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<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally sucks up my sheet.
<Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the sheet out.
<Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said we could trust him without a leash.
<Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't have been right there with the damn mower.
<Wiggles> How is this person still alive?
<Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.