> i dont think those places have mottos
<liss> it isnt mcdonalds
<skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'

#22154 +(224)- [X]

<@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle
<skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle
<@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's

#22158 +(123)- [X]

<Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine
<Eclipse> that stuff is horrible
<skold> 'ear wax flavor'
<Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it
<Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine

#22159 +(181)- [X]

<skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream
<skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute

#22160 +(425)- [X]

<jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll
<jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself"
<@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself?
<@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up?
<@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself

#22161 +(64)- [X]

<xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse

#22170 +(230)- [X]

o0zeman: brb, need fluids.
haq: coincidentally, I have to pee.
haq: let's get together and have a double-blind mountain dew taste test
o0zeman: haha

#22172 +(363)- [X]

<sluggy> my essay kinda sucks, its not long enough
<Stooert> talk about fight club
<sluggy> Both Caesar and Brutus had good intentions and good qualities about them. However, they both contained flaws that led to their downfall, thus making them both "tragic heroes" in the Shakespearian sense. Self improvement is masturbation, and you are not your fucking Khakis.

#22174 +(433)- [X]

<Stooert> asian girls with big boobs rule
<RedXIII> they do
<Stooert> cuz its just so rare
<RedXIII> like a clown with a phd

#22177 +(209)- [X]

<RedXIII> I'm thinking of becoming a health inspector :o
<RedXIII> "there's a 20 in this for you if you let that whole cockroach thing slide"
<RedXIII> "vishbar, you drive a hard bargain"

#22178 +(11)- [X]

<sluggy> i need a pen
<cyan> dont you have one in your pants?
<Stooert> that sucked
<cyan> im bored
<sluggy> dont you have a bored in your pants?
<sluggy> AHAHAHAH

#22183 +(667)- [X]

<RedXIII> anal with jennifer lopez would be like basketball with michael jordan... or bible study with jesus

#22184 +(-141)- [X]

<Stooert> thats funnier than a retarded jew eating a potato pancake

#22186 +(915)- [X]

<BadMojo> when I finally have kids, I'm going to constantly tell them "i fucked your mom"

#22188 +(397)- [X]

<iKon> it's like they took my buying habits and offered me the exact opposite of everything i've ever purchased
<Queued-S> What, they're offering you heterosexual literature without pictures?

#22189 +(122)- [X]

<My3blKa> bizee go get your vacum and imagination.
<andro> I've heards its bad to do that w/ a vacuum
<supreemball> it hurts

#22192 +(144)- [X]

<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to the decision that my User ID was being used to view pornographic material"
<Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to access porno :)
<Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx
<Thrash123> Yeah

#22193 +(107)- [X]

<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boobies?
<@axxessdenied> no
<@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal
<@axxessdenied> ...i hope
<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boners?
<@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!!
<+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that

#22199 +(27)- [X]

<poaw> Man, I remember seeing them live in concert, and they were wearing these really short shorts.....
<poaw> ...and some of Lance's ball sweat landed on my tongue. That was the defining moment in my life.

#22202 +(2637)- [X]

The_Fur: where do i fail again?
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.
BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.
BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman
BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live
BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere

#22204 +(161)- [X]

* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little Richard - Together Forever.

#22206 +(-171)- [X]

<BeerLuver> My name is Osama....I sleep with a llama.....I masterbate with AK, lubing it up with my jizz is OK...macking the taliban, hoes suckin me off man....camels be bumpin, from my mad ass jihad humpin....w3rD biaaaaaaatch

#22209 +(226)- [X]


#22211 +(324)- [X]

<Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read it PLZ!
<axxessdenied> wow
<axxessdenied> whee
<axxessdenied> your password

#22213 +(628)- [X]

<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff
<JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs!
<Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad"
<JeyK> haha
<SamBecket> lol
<JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son"
<Stingray_> lol
<Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker
<Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off
<JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot
<Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!"

#22225 +(126)- [X]

<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas, isnt that illegal or something?

#22228 +(595)- [X]

<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16..

#22230 +(118)- [X]

<the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long?  there is a + by my name  am i going to be kicked soon?

#22231 +(282)- [X]

<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html
<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
<AirsickMoth> some american.

#22233 +(1288)- [X]

<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take over the channel?
<|TheRaR|> no, you only need to op the bot
<mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck.

#22240 +(203)- [X]

<TMT> I have my gf keep me warm in the winter. ^_^
<Y|yukichigai> Sigh.... all I have are cats
<prophecy> all I have is a tiger blanket -.-
<TMT> crazy cat person! Run!
<TMT> jk
<prophecy> =p
<prophecy> truth be told, I am a furry. *hides, expecting to be lynched*
<Y|yukichigai> I'm a furry too.  It's just that most people don't find it attractive when you keep getting your velcro watchband caught on your ass

#22245 +(399)- [X]

<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<Quintus> let me get this straight
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<Quintus> if i understand you correctly
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY
<Quintus> two words, two syllables, sounds like..

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