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<Chobes> You there, Mr. Mercman2000?
<Mercman2000> I'm talking with a chick. Piss off.
<Chobes> Text recognition AI has gotten so advanced.
<Mercman2000> This is ME. Mercman2000 you little Chobesey fuck. I am talking with a chick, this is the first non-postal related female contact I have gotten in for fucking never, so I don't care if your pubes are on fire and you need tech spit to douse the flames, whatever it is, IT CAN FUCKING WAIT.
<Chobes> omj poynt taken