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#276 +(709)- [X]

<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
<papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one
<papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories
<Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"

#277 +(588)- [X]

<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt
<hypr> haha

#278 +(366)- [X]

*** Joins: SLiPMaTT` (slippy@I.get.my.STDs.from.the.girls.at.geishagarden.com)

#279 +(907)- [X]

<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
<gloone> but it also made it worthwhile

#281 +(412)- [X]

*** Joins: root (kode54@excellent.I.found.yourdads.cc)

#282 +(569)- [X]

<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending

#283 +(1044)- [X]

<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
<GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks
<GreenJelly> IM SO IN

#284 +(95)- [X]

<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common
<ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water

#285 +(1243)- [X]

<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me
<BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him
<BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked
<BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage
<BlackDeth> boglins own
<ikkenai> so how much did he pay you
<BlackDeth> he didnt
<BlackDeth> he just offered
<ikkenai> oh
<ikkenai> so you did it for free

#286 +(3068)- [X]

<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---

#287 +(1292)- [X]

<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'

#288 +(1946)- [X]

<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man

#289 +(796)- [X]

<rouge> you vegetarian?
<AlmtyBob> yah
<rouge> i'm sorry. :/

#290 +(731)- [X]

<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm

#291 +(2272)- [X]

<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area

#292 +(1230)- [X]

<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start

#293 +(43)- [X]

*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
*** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)

#294 +(502)- [X]

<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography
<Mooglezz> Among other things
<MoogIezz> :(

#295 +(1028)- [X]

<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire

#296 +(377)- [X]

<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?
<goh2> well i wanted to try defraging
<goh2> w/o windows

#298 +(1001)- [X]

<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him

#299 +(561)- [X]

<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation

#302 +(424)- [X]

<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it

#304 +(596)- [X]

<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad

#305 +(947)- [X]

[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.
[02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is
[02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?

#306 +(1217)- [X]

<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows

#307 +(423)- [X]

<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial

#308 +(220)- [X]

<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(

#310 +(114)- [X]

<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?

#311 +(696)- [X]

<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.

#312 +(2153)- [X]

<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!

#313 +(489)- [X]

<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?

#314 +(526)- [X]

<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile

#315 +(1007)- [X]

<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there

#316 +(-1218)- [X]

<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/

#317 +(814)- [X]

<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey

#318 +(780)- [X]

<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.

#319 +(236)- [X]

<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country

#321 +(468)- [X]

<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth

#322 +(490)- [X]

<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!

#324 +(191)- [X]

<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?

#325 +(732)- [X]

*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)

#326 +(1094)- [X]

[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied

#327 +(1641)- [X]

<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning"
<migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow"
*** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")

#328 +(618)- [X]

<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.

#331 +(630)- [X]

<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :

#332 +(161)- [X]

<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!

#333 +(532)- [X]

<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse

#334 +(637)- [X]

<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening

#336 +(514)- [X]

<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops.
<DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D

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