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#13923 +(1634)- [X]

<djamok> wb justin
<JFlex> wb yourself, mother fucker.
<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it.

#13925 +(44)- [X]

<@Jamie_M> a log that proves ZXD bought his girlfriend at wal mart
<@Jamie_M> THIS COULD BE FUN

#13927 +(52)- [X]

<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks.  I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops aren't big bad ogres who like to hurt innocent pieces of cheese with their claws.

#13935 +(460)- [X]

<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie

#13936 +(29)- [X]

<V|-Nicotine> cog, i think u should go and be eaten in third world countries :P

#13937 +(310)- [X]

{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat.

#13946 +(242)- [X]

<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
<element> oh fancy pants with a palm
<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
<URinsane> hell yea
<element> do you stylus them in at bars
<URinsane> i whip that shit out
<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
<element> DONT LEAVE
<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
<element> JUST DONT LEAVE
<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks
<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
<element> now you have a warning device

#13947 +(157)- [X]

<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater

#13954 +(120)- [X]

<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats testicles...theyre are big...for a cat

#13969 +(536)- [X]

<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!

#13970 +(436)- [X]

<TrashCanB0B> Oregon
<snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?
<snowchyld> wait
<snowchyld> thats an oreo

#13973 +(1080)- [X]

<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday
<shea_> haha
<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass
<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack
<Zack`> And I was like WTF

#13996 +(391)- [X]

<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!
<madlib> wich one!?
<killah667> #lobby

#14001 +(189)- [X]

<demagogue> :(){ :|:&};:
<demagogue> type that at a bash prompt
<dg> not recommended
* Antony ssh'es to bacardi
<Antony> [1] 21057
<Antony> what does it do :'(
<ross> er I can't ssh to bacardi
<taz> 1:01pm up 3 days, 20:11, 4 users, load average: 714.55, 670.25, 890.24

#14006 +(154)- [X]

<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story.

#14012 +(-48)- [X]

[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF]

#14014 +(1308)- [X]

<Chelle> I'm gonna get something to eat - brb
<GreenDragon> If they had an eating contest Chelle would win.
<Slerte> Nah, I could eat her under the table any day.
<Slerte> err

#14015 +(535)- [X]

<TimMm> (_/)
<TimMm> (='.')
<TimMm> (")-(")
<rhythm> shoot it
<rhythm> shoot it now

#14019 +(264)- [X]

<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean

#14022 +(-27)- [X]

<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today
<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit
<Hempy> my mum was bitching to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go
<Hempy> "fuck... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"
<Hempy> thats what i said
<Hempy> and it was funny
<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there
<rhythm> or not.

#14024 +(402)- [X]

<Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here?
<grovibtch> yeah
<grovibtch> but they're not dumb enough to msg u

#14028 +(32)- [X]

<Pepper> BEEP BEEP YOU DONT HAVE ANCIENT 640x480 VESA DRIVERS ISNTALLED IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE YOU SUCK BUY AN OLDER PC<Pepper> BEEP BEEP EXTENDED MEMORY: 2408204282048208420 BYTES INTEGER OVERFLOW DIVIDE BY ZERO CRASH

#14031 +(369)- [X]

<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data through your modem. Here at iiNet, it is our policy to stop all outgoing traffic from client's computers, as it encourages rampant misuse of our outragesouly overpriced and underserviced internet accounts. Please refrain from doing this in future, and thank-you for your continued support of our company."

#14032 +(531)- [X]

<Arky> im a repeat stupid
<Arky> haha funnily enough..i didn't mean to type stupid :/ i meant to type student...i guess we can see why im repeating now can't we....

#14045 +(481)- [X]

<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)
<Rosipam> ^_^
...
<Zack`> Rosipam?
<Rosipam> Hello.
<Zack`> When did you get AOL?
<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.
<Zack`> What did you have before that?
<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.
<Zack`> Ah
<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?
<Rosipam> It's faster.
<Zack`> Wow.
<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?
*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

#14055 +(1876)- [X]

<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace
<foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right?  and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows people to upload pics and view them online
<foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it .. sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or thousands of different files
<foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the same picture of a girl jerking off a horse
<foobar> 50,000 times

#14059 +(173)- [X]

|foomanchoo| i have a crush on this lady with a mullet at school, i think she has a 4 year old kid too
|Teargarden| a mullet?
|foomanchoo| yeah she looks terrible
|foomanchoo| maybe i feel sorry for her

#14061 +(242)- [X]

|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying and stuff
|bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of thousands of hits
|bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it with an homage site to myself
|bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of attention

#14072 +(179)- [X]

<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall

#14076 +(594)- [X]

<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot*
<Red_Sky> It's not rape if he enjoys it.
<Jester-> .... he?

#14079 +(636)- [X]

<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf
<Mantis> brb

#14083 +(478)- [X]

<Entwife>  I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass around occasionally
<Entwife>  when we aren't using it as a coaster or something

#14084 +(164)- [X]

<Ixnorp> saber has a job?
<Zanok> yeah
<ducks> YES I HAVE HAD THIS JOB FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW
<Zanok> he manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination

#14086 +(539)- [X]

<dudeforev> hehe
<dudeforev> my mom said what r u wathing
<dudeforev> i said pohrn
<dudeforev> she said well dont make a mess
<dudeforev> hehe
<[0sec]Hero_Man> hahahahaa
<[0sec]Hero_Man> your mom sounds cool

#14093 +(286)- [X]

<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone
<Quicksilver> static or live?
<Shandz> I dunno, think live
<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again
*** Shandz is now known as Shandz|phone

#14098 +(879)- [X]

<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the subway. Instead of laughing quietly for myself I actually said "lol" quite loud. The high voltage tracks seemed very inviting at that point.

#14100 +(179)- [X]

<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for?
<|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...

#14102 +(1097)- [X]

<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
<phunqe> Why?
<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
<phunqe> Check its fps.

#14103 +(1119)- [X]

<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
<phunqe> oh? :/
<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply?

#14130 +(190)- [X]

* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver)
<eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy?
<eX|remix-> he has a hot sister

#14137 +(218)- [X]

<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news
<Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of their bathroom antics, has changed
<Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this new person
<Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large

#14139 +(242)- [X]

<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world title contender Carlos Sainz's Ford left the road and hit spectators at the British rally here.
<morty> they were obviously cheering for another driver

#14162 +(44)- [X]

<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside

#14166 +(144)- [X]

<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days

#14175 +(230)- [X]

<Adiemus> what country is .mk
<B|1nD> mexiko

#14178 +(517)- [X]

*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps

#14185 +(265)- [X]

<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...
<Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID
<Luke> YEAH JON
<Krista> Jon... someone used that one already
<Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID

#14190 +(580)- [X]

<joey`> what was that url again langdon
<joey`> ircnews
<sharkbyte> http://www.ircnews.com/lamers.html
<joey`> langdon...tell people to stop answering questions for you
<sharkbyte> langdon says no problem
<joey`> good

#14194 +(52)- [X]

<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid 
<vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me
<vicodin> sry

#14195 +(193)- [X]

<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me
<tika> s'ok.. we're used to it


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