<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
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