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#15464 +(207)- [X]

<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.

#15466 +(156)- [X]

<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed...
<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit?

#15467 +(381)- [X]

<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think

#15469 +(17)- [X]

<mota> I WAS RIGHT
<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
<mota> and tennis balls up her ass

#15470 +(354)- [X]

<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another cock in it

#15475 +(182)- [X]

<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon...
<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago,
<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...

#15476 +(40)- [X]

<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p | Size:58.1mb]
<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh

#15482 +(120)- [X]

<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos

#15485 +(183)- [X]

<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself doing so.

#15491 +(260)- [X]

<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them

#15493 +(398)- [X]

<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha

#15507 +(301)- [X]

<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?

#15508 +(299)- [X]

<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes
<fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape ancestors
<fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine

#15510 +(160)- [X]

<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to have a spare handy.
<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners.

#15514 +(531)- [X]

<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers
<treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per chunk of meat
<treaps> \m/
<ouija> Thats a good ratio
<treaps> general tso is pussy though
<ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle Chinese doom peppers!"
<treaps> WHAT U TINK?
<treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?

#15517 +(35)- [X]

<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.

#15519 +(303)- [X]

<ouija> He likes to hit on girls
<ouija> and then go like
<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!

#15528 +(175)- [X]

<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :]

#15550 +(342)- [X]

<\broken> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell

#15553 +(121)- [X]

*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
*Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)

#15557 +(248)- [X]

<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs
<travolta> 15 year olds can drive?
<ismell> permit
<MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live
<ismell> colorado
<travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have guns and trench coats

#15561 +(151)- [X]

*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak

#15562 +(293)- [X]

<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that?

#15565 +(301)- [X]

pinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs?
ScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife?
pinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.

#15566 +(327)- [X]

Leftist   i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space.
Eeyore    so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?

#15567 +(331)- [X]

Bezoar    of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.
eval      sounds like religion

#15570 +(400)- [X]

<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic PIG
<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'.

#15571 +(44)- [X]

<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes.  if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account."

#15572 +(249)- [X]

<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!

#15574 +(658)- [X]

[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3 (hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net)
<WD_40> your nick is not acceptable.
<n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed

#15579 +(258)- [X]

<enJoy> just the other day
<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him"
<[zT]Lunchie> =-0

#15584 +(468)- [X]

<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"

#15591 +(75)- [X]

<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck

#15593 +(216)- [X]

? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm   *- 0.01% (checked email)

#15594 +(310)- [X]

<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you  dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me

#15603 +(140)- [X]

*** treker has joined #ircop
<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.

#15610 +(252)- [X]

<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that

#15612 +(565)- [X]

<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else

#15614 +(377)- [X]

<GaRlic> how you like my new name?
<drunkers> it stinks

#15615 +(45)- [X]

<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public?

#15618 +(367)- [X]

<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere

#15624 +(337)- [X]

<rtwh0> why are you upset?
<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
<rtwh0> umm never mind
<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn

#15625 +(281)- [X]

<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke
<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones

#15634 +(230)- [X]

<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<vinnieT> nope
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read

#15636 +(270)- [X]

<KB8> im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> im sick of you to
<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to
<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves
<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe
<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later
<crazypale> ok l8r

#15641 +(6687)- [X]

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

#15647 +(450)- [X]

<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake

#15654 +(609)- [X]

<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious
<Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster

#15655 +(256)- [X]

<Mystery> singapore is nice
<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.
<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore
<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat
<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.

#15659 +(50)- [X]

<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1
<toonz> mae-west1#oh shit
<toonz>           ^
<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker.


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