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#118 +(274)- [X]

<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC

#119 +(102)- [X]

<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH

#120 +(1211)- [X]

<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.

#121 +(563)- [X]

<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)

#122 +(171)- [X]

<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY

#124 +(377)- [X]

<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again

#125 +(278)- [X]

<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix

#126 +(490)- [X]

<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!

#127 +(479)- [X]

<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now

#129 +(3039)- [X]

<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die

#130 +(451)- [X]

<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.

#131 +(21)- [X]

<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me

#132 +(2278)- [X]

<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo

#133 +(1573)- [X]

<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on

#134 +(363)- [X]

<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.

#135 +(2554)- [X]

<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me

#136 +(1692)- [X]

<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.

#137 +(103)- [X]

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.

#138 +(287)- [X]

<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE

#139 +(406)- [X]

<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"

#140 +(426)- [X]

<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!

#141 +(2234)- [X]

<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her

#142 +(303)- [X]

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better

#143 +(1245)- [X]

<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?

#144 +(320)- [X]

<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"

#145 +(832)- [X]

<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh

#146 +(90)- [X]

<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.

#147 +(336)- [X]

<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..

#148 +(372)- [X]

<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?

#149 +(553)- [X]

*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)

#153 +(1239)- [X]

<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.

#155 +(474)- [X]

<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible

#156 +(1144)- [X]

<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83

#158 +(465)- [X]

I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown

#168 +(603)- [X]

<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest?

#170 +(2880)- [X]

[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU

#171 +(907)- [X]

[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops

#172 +(100)- [X]

[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?

#173 +(-218)- [X]

<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.

#175 +(1056)- [X]

<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS

#176 +(953)- [X]

(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide

#178 +(746)- [X]

<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot

#179 +(815)- [X]

<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!

#180 +(285)- [X]

<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed

#181 +(456)- [X]

(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.

#182 +(688)- [X]

<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money

#183 +(1270)- [X]

<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/

#184 +(50)- [X]

<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*

#185 +(410)- [X]

<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns

#186 +(377)- [X]

<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(


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