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<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :|

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<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!

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<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number

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<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?

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<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something

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(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?

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<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE

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(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
(@X2-down) er screamed

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<ethiopia> i'm starving

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(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too

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(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"

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<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different.

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<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?
<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"
<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"
<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now

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<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute

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*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks

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<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!

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<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really.
<rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18 months...

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<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms.

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<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.

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<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..

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<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac

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<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.

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* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?  You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically.  ;)

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<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)

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<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.

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<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."

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<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner

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<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine

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<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

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<Beeth>  Progress (n.):  The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth>  people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

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<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry

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<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time?

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<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?

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<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls

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<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.

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*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^

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<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/

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<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.

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<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace

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<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'

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<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM

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<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh

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<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =

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<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??

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<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya

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<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole

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<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?

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<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?

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<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car

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<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself