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<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
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<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick
<doraemon`> she rules
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<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.
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* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'
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<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?
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<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
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<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r
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<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
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*** blazemore (firstname.lastname@example.org.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined #ramen
<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
<HomerJ> they fought some guy
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<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME
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<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar
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<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual
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<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
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<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here
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<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
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<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
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<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
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<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
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<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
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<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone
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* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"
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<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.
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<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings
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<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring
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<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?
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<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."
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<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out..
#887 +(350)- [X]
<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
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<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life
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<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
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<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn
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<BlackDeth> / )··,,
<BlackDeth> / \___________________/ ``,,
<BlackDeth> ( ) ) ikkenai
<hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck
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<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed
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<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...
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<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rick^MD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you
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<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit
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<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER.
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<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one?
<D1> WHY WHY WHY
* |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p)
<D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways
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<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses
#902 +(532)- [X]
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
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<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant
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[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that
[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well
[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
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<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :)
#908 +(354)- [X]
<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)
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<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen'
#911 +(452)- [X]
<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX
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[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s]
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<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>
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<Fustard> now im bored.
<Fustard> oh well
<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.
<Fustard> ill do something with that.
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<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth
<|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off
<|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth
<cactor> uh I dunno
<cactor> smack her probably