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#14781 +(275)- [X]

<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
<throwback> when the fuck does that happen?

#14782 +(-86)- [X]

<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.

#14787 +(166)- [X]

<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your
nostrils into a trash can

#14788 +(191)- [X]

<s___> nair is scary
<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store
<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something

#14790 +(161)- [X]

<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood
<end> haha
*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)

#14792 +(35)- [X]

<collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me?
<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first
<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.
<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month.
*** collie has left channel #netcom

#14794 +(225)- [X]

<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently

#14799 +(571)- [X]

<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> im having an orgasm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> wtf

#14804 +(292)- [X]

<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual

#14809 +(22)- [X]

<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn

#14817 +(962)- [X]

<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ?
<Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u
<Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?

#14826 +(495)- [X]

<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw
<^Matt^> :/
<Windogg> doh
<^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time
<^Matt^> like this was the one
<^Matt^> :)
<Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one"  I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak
<Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers

#14827 +(484)- [X]

(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.

#14833 +(530)- [X]

--> guest (~SportsCar@166.111.6.93) has joined #lgl
* guest У
<khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up
<khalek> this is not #perl

#14838 +(399)- [X]

<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502
<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?
<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back..
<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.

#14843 +(315)- [X]

<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can

#14850 +(281)- [X]

(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter

#14854 +(243)- [X]

<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
<Nighthawk> Caffeine
<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)

#14860 +(688)- [X]

[01:03am] ct last night
[01:03am] ct my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom
[01:03am] ct and she walks back in
[01:03am] ct and i start feeling her tits
[01:03am] ct and she turns on the light
[01:03am] ct and its not even her, its my mom
[01:03am] Necro ...

#14862 +(165)- [X]

<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now

#14886 +(414)- [X]

<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.

#14888 +(1270)- [X]

<TRiP]> so you got a bf?
<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?
<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though
<wersa666> ok...

#14901 +(44)- [X]

<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet

#14902 +(-54)- [X]

<SEXY_TEEN_GUY> aN MeL GiRLS 12-16 WaNNa CHaT To Gu WHo iS SiCK oF SPeaKiNG To GiRLS THaT LoVe THeMSLeVeS, GiVe ouT FaKe NuMeRS aN aRe iSHoNeST iF THaTS NoT THeN MSG Me NoW We CaN MeeT uP aN Go SHoPPiNG 2MoRooW

#14904 +(119)- [X]

<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site

#14905 +(48)- [X]

*** christina19 has joined #teens
<christina19> chatting is gay

#14908 +(434)- [X]

@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer

#14925 +(605)- [X]

<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances.  2:1 odds. Type @pull to see if you win or lose - If you loose you get kicked.
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
Quits: SS|Away|Dreaming| (SierraSoni@AC829966.ipt.aol.com) (Excess Flood)

#14933 +(55)- [X]

<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'

#14936 +(213)- [X]

<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up

#14939 +(-229)- [X]

<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in other land).( )i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he doesnt know what is round to him and they d

#14944 +(595)- [X]

<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than that faggot bill gates...
<shadowylight> really... THATS COOL...
<erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door
<shadowylight> wutever
::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66(miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca);
<shadowylight> erik?!
<shadowylight> brb kalling erik
<weezelpunk> sure thing buddy
<shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......

#14946 +(702)- [X]

<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes

#14953 +(251)- [X]

<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean

#14967 +(1580)- [X]

<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter

#14968 +(497)- [X]

<Icereaver> how do i go afk?

#14971 +(373)- [X]

<Erad> homophobics are gay

#14973 +(391)- [X]

<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too
<Nija> boy, was she pissed

#14977 +(37)- [X]

<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off

#14983 +(642)- [X]

<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"

#14989 +(35)- [X]

<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why?

#15000 +(401)- [X]

Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
<ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire

#15007 +(377)- [X]

<@Cyb> wtf is it
< tom> like pictionary
< tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun
< tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with NIGGERS DIE written on them
< tom> but that only happened this one time

#15009 +(253)- [X]

WALLOP lilo:  Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)

#15024 +(343)- [X]

<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing

#15029 +(-51)- [X]

<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot

#15031 +(897)- [X]

<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.
<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"
<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."
<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.."
<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.
<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."

#15037 +(302)- [X]

<su-Septik`wrk>  when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"

#15046 +(174)- [X]

<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.
<Dzarg> lol :)))
<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.
<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?

#15050 +(41)- [X]

<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port
<sCuber> ?:P
<sCuber> playstation ?
<mos6581> no
<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
<sCuber> playstation2 exists


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