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#20408 +(358)- [X]

<marlana> sorry had another contraction

#20417 +(96)- [X]

<freedumb> i just made dinner and broadcasted it "online"
<freedumb> im fucking E-Martha Stuart

#20418 +(315)- [X]

<StephHauth> why the fuck did my nick have OWNED at the end? i ddnt put that!!!!

#20431 +(27)- [X]

<Dirty_Society> im talking this gurl into letting me give her a internet Facial

#20433 +(217)- [X]

<Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic, strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care? Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you might, and that one, can message me..

#20441 +(243)- [X]

<DaReN^|53|> if ya ever wanna get outta class, just shit your pants

#20446 +(177)- [X]

<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count cards in blackjack
<freedumb> for when im 'of legal age'

#20452 +(262)- [X]

<KingJehu> you poeple that had part in the steal of this room should be down right shamed and all you that agree with it should be shamed as well, your not of Christ, your evil of the devil... if this room had problems "which it did" then all you had to do is not come here simple as that!!! YOUR OF THE WORLD though so you cant see hwat this does to the shake of the name of Christ!! the athiest are having a field day... hope you are proud!!!
<ircbuddy> Stop whining.

#20457 +(40)- [X]

<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit in the sink at school

#20459 +(172)- [X]

<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek friends this saturday instead of me!"

#20466 +(165)- [X]

<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself

#20470 +(37)- [X]

<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off
<Fugazi-> there was nothing but a goddam bloody nipple

#20505 +(328)- [X]

<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop 100% of hackers.

#20506 +(248)- [X]

<ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.

#20507 +(331)- [X]

<SuM_gUy> wat did i do rong
<SuM_gUy> τΏτ
<wok> learn to spell then i will tell you
<SuM_gUy> wat did i spell rong
<SuM_gUy> hay

#20528 +(386)- [X]

<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet, about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out.
<Nugget94M> she managed to use a search engine, and found a web page she was interested in.
<Nugget94M> so she printed it out, stuck it in an envelope, and _mailed_ it to me so I could see it too.
<acidkill> Nugget94M: hehe, i guess she didnt know about email?
<Nugget94M> she knew about email. it just never dawned on her that she could mail the url.

#20537 +(199)- [X]

<Communista> I'm going to hell.
<Communista> I'm just a wicked person.
<Communista> I was on lunch with the trainees and a news story came on about the showing (funeral) of a man that drowned...
<Communista> and I turned to them and said "Wanna go see a dead body?"

#20541 +(1205)- [X]

<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass
<Demi> Its
<Demi> Free.
<@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.

#20623 +(334)- [X]

[aq] i love irc quotes
[ob0t] i hate them
[ob0t] i always end up looking like a retard

#20645 +(313)- [X]

<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS shoot down my strategic bombers?!"
<ShadowLotus> LOL
<meep_meep> lol. catapults

#20696 +(739)- [X]

<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a cock in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero.
<Rodent> Heh.
<SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy
<SirBruce> Rasix - What about your cock in someone else's mouth?
<NephKa> jesus
<Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state.
<Rasix> Female, yes, man no.
<@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who it's from as long as they don't bite it off.
<SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference
<NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick
<Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls.
<NephKa> lol
<SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by society.
<Rasix> that's not an issue, when the fuck would I stand around blind folded waiting for a blowjob

#20739 +(263)- [X]

** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation
<mrclean> guerrero is the best hitter in baseball
<ragum> excuse me
<ragum> didn't I just ban baseball talk?
<ragum> I could've sworn I did
*** HighChief sets mode: +b *!*@fat.ass.chicks
<HighChief> Didn't I just ban all american females?
<HighChief> I could have sworn i did
<Atlantic`> ROFL

#20740 +(1454)- [X]

<Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card.
<Mordecai> done
<Inignot> 10 of diamonds!
<Mordecai> I was thinking 'blue mana'

#20744 +(877)- [X]

(Rai): hm
*** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
(Rai): That was too hard.

#20747 +(125)- [X]

* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close

#20748 +(644)- [X]

<ShadowMouse> bye
<Coan_Arcanius> bye
<[Bryan]> bye
<cams> bye
<[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)

#20749 +(37)- [X]

<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked.  pardon the pun.

#20750 +(33)- [X]

<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/yamato31.jpg
<cyxx> that's like...6
<cyxx> wait..fuck
* cyxx curses his nick
<cyxx> I mean
* Nakago curses 6
* cyxx gives up and goes to the corner

#20753 +(257)- [X]

<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
<Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002

#20755 +(754)- [X]

<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
<Bucky> Why stop there?
<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?

#20757 +(278)- [X]

<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
<DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.

#20759 +(197)- [X]

<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a spinning cube on
           the screen... I think he misunderstood object oriented =)

#20761 +(100)- [X]

<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy
<lewney> cause there was a long queue
<lewney> to the bathrooms...
<lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.

#20782 +(164)- [X]

<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P

#20788 +(828)- [X]

<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...
<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.

#20872 +(518)- [X]

<orf> animals are just refridgerators
<orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it

#20875 +(644)- [X]

<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH!
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS!

#20879 +(699)- [X]

<GameBot> 133.  What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Wolf-Olo> heh

#20891 +(660)- [X]

<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD

#20920 +(169)- [X]

<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to be something like...  I dunno...  A fifty calibur sniper rifle.  If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to punch a hole in a tank, you know?
<[LsR]Darrian> lol
<[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up, i dont want it.
<[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"

#20922 +(26)- [X]

Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.
Morrolan: owch
Bruxail: Morrolan!
Xerin: Morrolan
Ildefonse: Morrolan
Morrolan: whoah
BowenTheKotoc: Morollan
Omni: Morr
Raven|E: Morollan
Primalmoon: Primalmoon
Bruxail: hehe
Omni: whered that come from :)
Ildefonse: OMG..
Faeleia: dork
Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..

#20924 +(304)- [X]

<Chebarak> dude where you live?
<Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands
<Chebarak> right
<Chebarak> so where you live ?

#20928 +(278)- [X]

<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed.  I feed him boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the bible to him

#20929 +(637)- [X]

<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things?
<@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P
<anti-hero> like a play?
<@Oz> rofl
<@renetiq> lol
<anti-hero> how do u do it then?
<anti-hero> i dont have time to write a play

#20940 +(200)- [X]

<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play make-believe
<viscera> life is grand, no?

#20973 +(689)- [X]

<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat

#20976 +(160)- [X]

<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2 liter

#20978 +(1951)- [X]

<rzrshrp> I want food
<NickBlasta> build more farms

#20980 +(242)- [X]

<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on
<kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am
<kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom

#20987 +(146)- [X]

gree: this girl asked me whats wrong, i told her im a different man when i run linux

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