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<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.

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<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.

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<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services

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<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game

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<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds

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<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

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<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS

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<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG

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<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.

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<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE

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<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

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<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

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<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.

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<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her

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<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.

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<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it

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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

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<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash

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<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65

#27 +(2042)- [X]

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

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<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.

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<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine

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<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit

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<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me

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[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.

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<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done

#36 +(1653)- [X]

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?

#37 +(2195)- [X]

<iln> cd earlyteen

#38 +(4297)- [X]

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.

#39 +(3163)- [X]

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf

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<WiLD_> my lele is at attention

#41 +(2347)- [X]

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

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<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.

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<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'

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<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.

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<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes

#47 +(2441)- [X]

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon

#48 +(1266)- [X]

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long

#49 +(2153)- [X]

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

#50 +(171)- [X]

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..

#51 +(1055)- [X]

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is

#52 +(6389)- [X]

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

#54 +(1275)- [X]

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?

#55 +(3944)- [X]

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off

#56 +(1320)- [X]

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich

#57 +(-158)- [X]

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something

#58 +(1639)- [X]

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...

#59 +(986)- [X]

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car

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<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip

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<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet