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<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam.
<erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.
#20071 +(542)- [X]
* Doughboy ponders
* Beryllium contemplates
* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny
* Beryllium makes a template of the coin
* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting
<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free!
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<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
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<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
#20082 +(259)- [X]
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
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<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs
<Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you claim to be. well groomed ect.
<i luv fluffy> hanna ur a sucking flut
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(¨) join/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@188.8.131.52)..
(Cyril) anyone here?
(karabasik) dont try
(karabasik) evrybodys away ;)
(Cyril) how do you know?
(Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC
(¨) leave/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@184.108.40.206)..
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tilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR
jolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"
#20105 +(425)- [X]
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<@Rodan> Oral_U just shut down a paki internet cafe
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<dx-trin> i just want to go to CPL to make a movie of all the uglyest people ever
<Rival|Inq> "gamers gone ugly"
#20112 +(271)- [X]
( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes bugging me
( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all over it?
( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that feature?
( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P
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<fong> can any1 help me..? im trying to connect 2 pcs to LAN..
<orange1> use a crossover cable
<fong> i already have a crossover cable, 2 nics in 1 pc, and another in the client pc..
<fong> what do i do next?
<orange1> put the crossover cable between the two pc's
<fong> did that already
<orange1> then they're connected
<fong> its the configuration part i cant handle
<fong> yeah.. but i want them connected AND working
<netmunky> you never said shit about that
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[@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that
[@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI.
[@haro] lol, right..
[@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
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* @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^Hwalking the dog
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<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today
<PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me forever.
<PsychoOne> he is gay
<PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls, I suck dick"
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<Mechpilot> I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd stayed in school.
#20152 +(179)- [X]
<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales, yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)
#20156 +(231)- [X]
<plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is ~70 days.
<plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days.
<plaz`> This irks me.
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<Kowalski> Graeme - There are 10 million Norwegians, you can't piss all of them off
<Graeme> i could shoot A-Ha.
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<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
#20193 +(143)- [X]
<UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the
<UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday,
<UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to
<UncleJed> replace its top executive and the
<UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the
<UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in
<_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources reported
#20203 +(137)- [X]
<Wilco> [29.3%] 1986|||6770: World Currencies: Vietnam
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-!- red_one has quit ["Netscape 4 turned 5. 5 years ago, my best friend wasn't even dating; now he's married and has two kids. Fucking upgrade already."]
#20216 +(352)- [X]
ð madbomber/#twilight_zone 'does' sara
ð sara creams
<xyst> sara: you forgot an s.
#20218 +(7)- [X]
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
ùíù frash was kicked off #Twilight_Zone by callas (kick you cuz you're a dicksmack!)
#20220 +(233)- [X]
<_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question
<_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of ass sweat
#20225 +(490)- [X]
<XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the relationship.
<maxathome> cool, she knew unix?
#20227 +(499)- [X]
<@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out
<@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf
#20230 +(884)- [X]
<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?
<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?
<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No
#20235 +(465)- [X]
<jimmie> while i was gone
<jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them
<jimmie> i'm not sure what to think
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<outcaste> costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear".
<sara> oh god that's awful
<outcaste> yes, yes it is
<jimmie> what a great idea
ð jimmie/#hades makes notes
<outcaste> or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask you what you are, just say "fuck knows"
#20243 +(92)- [X]
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed
<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box
#20245 +(278)- [X]
<waug> Did anyone else discover that drunk chicks are easier to seduce?
#20248 +(162)- [X]
<notxyst> fuck budget cuts
<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
#20254 +(70)- [X]
<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE
#20259 +(422)- [X]
<marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself involved with?
<marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something
<marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately
<marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with it?
#20269 +(277)- [X]
<Graeme> Fifty-nine people have attempted suicide and, out of this, 26 people have died. This is of great concern
<Graeme> i bet it fucking is.. a return rate of 50% is pretty shitty
#20274 +(356)- [X]
<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister
<Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex starved nymphette
<Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing cousin
<Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie
<martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go within 200 yards of at this rate :p
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jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house
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<partyman> kæm e du?
<sara> i don't want to talk, i am not norwegian, i have a boyfriend, i don't want to cyber, i'm not someone you know, i have had this nick for 5 years so i didn't steal it, i have a boyfriend, we are happy, i don't want to netsex
<partyman> do you want netsex?
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<sara> i <3'ed george michael
<sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan
<[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms
<[pele]> that too
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<Jon2> what's the racial slur for pakistanis?
<log> cab drivers?
#20309 +(5)- [X]
<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor
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<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast
<roninFool> steve: ha ha
<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?
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<Hellace> \\192.168.28.98\movies2\video clips\kitty stir fry.mpeg
<Hellace> thats fucken wrong
<Gothmog> im not touching anything with a filename like that
<Gothmog> work on your subtlety Hellace...
<Gothmog> call it "dinner.mpeg" or something
<Hellace> well its dodgy hey
<Hellace> its a cat getting cooked..
<Gothmog> yeah i figured that
<Gothmog> stirfried infact...
<Hellace> quote by levi "its fucken wrong"
<Zen> that fucking horrible
<Gothmog> you watched it?
<Gothmog> come on, something called that... you expected it to not be fucking horrible?
<Zen> well curiosity killed the cat
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<claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users list :)
* placido|working has left #MTFN
* placido|working has joined #MTFN
<claybats|work> wb placido|working
<placido|working> wb placido|working
<placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared. :D
<Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does
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<wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest thing in the universe
<wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the earth
<wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole
<NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty
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<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold
<wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east
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<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location
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