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<MurderMachine> So did I ever tell you the story of how my parents met?
<MurderMachine> Well, there are two versions I guess.
<MurderMachine> The story my Mum tells is: A group of idiots pushed her over while ice skating and my Dad heroically went over and helped her up.
<MurderMachine> The story my Dad tells is: He paid a group of idiots to go push her over so he could go heroically help her up.
<MurderMachine> I have been paid not to tell her.