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<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1

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<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya

#781 +(319)- [X]

<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies

#782 +(533)- [X]

<MadHatter> I just got this spam:
<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR
<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??
<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."
<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."
<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."

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(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer

#785 +(327)- [X]

(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number

#786 +(186)- [X]

(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free

#787 +(238)- [X]

(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia

#788 +(601)- [X]

(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye

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<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?

#790 +(1440)- [X]

(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL YOUR CHILDREN"

#791 +(906)- [X]

(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought would be funny to include in my skin graft

#792 +(504)- [X]

(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a tivo is filling up hard drive space

#793 +(123)- [X]

(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted

#794 +(971)- [X]

<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point

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<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks shit to me.

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<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????

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<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41

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<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me

#802 +(438)- [X]

<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america

#805 +(331)- [X]

<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?

#806 +(462)- [X]

<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!

#807 +(323)- [X]

<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material

#808 +(360)- [X]

<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off

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<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and Bleed?

#810 +(384)- [X]

<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil

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<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom constantly

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<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that emulates burned cd's?

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<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools

#819 +(701)- [X]

<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet ????????????????

#820 +(571)- [X]

<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby

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<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what should I do?

#822 +(672)- [X]

<c0ke> Anyone have linux emulator for super nintendo ?

#824 +(381)- [X]

<arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?

#825 +(738)- [X]

<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was the best half woman that I ever seen

#826 +(123)- [X]

<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms) that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because they spent 24/7 on there computors

#829 +(74)- [X]

<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
<AnarKii> nyway
<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz

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<SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck|g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too! They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha piece of shit

#833 +(934)- [X]

<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?

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<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
<scar|home> yeah
<scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since 1997!
<scar|home> -# :o
<blazemore> :o

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<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day
<blazemore> shutup you pussy

#836 +(1864)- [X]

Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
<blazemore> ash
<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #ramen

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<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever

#838 +(364)- [X]

<Agent_M> hey, i bet $10 that r0f is masturbating right now
<Spud-Alt> what odds?
<Agent_M> 1-10000

#840 +(1216)- [X]

<SWM> catholics are stupid
<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"
<SWM> I sure showed them

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<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is

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*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
*** Quits: SYch0 ( <k!15b7>)

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<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench

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<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that

#849 +(551)- [X]

<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot