<marlana> sorry had another contraction
<freedumb> i just made dinner and broadcasted it "online"
<StephHauth> why the fuck did my nick have OWNED at the end? i ddnt put that!!!!
<Dirty_Society> im talking this gurl into letting me give her a internet Facial
<Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic, strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care? Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you might, and that one, can message me..
<DaReN^|53|> if ya ever wanna get outta class, just shit your pants
<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count cards in blackjack
<KingJehu> you poeple that had part in the steal of this room should be down right shamed and all you that agree with it should be shamed as well, your not of Christ, your evil of the devil... if this room had problems "which it did" then all you had to do is not come here simple as that!!! YOUR OF THE WORLD though so you cant see hwat this does to the shake of the name of Christ!! the athiest are having a field day... hope you are proud!!!
<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit in the sink at school
<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek friends this saturday instead of me!"
<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself
<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off
<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop 100% of hackers.
<ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.
<SuM_gUy> wat did i do rong
<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet, about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out.
<Communista> I'm going to hell.
<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass
[aq] i love irc quotes
<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS shoot down my strategic bombers?!"
<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a cock in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero.
** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation
<Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card.
(Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER
* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked. pardon the pun.
<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/yamato31.jpg
<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a spinning cube on
<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy
<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P
<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...
<orf> animals are just refridgerators
<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
<GameBot> 133. What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD
<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to be something like... I dunno... A fifty calibur sniper rifle. If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to punch a hole in a tank, you know?
Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.
<Chebarak> dude where you live?
<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed. I feed him boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the bible to him
<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things?
<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2 liter
<rzrshrp> I want food
<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on
gree: this girl asked me whats wrong, i told her im a different man when i run linux
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