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#21441 +(169)- [X]

<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting rainbow colored girly things.

#21455 +(185)- [X]

<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat.
<Chikster> LoL
<Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that.
<BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though
<nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex with a goat...
<Chikster> well..true
<Chikster> but someday
<BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around, fucking all sorts of animals
<BadCaleb> but not mine..

#21516 +(13063)- [X]

<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point

#21521 +(312)- [X]

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<

#21667 +(244)- [X]

<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some pictures for my website

#21668 +(155)- [X]

<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him

#21680 +(565)- [X]

<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports
<c00l_zero> what for??
<ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in case...
<ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one...
*** ic3m4n has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer.)
*** ic3m4n has joined #cad
<ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...

#21699 +(451)- [X]

<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific byte?
<0dan0> no
<0dan0> unless you are using a "computer"
<0dan0> then it can be done

#21713 +(295)- [X]

<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face

#21722 +(456)- [X]

<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue?
<Anima-> prism
<@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** ** ******* **** *** ***** *******
<Anima-> :(
<Anima-> haha
<infinitySPZ> ..........
<Serimestari> yyyyyeah.......
<infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into trivia

#21725 +(16)- [X]

<@GameBot> 206. What is the name of the most southerly village in mainland Britain?
<Serimestari> scottland

#21732 +(424)- [X]

* Zibzib hees. "go tahoe" -> "gotahoe.com" <-- Worst URL Faux Pas Ever

#21742 +(460)- [X]

<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back seat of a car*
<Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none

#21756 +(425)- [X]

<Stiffler> How's it going.
<FlyNavy> eh
<FlyNavy> been better
<FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke...
<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:
<FlyNavy> a job
<FlyNavy> a car
<FlyNavy> money
<FlyNavy> weed
<FlyNavy> or pussy
<Stiffler> So basically...
<Stiffler> It's all the same.
<Stiffler> ROFL
<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money to buy weed
<FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get pussy
<Stiffler> Indeed
<FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job
<FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car
<FlyNavy> and for that I need money
<Stiffler> But you see, you first need the pussy to get the weed to get the money to get the car to the job..
<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed
<FlyNavy> :D
<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job
<Stiffler> Indeed

#21761 +(167)- [X]

<JesusGink> ;D
<JesusGink> er
<JesusGink> :D
<JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same time
<tabbyfoo> lol

#21768 +(369)- [X]

<RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address
<RageRules> That's cool
<%mrWoot> hack me?
<RageRules> Why not?
<%mrWoot> how dare you
<RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't
<POLKA> rage, ill give you 1
<POLKA> because you cant

#21778 +(763)- [X]

votewithabullet8: so whats up?
votewithabullet8: today better than yestderday?
cochese04: not really
cochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk
cochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant
cochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment

#21781 +(470)- [X]

<worldspawn> <-- so gay
<worldspawn> FUCK
<worldspawn> wait

#21782 +(45)- [X]

<Wingar> so what now
<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it
<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on

#21783 +(174)- [X]

<isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my computer
<isajeep> an dI missed the call
<NickBlasta> what was it about?
<isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic
<isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable inside my comp to get better reception
<RatBreath> sweeeet
<benutne> thats horrible
<RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream

#21784 +(338)- [X]

<user> uhhh.
<IJ> Hi.
<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.
<IJ> On which channel?
<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.

#21787 +(1467)- [X]

*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))

#21788 +(2659)- [X]

<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

#21790 +(349)- [X]

<Guilty> Mmm
<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily

#21795 +(636)- [X]

<Mercster>   ever shot a Glock?
<Eppy>   i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few rounds at them

#21796 +(165)- [X]

<[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this" so I went behind a bush and, you know.
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"

#21809 +(219)- [X]

<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish
<Abit667> without getting busted
<Bryan> k
<Abit667> back
<Abit667> only satan would put the huge goldfish box behind a bag of chips

#21814 +(927)- [X]

<Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED GOD...

#21817 +(195)- [X]

<gfm> barubary -- ok so you've spent 9 months on this, have nothing
      conclusive to show for it, and even if you did manage to find
      something, which we'd all bet large sums of money isn't going to
      happen, its useless except to a handful of warez kiddiez in #psx?
<gfm> Don't you have anything better to do?
<Barubary> nope
<gfm> oh
<gfm> well, ok then.
<gfm> good luck

#21825 +(312)- [X]

<arabella> when i was about 20, old enough not to be, i got sent away from the table to my room for saying, "So today in lab we put dog testes in the blender and then," and that's as far as i got.

