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<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal

#396 +(337)- [X]


#397 +(701)- [X]

<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."

#398 +(1098)- [X]

<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?

#399 +(303)- [X]

<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.

#400 +(1000)- [X]

<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving

#401 +(126)- [X]

<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner

#402 +(1212)- [X]

<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained

#403 +(175)- [X]

<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick

#404 +(151)- [X]

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?

#407 +(821)- [X]

<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape

#408 +(141)- [X]

<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....

#409 +(10009)- [X]

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

#410 +(325)- [X]

<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac

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<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai

#412 +(726)- [X]

<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality

#413 +(449)- [X]

<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.

#414 +(423)- [X]

<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that

#415 +(389)- [X]

<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here.

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<McAnarchy> people live in utah??

#417 +(971)- [X]

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

#418 +(212)- [X]

<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?

#419 +(85)- [X]

<Islandx55> wtf is a-team

#420 +(399)- [X]

<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?

#421 +(496)- [X]

<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."

#425 +(932)- [X]

* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]

#426 +(604)- [X]

<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass

#427 +(565)- [X]

<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.

#428 +(741)- [X]

<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"

#429 +(836)- [X]

<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?

#430 +(326)- [X]

<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel

#431 +(113)- [X]

*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)

#432 +(350)- [X]

<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup.

#434 +(466)- [X]

<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop

#435 +(473)- [X]

<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.

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<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it

#437 +(554)- [X]

<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!

#438 +(209)- [X]

<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick

#439 +(296)- [X]

<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(

#440 +(561)- [X]

<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk

#441 +(682)- [X]

<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well

#442 +(691)- [X]

<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'

#443 +(550)- [X]

<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> w/ fast internet

#444 +(236)- [X]

<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer

#445 +(1160)- [X]

<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<ck2k> and she has this estimate
<ck2k> 200 bucks
<ck2k> fuck you
<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass

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<SYch0> my mom got rearended

#447 +(457)- [X]

<SSr2> what's pr0n?

#448 +(435)- [X]

<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something

#449 +(1336)- [X]

<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off

#450 +(58)- [X]

<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?

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