#522860 +(293) [X] <prepared>Theorem: All numbers are equal.
<prepared>Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
<prepared>a + b = t
<prepared>(a + b)(a  b) = t(a  b)
<prepared>a^2  b^2 = ta  tb
<prepared>a^2  ta = b^2  tb
<prepared>a^2  ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2  tb + (t^2)/4
<prepared>(a  t/2)^2 = (b  t/2)^2
<prepared>a  t/2 = b  t/2
<prepared>a = b
<prepared>So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

