<Ghozt> So I was brushing my teeth and had to go to the bathroom, so I walked into the bathroom to take a #1 while brushing my teeth. I get my thing out and all the sudden my left hand starts jerking off my dick. I'm like, wtf!? Turns out I just had one of those "pat your head while rubbing your stomach" moments.
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