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#13419 +(132)- [X]

<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users    <----does this mean drunk people?

#13424 +(38)- [X]

<diranged> silly ghost bear
<diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling
<diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless

#13426 +(766)- [X]

<Glasses> Quebec is on fire?
<Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset...
<Paul> Upset? THey started it.

#13439 +(141)- [X]

(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section

#13440 +(37)- [X]

<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch
<[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!

#13443 +(267)- [X]

<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night....

#13444 +(756)- [X]

<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial
<@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room
<@NwG|Canucks> no explain
<@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible"
<@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning
<@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????"
<@NwG|Canucks> lol

#13446 +(206)- [X]

<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women

#13449 +(120)- [X]

<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o

#13457 +(456)- [X]

<bugg> hrm
<bugg> $280 million jackpot
<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars

#13458 +(445)- [X]

<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face
<psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language
<psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks

#13461 +(431)- [X]

<Zok> who here has an ip address?
<Mortimer> me
<Zok> i didnt ask you

#13463 +(167)- [X]

( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me.
( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat
( +Webmaster ) what does it do?
( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it
( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white

#13467 +(233)- [X]

<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory"
<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!

#13468 +(1383)- [X]

<ToastyX> :b
<Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?

#13469 +(107)- [X]

<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG
<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal
<Khalal> What does he look like?
<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet

#13474 +(127)- [X]

<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america
<Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer

#13475 +(319)- [X]

<Sumez> Q3 arena test
<Aximili> What is it?
<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?
<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is
<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know
<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P
<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?
<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)

#13476 +(219)- [X]

<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection

#13477 +(328)- [X]

<MrMonkey> Erdrick: I speak your language a lot better than I speak yours, ok?

#13479 +(206)- [X]

<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!

#13483 +(280)- [X]

<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.
<DET> all I got was channel info
<DjLizard> :D
<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.

#13486 +(313)- [X]

<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable
<ToastyX> I never get peered from it.
*** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

#13487 +(175)- [X]

<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list

#13489 +(536)- [X]

<Chariset> Aie...got to run.  Fencing.
<Chariset> Bye, all
*** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)

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<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again

#13499 +(586)- [X]

<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory.
<AndrewT> freaky
<AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful

#13515 +(195)- [X]

<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ?
<Darth-Phenom> huh?
<Darth-Phenom> 31

#13521 +(22)- [X]

< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!

#13524 +(2428)- [X]

<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!

#13526 +(665)- [X]

* Huz cries.
*** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

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<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)

#13531 +(-54)- [X]

<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?

#13537 +(348)- [X]

<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far

#13541 +(362)- [X]

<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!!
<MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh!

#13545 +(262)- [X]

<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific

#13549 +(277)- [X]

<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?
<RafaMan>

#13553 +(1550)- [X]

<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock?  Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock

#13567 +(171)- [X]

<SarahS> You can remove testicles?
<Phenom6996> Yep
<Phenom6996> and breasts
<Phenom6996> It requires special tools
<ajplus1> yeah....a knife

#13570 +(809)- [X]

* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @

#13576 +(221)- [X]

<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks

#13583 +(480)- [X]

<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you

#13588 +(249)- [X]

<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>

#13592 +(311)- [X]

* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils
<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D

#13594 +(119)- [X]

* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.

#13599 +(795)- [X]

<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..

#13600 +(462)- [X]

<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier

#13603 +(209)- [X]

<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.

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<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!

#13607 +(992)- [X]

<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?


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