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#686 +(790)- [X]

<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"
        to "In Goats We Thrust"

#687 +(378)- [X]

<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
<DaveMann> nasa

#688 +(420)- [X]

<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<

#689 +(363)- [X]

<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity

#690 +(162)- [X]

<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags

#691 +(1266)- [X]

<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l
<wankel> 8923

#693 +(359)- [X]

n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e  m r p: register

#694 +(305)- [X]

<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
<sparc5> damn

#695 +(430)- [X]

<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O

#698 +(983)- [X]

<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL

#699 +(88)- [X]

<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?

#700 +(222)- [X]

<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.

#702 +(451)- [X]

Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski

#703 +(134)- [X]

<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor

#705 +(465)- [X]

<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:)

#709 +(728)- [X]

<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking

#710 +(249)- [X]

<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it

#711 +(666)- [X]

<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.

#712 +(328)- [X]

<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack

#713 +(272)- [X]

<Lowridah> I don't like getting  8===========D dcc'd to me

#714 +(704)- [X]

<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.

#717 +(72)- [X]

<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay

#718 +(82)- [X]

<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket

#721 +(-2065)- [X]

<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers.
<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet.
<SWM> Niggers love swap meets.

#722 +(701)- [X]

<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.

#723 +(367)- [X]

<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE

#724 +(99)- [X]

<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis

#731 +(442)- [X]

<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|

#735 +(-172)- [X]

<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly

#736 +(64)- [X]

<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs

#740 +(457)- [X]

<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.

#747 +(394)- [X]

<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY

#748 +(623)- [X]

<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?

#751 +(1058)- [X]

[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan|     ) god only knows why
[|Dan|     ) and he's laughing

#755 +(2214)- [X]

<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it

#756 +(384)- [X]

<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)

#757 +(100)- [X]

<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is?

#758 +(296)- [X]

[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?

#759 +(1745)- [X]

<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

#761 +(885)- [X]

<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway

#762 +(228)- [X]

uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???

#763 +(318)- [X]

<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now

#764 +(515)- [X]

<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++

#765 +(1099)- [X]

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
                -- Wernher von Braun

#766 +(591)- [X]

<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches

#769 +(284)- [X]

<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r

#771 +(90)- [X]

<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR

#772 +(605)- [X]

<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint

#773 +(106)- [X]

<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something

#774 +(371)- [X]

<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.


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