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#14648 +(17)- [X]

<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...

#14651 +(42)- [X]

<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz

#14652 +(985)- [X]

<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt

#14658 +(370)- [X]

<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule.

#14662 +(741)- [X]

<Funk> I need money fast.
<wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea
<Funk> What?
<wildkarrdex> well you send me 100 by cheque
<Funk> And then?
<wildkarrdex> and then what?

#14663 +(1999)- [X]

*** NeoCid[nothere] is now known as NeoCid[learninggermanhistory]
<imag|WC3> I thought it said "learning nigger man history" at first

#14664 +(293)- [X]

<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair
<GIJosh> you had 50?

#14666 +(505)- [X]

[02:17:43] +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me"
[+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em
[@Miz] i'll
+wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper
[Sarcho] flaccid?
[+wysiwyg] oh fuck off

#14668 +(681)- [X]

toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

#14669 +(940)- [X]

<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15.

#14674 +(1025)- [X]

<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;(

#14683 +(114)- [X]

[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il
[:: riksta] --> leet dialup
[:: riksta] --> i feer u
[:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup
[:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48
[:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh
[:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity

#14685 +(360)- [X]

<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere
<Abbadaba> yes
<Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me
<Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death
<Abbadaba> amen

#14686 +(353)- [X]

<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway
<pKx> how do you clean that shit up?
<`72`Monte> lol pkx :>
<spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock
<spazzer> oh
<spazzer> wrong topic

#14687 +(213)- [X]

<player> oh i lag hard
<geez> lag=?
<player> that means my connection is slow
<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..

#14690 +(818)- [X]

Zedd: i fucking hate kids.
IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.
Zedd: Fucking annoying brats.  They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources.
IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends!

#14692 +(242)- [X]

<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright
<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer
<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright
<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo

#14696 +(134)- [X]

<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver
<Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no?
<James> are you muslim?

#14697 +(560)- [X]

<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!

#14700 +(11)- [X]

<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music.

#14701 +(218)- [X]

<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger

#14702 +(248)- [X]

<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then
<PTM> *snort*

#14703 +(47)- [X]

<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it

#14704 +(386)- [X]

<PTM> when i was ten...
<PTM> (interesting story, no?)
<PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl
<PTM> and like
<PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling
<PTM> with penetration
<PTM> but no orgasms.
<Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10?
<PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose

#14705 +(180)- [X]

<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it.  eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."

#14707 +(218)- [X]

<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.
<Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared
<Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"

#14709 +(244)- [X]

<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today

#14710 +(-157)- [X]

<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm

#14711 +(494)- [X]

<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition?
<deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week
<deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc

#14712 +(94)- [X]

<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.
<antivert> except.. on nachos..

#14714 +(147)- [X]

<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls
<eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :)
<eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys
<hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99

#14716 +(177)- [X]

<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is

#14718 +(303)- [X]

<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist

#14719 +(55)- [X]

<nonplused> anal sex is funny
<nonplused> but hey
<nonplused> not that id turn that shit down

#14722 +(46)- [X]

<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!!
<dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson

#14727 +(286)- [X]

<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script

#14729 +(257)- [X]

<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job

#14733 +(265)- [X]

<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving

#14738 +(151)- [X]

<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun

#14741 +(298)- [X]

<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir
<EdgeCrusher> sorry
<EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder

#14743 +(65)- [X]

<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"

#14745 +(198)- [X]

<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing

#14746 +(268)- [X]

<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't

#14747 +(144)- [X]

* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud

#14750 +(599)- [X]

<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead

#14753 +(192)- [X]

<morbid> I had this plan
<morbid> i was going to join the band
<morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.
<morbid> it would explain it all

#14755 +(25)- [X]

<morbid> shh we are sleeping.
<myn> morbid you awake?

#14761 +(302)- [X]

<deltax> your not to smart
<SofaKing> too smart
<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself

#14775 +(167)- [X]

<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good.

#14776 +(1061)- [X]

<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.

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