#21827 +(651)- [X]

<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had fuckin 10 bites
<ChikBRB> they usually have nine
<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find
<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you

#21830 +(322)- [X]

<MrSaturn> <Sergo_k> so you say that you r a good player in CS
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> Yes.
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> I am l33t beyond all mortal comprehension.
<Sergo_k> no way man
<MrSaturn> Yes.
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than pley
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than play
<MrSaturn> I certainly hope you play better than you talk

#21832 +(204)- [X]

<supers> one of the tv guide cross word makers died
<supers> i guess they barried him 6 down and 6 across

#21838 +(937)- [X]

<supers> race
<supers> goto
<supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on
<supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ?
<supers> er
<supers> damnit
<supers> ..

#21842 +(-1144)- [X]

<skacore> you shut your face you nigger loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter

#21845 +(337)- [X]

<BlackOperations> hey i thought your internet was being taken away
<TRM> thats what i thought as well
<TRM> parents probably forgot about my bad marks or whatever reason it was that they were gonna remove cable..
<BlackOperations> whatever reason? YOU KNOW WHY :P
<TRM> hehe
<TRM> my history folder :P
<Ghand|ThiefGold> TRM's history folder:
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Barnyard XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Cartoon XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "John Romero's Daikatana"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> It was the Daikatana that really got them angry.

#21847 +(1176)- [X]

<Pat_The_Bunny> my dad is such a pimp
<Spacechimp> ROFL  what?
<Pat_The_Bunny> back in the day....he had these red satin sheets that are currently on my bed
<Spacechimp> um
<Pat_The_Bunny> so he walks into the room...
<Pat_The_Bunny> and pats the sheets
<Spacechimp> lol
<Pat_The_Bunny> and says, "you should see how good these sheets look with two blondes between them"
<Pat_The_Bunny> i cant sleep now

#21850 +(172)- [X]

<Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] = ((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) |
<Farrod>                                     ({10{ramped_rx_on}} & rx_on2[9:0]))
<Farrod>                                     & block_enable_b[9:0]) | block_default_b[9:0];
<elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message of the week:
<elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection Fault (#13) at $001759E0
<elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A
<elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94
<elvisW> --------------------------------------------------------------------
<elvisW>   Unable to query the system log to give context.

#21851 +(107)- [X]

<JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193 years ago
<chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume

#21854 +(109)- [X]

<fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a blank?
<fuck0ff> hello? a blank ?
<fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the things you do between words. ?
<fuck0ff> it's for a c program
<fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with, like to program?
<MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank space?
<MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?

#21858 +(493)- [X]

<user> when I can figure out how to compile sex, we're going to be rich
<someone> so true
<someone> geeks everywhere will be so happy
<user> "download the latest binary of sex for Linux, or build it from source"
<someone> ummm
<someone> build from source with my options
<user> I'd have the longest configure line you've ever seen
<someone> --swallow=yes
<user> ./configure --with-toys --
<user> damnit..I wasn't done
<user> --enable-plugins
<someone> oh yah
<someone> --outside=yes
<user> --set-max-users=10
<someone> --set-max-female-users=10

#21860 +(470)- [X]

<McCheese> Under da sea...
<McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin?
McCheese (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as Bobbie
<Bobbie> I'm doing fine
Bobbie (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as McCheese
<McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :)
<McCheese> BAH, I mean :(
<@Technogeek> Get help.

#21863 +(281)- [X]

<eMeow-v2> WTF, why is nmbd dying each time?!
<Tamahome> Meow: it hates you, it's personal.
<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: you used that line already
<Tamahome> Meow: it's true.
<Tamahome> Meow: your computer is getting you back for all the years you     abused it
<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: it's a new computer. The old one is locked in the  cupboard.
<eMeow-v2> Oh wait. it's the old one that runs samba
<eMeow-v2> FUCK

#21868 +(-156)- [X]

<Hydric> :P
<|Opeth|> lol
<|Opeth|> you're dumb Hydric..do you really don't know?
<|Opeth|> *laughing*
<Tetsubo> do you really dont know hydric?! *laughing*

#21869 +(326)- [X]

<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i accept it by
          ^T, and i don't know what to do next
<timecop> doink:
<DoInK`> Linux
<timecop> type
<timecop>  /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat
<^Spike^> err
<^Spike^> no dont do that
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
*** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)
<timecop> holy fuck
<timecop> he actually did it
<zone`> G
<^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?
<dh> hahaha
<^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?
<dh> awwww
<zone`> grr

#21870 +(-32)- [X]

<korrigan> - nuclear bomb accidentally released. system message: *HASTA LA VISTA BABY*

#21874 +(26)- [X]

<[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i need to use my mouse to browse the porn

#21877 +(1313)- [X]

<demografik> fuck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.

#21879 +(193)- [X]

<[ComHem]HammeR> casca; think? Whats that?
<[PASSIVE]_casca> that's the thing you do before masturbating in public

#21882 +(384)- [X]

(FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me

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