<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
<DigDug> warez > sex
<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<cndz> what would jesus do>
<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"
<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
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<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible
<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83
I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown
<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
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